The World's Best Merchandise At absolutely the lowest prices known. Values that are out of the ordinary in Suits, Skirts, Coats and Waists. Unparrelled values it the choicest Dress Goods Lustrous Finish Fancy Mohairs and Silicians and Hanama Cloths. Thousands of yards of Black Taffeta Silk on sale. Special lots of Fancy Silks for Shirt Waist Suits at $1.00 a yard. SPECIALS IN MUSLIN UNDERWEAR For Women and Misses. Greatest values ever offered. New Spring Kid and Fabric Gloves; but makes and styles at prices that cannot be duplicated elsewhere HOSIERY FOR WOMEN AND CHILDREN. The store is matchless in variety and price. Many styles in Neckwear, Combs, Hand Bags, Cor sets, Ribbons and Handkerchiefs. Innes, Bullene & Hackman 1 THE KNOCKER. The nocker are a 2 legged ani- mule what hangs aroun plaices an talks about other fellers an makes phun uv fellers what duz tri 2 du sumthing. These nokers generally never du ani-thing what amountz 2 mutch. Sun uv the peeple what go tu the University air enklined tu be this-a-way. If theze peeple don't care 2 tri 4 trak teemz, phut bawl teemz, bass-bawl teemz, an the lik, wy at leest incorage them what du, an doan make phun uv them all the time. If the U hed phewer uv the zes shee an it they wuld gitt out an sho speerit, lik sum felers du what tri 2 mak thez teemz, the U wuld hev lots better teemz uv all kindz. S1. WHIPPLETREE. Through Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars —St Louis-San Francisco. The Union Pacific in connection with the Chicago & Alton Ry., has arranged for through Pullman Tourist Sleeping car service between these points. Cars to leave St. Louis and San Francisco every Monday and Wednesday and run through without change. This line is equipped with 16 section, wide, vestibule Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars, of the latest pattern and first class in every respect. Go to R Lindsay's for shoe repairing. Connections can be made en route with Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars in same train for Los Angeles aud Portland. Try a box of those fine Chocolates at Zuttermeister's. Inquire of nearest Union Pacific agent. Miss Annie Allen, who was in school last fall, is in Lawrence now visiting at the Kappa house. She has spent the spring in a very interesting trip through the south west and in Mexico. Get a box of those fine Chocolates at Zuttermeisters. Strawberries and Cream at Vie's Dr. John Henry spent Sunday at the Sigma Chi house. Mrs. H, H, Funk, of Iola, visited her daughter Neva the first of the week. Special prices this week on Highland Linens. Two Tone Linen and Autocrat Linen Paper at Boughton's. 1025 Mass. St. T. H. Work, '08, spent Saturday and Sunday at Baker, the guest of friends. Clarence Atkinson went to Arkansas City Thursday to spend several days. Buehlah Bailey, '08, and Neill Isaacson, '08, visited with the parents of the latter, in Kansas City, the first of the week. Myrtle McElfresh, '08, returned to school this week, after a visit with relatives at Osage City. Miss Sarah White of St, Joseph is spending a few days at the home of Rev. W. W. Bolt on Ohio street. Sidney J. Linscott of Holton Kansas arrived Sunday and will stay for the Phi Kappa Psi convention this week. Miss Anna Nan Zandt secretary of the University Y. W. C. A went to Detroit, Michigan, Monday to attend the Y. W. C. A convention. Gene Sallee and Al Barnett who teach in the Proso preparatory school in Kansas City accompanied their base ball team to Lawrence Saturday. The Proso boys were the guests of the Phi Gams while in Lawrence. MAY-DAY. The following out of town guests will be present at the Founder's Day banquet given by the alumni of Pi Beta Phi to the active chapter Friday night: Anna Lanter, Olathe, Kansas; Inez Plumb, Emporia, Kansas; Helen Hayden and Helen Spears, Holton, Kansas; Elsie Evans, Leavenworth, Kansas; Mrs. Eugene Ware, Topeka, Kansas; and Margaret Nye, Hiawatha, Kansas- "The "burning question" in class circles at present seems to be, what will happen May 1. The sophomores have taken decided action against a continuation of the customary scaap, by handing to the Chancellor a written