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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE. KANSAS
TUESDAY, MAY 4, 1948
Monster Takes Bride In Reign Of Terror Over Students
If you don't believe that the "female is deadlier than the male" just wait until you get back a test paper graded by "Flunkensteina," the new mechanical wizard at the guidance bureau.
Flunkenstein has come to help out Flunkenstein who came to the guidance bureau last year to do the paper work for harried professors. The newcomer not only grades those fill- $ \textcircled{4} $
in-with-a-graphite-pencil exams,
but she tells the professors whether
the questions are good or bad. If
a certain percentage of the class
missed a question, then it wasn't a
good question.
The new machine has been obtained more for the features it offers the professors than for flunking
students. It will score a heavier load of papers than the other machine and will analyze the test at the same time. It will be possible to tell with percentage of the students missed every item and will enable instructors to tell whether questions are good or bad.
Official Bulletin
May 4, 1948
*Scarab, 7:15 tonight, 205 Maryin*
Seaarb, 7:15 tonight, 206 Marvin.
Archery club practice, 5-7 p.m. today,
and 4-6 p.m. tomorrow.
Students planning to take Western Civilization examination, 2 p.m. Saturday, May 15, must sign at Registrar's office this week. Admittance card received at Registrar's office must be present at time of examination. Examining place also assigned there.
F.B.U.A., 5 p.m. today, Pine room,
Memorial Memorial, Election of officers,
Sigma Tau initiation banquet, 6:45 p.m. today, Castle Tea room, B. J. George, speaker.
Regular meeting of new A.S.C.
7:15 tonight, Pine room.
United World Federalists, 4 p.m. today, Pine room, Union. All interested.
Jewish Student Union, 5 p.m. today, Myers hall.
All organizations interested in helping with plans for new student orientation program next fall should send representatives to meeting, 4 p.m. today, 217 Frank Strong.
Tau Sigma meeting, 7:15 tonight
Bring footed money, Waltz group,
7:45. Wednesday, 7-7:30 p.m., Gavotte and Jig; 7:30-8:30, Spanish;
8:30 Music Comedy, all in Robininson gym. Thursday, dress rehearsal,
7-10 p.m. (Fraser.)
American Society of Tool Engineers, 8:15 p.m. tomorrow, Lindley auditorium. Speaker, J. Y Riedel of Bethlehem Steel Corporation. "Applications and Heat Treatment of Tool Steel."
K.U. Dames, 8 p.m., tomorrow, 37
Frank Strong. Election of officers,
All Home Economics majors who plan to enroll next semester meet in 110 Fraser, 4 p.m. tomorrow. Check next year schedules with Miss Anderson, Miss Lohr, or Miss Hill before Wednesday's meeting.
Physical Therapy club, 7 p.m. to
morrow, PT room, Watkins Memo-
rial Hospital, Dr Rose, speaker.
Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship, 7 p.m. tomorrow, 113 Frank Strong.
Everyone interested in learning square dancing, 7 p.m. tomorrow. Recreation room, Union.
Negro Students' association, 7:30 p.m. tomorrow, 205 Fraser.
Jerry Voorhis, former member of House Un-American Activities committee to talk on "Activities of the Un-American Activities Committee" at 11 a.m. totomowr in Frank Strong auditorium. Sponsored by Y.M.C.A.
Russian club, 4 p.m. tomorrow, 402 Fraser, Mrs. Sosloveitch, "The Revolution of 1905 and 1917 in Russia."
K-Club, 7:30 p.m. tomorrow, 203 Robinson gym. Nominations for next year's officers.
Campus Christian Missionary Fellowship, 4 p.m. tomorrow, Myers hall.
Sigma Delta Chi, 4 p.m. tomorrow,
107 Journalism.
Notice of appeal on all parking tickets received on or before April 30 must be filed with parking office by Thursday. Last regular court
session, May 11. Special court session, May 18, to hear appeals on tickets received in May.
University Women's Club tea, 5 p.m. Thursday, Myers hall, Annual business meeting, election of officers
Sunflower Boys' State alumni 7:30 p.m. Thursday, East room, Union. Bob Hedges, speaker. Election of officers.
Classical club, 7:30 p.m. tomorrow, 206 Fraser. Professor Seaver, speaker.
Tickets for A.V.C. picnic may be purchased at Business office. Deadline, Thursday noon, $1.25 each. Picnic to be in Clinton Park, 6:15 Friday.
K-Club is sponsoring intra-squad football game, 8:30 p.m. Friday, Haskell Stadium. Students 50c plus activity books. Others. 1.00. Tickets at Athletic office.
All Baptist students interested in attending annual picnic at Lone Star Lake, Sunday, notify Martha Oatman, Watkins hall, Departure time, 3 p.m. from 1124 Mississippi. Cars and drivers needed.
All new cabinet members of Baptist student group, Roger Williams Foundation, Theta Epsilon, or College S.S. class, meet at 1124 Mississippi, 7 p.m. May 10.
Pi Tau Sigma initiation banquet, May 13. Make reservations Engineering library by Saturday.
Eastern Star Aid Open To Women
Application for the 1948-49 Eastern Star scholarships can be made at the office of the committee on aids and awards in 227 Frank Strong hall, Dean J. H. Nelson, chairman of the committee, announced today.
The cash grant scholarship is open to any College woman senior who has a good record, and who is either a member of the Order of the Eastern Star, or whose father or mother are members of Masonic organizations.
On KFKU
Today:
2:30 "Fine Arts in the Life of theAverage Man." Stanley Chapple, English Conductor andLecturer, and Dean D. M.Swarthout, University School ofFine Arts.
9:30 K.U. Contemporary Music
String Quartet; W. Thomas
Marrocco, 1st violin; Myron
McNown, 2nd violin; Vincent
Bleecker, viola; and Maurice
Pollom, cello.
2:45 K.U. Band.
2. 30 Program by Sigma Alpha Iota Music Women's Professional sorority.
2:45 Doorway to Knowledge, Todd Douglas.
Tomorrow:
2:30 Flying Carpet—Robert Calderwood "Beowulf and Grendel."
9:30 K.U. Brainbusters.
Thursday:
2:45 Music
Music
9:30 Evelyn Swarthout, Young American Concert Pianist.
Friday
2:30 Music by Radio, Mildred Seaman.
Night Watchmen Cover KU Through Wee Small Hours
9:30 Roundup of Editorial Opinion.
University Daily Kansan
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If you think you climb a lot of stairs you should have the job of night watchman.
David Park, one of the seven men who check the campus at night, must cover an average of eight buildings from top to bottom two or three time each night.
Mr. Park said that he seldom gets involved in any "cops and robber" chases on the Hill, but is more concerned with routine duties.
In 1943, the year after he took the position as night watchman, Mr. Park had his most exciting evening at work. He encountered a prowler in the Union. After a chase the man escaped and was never found by the police.
Mr. Park said that encounters with prowlers are very rare on his job. The duties of the watchman are to check for fire hazards, unlocked doors, open windows and lights left burning.
"In the summertime we must watch for fans that have been left on. They become overheated and a fire hazard if left on all night," said Mr. Park.
The campus is divided into three sections when a full crew of watchmen is available, with two watchmen to each section and one man working the "swing shift." Mr. Park works from 4:30 p. m. to 1 a. m. Another man completes the night on his route.
Each man gets a night off every week and the man working the swing shift fills in these night, never working the same shift twice.
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