PAGE FOUR NIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1948 Little Man On Campus By Bibler "Trick play-trick play!" Man Is Outrun By Birds And Beasts, But He Still Surpasses Snails, Worms Washington—(UP)—Rocket-propelled man easily walks off with the world's speed record of 1,000 m.p.h. Jet man follows closely with 670.98. Third place is taken by the frigate bird, which travels at 261 miles per hour. Honors are won also by the falcon at 200 miles per hour and the dragon fly, an insect which travels at nearly 60. The deer botfly almost cost man his record. It was credited with a speed of 300 m.p.h. until scientific experiment showed that at 64, the insect would become invisible and at greater speeds it would "burn up." Aquatic man is a mere octopus. He is able to travel at the rate of four miles per hour by the aid of four appendages, barely keeping pace with a sea creature which is handicapped by as many more. Both are left far behind by the swordfish, fastest thing on fins, at nearly 70 mph. Man, the land animal, can do 22 miles an hour. To the hunting leopard who makes 70, and the antelope who registers 60, that is a disdainfully slow pace. In fact, the antelope looks with scorn on the race horse which clocks off at 48 m.p.h. The lazy thing is almost as slow as a man. Even man, however, must concede the sloth prize to the burrowing earthworm, which is slower than the snail. The snail travels at 23 inches an hour. Patronize the Advertisers in the University Daily Kansan. A & P SUPER MARKETS NUTLEY Oleomargarine 1 lb.26c Pure Vegetable Domino 10 lb CANE SUGAR -- bag 95c Burry's 14 oz. OXFORD COOKIES -- 25c Sunnyfield 25 FAMILY FLOUR lb. $1.49 Chedo-O-Bit 2 lb. CHEESE FOOD -- loaf 73c 5c Deal 1 lge pkg. RINSO -- 1 med. pkg. 38c Iona 3 PORK & BEANS cans 25c Madison 32 oz. SWEET PICKLES -- jar 39c Country FRESH EGGS --- 1 doz. 59c Early June IONA PEAS --- 3 cans 29c AGP Grade A 3 No. 2½ PUMPKIN ----- 29c Iana 2 No. 2 GREEN BEANS - cans 29c Ann Page 1 GRAPE JELLY ----- lb. 21c Iona 2 TOMATOES --- cans 25c Vitality 46 oz. ORANGE JUICE - can 25c Sunmaid SEEDLESS RAISINS ___ 15 oz. pkg. 19c Pappas—strained CRANBERRIES SAUCE ___ Tall Can, 2 for 29c Bordo GRAPEFRUIT JUICE ___ 46 oz. can, 2 for 37c Chicago — (UP) — A 58-year-old dairy foreman said today he would "take it easy" for the rest of his life on the $600,000 he inherited from an aunt he had never met. Rich Aunt Leaves 3 Million Kroner Erik Gunnar Seaburg said he probably will give up his home here and his $79-a-week job so he can enjoy the money. That's the catch in the inheritance. Mr. Seaburn said he probably would go to Copenhagen about Dec. 1 to check with the bank about the inheritance, which he was told would be available at that time. Mr. Seaburg said a dispatch from Copenhagen, Denmark told him that he would inherit three million Danish kroner, or about $800,000, from a wealthy aunt, Mrs. Heba Hansen, who died there recently at the age of 81. "It's like a dream. I've been a working man all my life." But the Danish National bank is expected to refuse to transfer the money to this country. Read the Daily Kansan daily. Gorgeous pot plants and cut flowers For ALL occasions PHONE 312 MYER'S GREENHOUSE "ALWAYS OPEN" Two blocks north of swimming pool 435 Mich. Phone 312 SKIRT the ISSUE this SEASON ever so prettily in our new FALL and WINTER Skirts... Perfect for Adding Allure to the ensemble of the Petite College Miss. $4.49-$4.98 and $5.98 A Complete Selection To Choose From Adelane's --at the Patronize the Advertisers in the University Daily Kansan. Featuring Try Our Delicious Chicken Dinners WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS HOME MADE PIES, CAKES, and HOT ROLLS. 24-40 club (5 miles Northeast of Lawrence on Hwy. 40) CHICKEN DINNER SPECIAL Served from 5:00-8:00...$1.50 Orchestra Sat Nov.20 9:00-12:00 Ph. 733-K3 for reservations by Sat. noon Admission $1.00 per couple Fra Sh Ov New York ball v. Nation Mic ducked price reco state ord. point The 1 Hai starte Color origi herer Pe pero jump