PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS Official Bulletin Dec. 13, 1948 Independent Women's Senate, 5 today. Miller hall. I. S.A. council, house representatives meeting, 5 today, 16 Fraser. Mathematical colloquium, 5 today. 203 Frank Strong. Prof. Robert Schatten. "On Some Inequalities." Physical Therapy club, 7:30 to night. Watkins hospital. Christmas social. Miss Greenman, speaker. Senior women candidates for T.W.A. hostess training second semester consult Miss Maude Elliott, 229 Frank Strong, 9-11:30 a.m. any day this week. Travel bureau, Student Union activities' office, now open to aid students wanting rides or riders. S. A.M., 7:30 p.m. tomorrow, Recreation room, Union, Speaker, Perrin D. McKlroy, building and Construction Trades council, AFL, Kansas City. Also nominations for second semester officers. A. S.C. regular meeting, 7:15 p.m. tomorrow, Pine room, Union. MONDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1948 I.S.A. secretarial committee, 7 p.m. tomorrow, 222 Frank Strong. Vs Men smoker, 8 p.m. tomorrow. Henley house. A.I.Ch.E., 7:15 p.m. Wednesday, Lindley auditorium. Speaker C. E. Howev, patent attorney. Pre-Nursing club, 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Miller hall. All students in pre-nursing invited. Law Wives Christmas party, 8 p.m. Wednesday, Kansas room, Union. Bring 51c gift for exchange. Sociology club Christmas party, 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Miller hall. Faculty will present program. All planning to attend sign list in Frank Strong Annex E or in Snow hall before Wednesday noon. Mathematics club social meeting. 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Faculty Women's club, 1300 Louisiana. All planning to attend sign list in mathematics office by 5 p.m. Wednesday. Candidates for initiation in Phi Delta Kappa report to 110 Fraser at 4 p.m. tomorrow. Banquet following initiation, 6:30 p.m., Eldridge hotel. Eleven persons were initiated into Pi Tau Sigma, honorary mechanical engineering fraternity, at their semiannual banquet held Dec. 8 in the Castle tea room. Engineering Frat Initiates Eleven Those initiated are: Harold L. Kipp, professor of mechanical engineering; Arthur N. Paul, associate professor of mechanical engineering; George L. Cooper, Robert W. Davis, Richard W. Hartzler, Clyde D. Lacey, David F. Mitchell, Matthew H. Zimmermann, seniors; Robert J. Greenwell, John E. Robb, and Robert F. Shreffler, juniors. C. O. Dohrenwend, Midwest Research Institute, Kansas City, Mo., spoke on "Engineering Research." Chewing gum is so sensitive to moisture that it may be used to test the humidity of a room, according to World Book Encyclopaedia. University Daily Kansan Malt subscription: $3 a semester, $1.50 n year, in Lawrence add $1.00 a semester postage). Published in Lawrence, Lawrence office; after admission, versity year except Saturdays and Sundays. University holidays and examina- tion periods. Entered as second class Sept. 17, 1916, at the Post Office at Lawrence, Kaui, under act of March 3, 1879. A late model electric fire assaying furnace costing $1500 has been installed in the mining and metallurgical engineering laboratory. It is the second furnace that has been installed in the past six months. Mining Lab Gets Assaying Furnace With the new furance there are less fumes, less noise, and less heat lost than there was with the gas furnaces previously used. It is automatically controlled for any temperature up to 2000 degrees Fahrenheit. "We have run the temperature to 1700 degrees and the outside wall was still cold," said Kenneth E. Rose, associate professor of mining and metallurgy. "The furnaces are used to determine the amount of gold and silver in ore and for heat treating," he said. Four University faculty members attended the Governor's conference on education in Topeka, Dec. 9. They were: KU Faculty Attends Education Meeting Dean George B. Smith of the School of Education, representing the Kansas Advisory council on teacher education; Carl Althaus, associate professor of education, representing the Kansas association of school boards; Winnie Lowrance assistant professor of Latin, representing the State League of Women Voters and Cloy Hobson, associate professor of education, who represented the University. Washington, Ind. — (UP) — Edward Seim, 44, crashed into a bridge while driving a truck loaded with 500 cases of whiskey. A fire broke out and the truck and most of the It Couldn't Happen Here Abe Lincoln Caught By Draft Olean, N. Y.—(UP)—Abraham Lincoln, 24, was inducted into the armed forces today by the Cattaraugus county draft board. He was appointed leader of the group which proceeded to Jamestown, N.Y., for physical examination. Abe Lincoln Caught By Draft whiskey were destroyed. Police held him on a charge of driving under the influence o whiskey. Pep Band Will Play At All Home Games A 50-piece male band has been organized from the 130 University band members to play at all home basketball games. The band will be directed by Russell L. Wiley, and will put on two of the half-time programs during the season. Call Henry Shenk, associate professor of physical education, and Professor Wiley will have charge of all the half-time performances this season. T A X I UNION 2—800 DAY OR NIGHT- DAY OR NIGHT We have all new equipment We have all new equipment. Ph. 2-800 CAB Yes, it's time to CALL FOR PHILIP MORRIS! Remember: There's NO CIGARETTE HANGOVER when you smoke PHILIP MORRIS . . . because PHILIP MORRIS is definitely less irritating than any other leading brand. That's why eminent nose and throat specialists actually suggest* PHILIP MORRIS in cases of irritation due to smoking! You'll be glad tomorrow, you smoked PHILIP MORRIS today! take a smart cue,Thespians— Put virility in your vocabulary TRANSMOGRIFICATION -Complete change. THESPIS—Greek Goddess of the Drama. MIASMA —A frog or mist. In the pipes, it spells a slive for a diva. PREDIECTION—A high-class yen, PERSPICACITY—Keen forsight. CIGARETTE HANGOVER-That smoked-out taste, that tight dry feeling in your throat, due to smoking. EUGNOMOSYNE—Good judgment in an emergency. ADVENTITIOUS---On-the-button ULLATIONS—The high ones sopranos hit on the nose. PROBOSCIS—The beak, snout or schnozz. - PROOF Letters from Doctors on File