statement to the effect that they by a vote of 68 to 15, decided to take no part in the May-day scrap. The freshmen class have taken final action by voting to put up the May pole and class colors as usual, and to pay no attention to the statement of the sophomores. There is a strong sentiment among all members that as far as the custom is concerned it should be abolished, but the class of '08, in view of their defeat at the fall scrap, are not the ones to make the sacrifice. On the other hand the sophomores have a clean record thus far and naturally be favorable to doing away with the tradition. So just now it seems that if any sophomores appear there will be a lot of Freshmen around their colors until 10 o'clock on May 1. The class of '08, in a meeting held Tuesday, made provision for repainting the '07 numerals on the grand stand on McCook field, where some one had painted them out and put '08 instead. By the rules of hon or between the classes, the '07 numerals were to remain for one oear. They also adopted the following resolution. Whereas, some malicious person, or persons, has had printed and posted about town, proclamations in which most vile language was used, and has used the name of the class of '08 in connection with said proclamation. Be it therefore resolved, that the class of '08 do hereby deny all connection with the perpetrator of the deed, and Be it also resolved, that the aforesaid class do most strongly condemn the action, and recommend that the sentiments of the Chancellor be taken to heart. --- --- --- --in style by wearing the latest style shoes. WALK OVER costs no more than old styles. Our windows show the latest and what we show in the window we can furnish in the store. All styles of WALK OVER SHOES at Miss Grace Moses has returned from a few days visit with Miss Jean Parkhurst of Topeka. The Phi Delts gave an informal dancing party at their chapter house Saturday evening The K.U. Reading Club will give a complimentary recital to the students and friends of the University next Wednesday evening, May 3, 1905, in Fraser hall. The program will consist of readings, recitations and music GRADUATING RECITALS. The invitations for the graduating recitals in the school of Fine Arts are expected to be given out next week. The invitations will be in the form of a little booklet. This booklet will contain the program to be given by each graduate at their recital. The dates for the recitals are as follows: Miss Parks, May 10, Miss Minnie Owens, May 11, Miss Elsie Watson, May 15, Miss Grace Moses, May 17. Miss Margaret Hammond, May 18, and Mr. McIlheney, May 23. It is reported that the debating council has a debt of $40,00 to distribute among the various literary societies. It is usual at the end of the year to have some deficit but this is the largest one for years. It is hard to foretell what it will be next year for Iowa paid the expenses of their own debaters this year but next year we will have to send our own men to Iowa beside bringing the Missouri debaters here. DEBATING DONT PAY. CONCERT. The Baptist Church Men's Club's annual concert will be given this year under the direction of two K. U. students, Miss Boright and Miss Parrish. The date is April 27, at 8:15 p. m. Quite a variety of music will be given, including violin and cello solos, violin quartette and vocal music. The artists will be Prof. Wylie, Prof. Hubach, and Miss Boright. DR. BURDICK IN DEMAND. Professor Burdick will deliver the first of a series of commencement addresses at the Beatte, Kansas, High School, Thursday. Thursday and Friday of next week he will give commencement speeches at Everest and Lecompton, Kansas. Late in May he is expected to speak at Junction City, Cottonwood Falls and Clyde. He has accepted an invitation to deliver an address on Decoration Day at Ponca City, Oklahoma. Professor Burdick is an eloquent speaker and has been honored as such more than any other member of the faculty. Altogether Dr. Burdick will be absent from his classes about two weeks. Miss Pansy Anderson,'08 was the guest of Miss Margaret Going of Topeka Sunday. Keep Your Feet $3.50 and $4.00. Starkweather Shoe Co