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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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TUESDAY, APRIL 20, 1948
On The Way To Dementia Reporter Gives Observations
By LEONARD SNYDER
After one year of reporting on all kinds of stories (including elections), the University Daily Kansan reporter may look at his job somewhat skeptically—and you can't blame him.
tically and you can't blame
He thinks - sometimes - that "sittin' in" on meetings has been jolly and informative. Otherwise, he's left wondering. But there is one thing he's sure of. He's got to be a little "odd"⊙ to keep from becoming a dementia progeny
Greeks are sonhists 61
Here follows a few other thoughts of the casual campus observer:
The Greeks think that only the independents are apostates (those who renounce their party).
The independents think that only Greeks are adventures (those who seek social distinction).
The Greeks think that only the independents are diposmaniacs (crayers for alcohol—the cleaning kind?)
The Greeks think that all independents are optimists (those who are habitually hopeful).
The independents think that Greeks are all jilters (those who discard their lovers).
The independents think that all Greeks are hedonists (those who maintain the doctrine that pleasure is the chief end of life).
The Greeks think that all independents are jealous.
The independents think that all Greeks are monopolists (those who acquire beforehand—whether tests or women).
The Greeks think that independents are mostly misanthropes (those who hate mankind).
The independents think that Greeks are all capitalists (those with new convertibles).
The Greeks think that independents are only charlatans (pretenders to knowledge).
to Knowledge.
The independents think that all Greeks are blathersites (foolish talkers).
The Greeks think that independents are their gladiators (deadly froes).
oes:
The independents think that al
Greeks are sophists (those who argue cleverly but fallaciously). They
Ine Greeks think that only they are bibliophiles (lovers of books).
The independents think that all Greeks are epicures (those devoted to luxury).
The Greeks believe that all independents are elfs (those with mischievous spirits).
The independents think that all Greeks are coquettes (firts).
The Greek freshman thinks that only Greeks are joiners.
The independent freshman thinks that only independent freshmen have a chance to be Phi Beta Kappas.
The Greek freshman thinks that only Greek's can be real B.M.O. C.s.
The independent freshman thinks the Greek freshman has less chance to be a sophomore.
The Greek sophomore thinks that Betty Lou likes only Greek sophomores—especially him.
The independent sophomore thinks that Greek sophomores are speedsters.
The Greek sophomore thinks that only Greeks appreciate Greek salad.
The independent junior thinks that Greek juniors save too many beer bottle labels.
The Greek junior thinks that independent politics is a riot.
The independent junior thinks the Greek junior resate happy.
Bu it's both Greek and independent seniors who think maybe they won't graduate on time. What do you think, or do you?
Job Opportunities For 12 Seniors Will Be Explored By SAM Booklet
Job-placement brochures for 12 graduating members of the Society for the Advancement of Management were mailed recently to business firms in 15 middle western cities.
firms in 13 middle western cities. The brochure was prepared by Frederick R. Amelung, general chairman, Ivan Devon Anderson, mailing list, Ralph Smith, qualifications, and Stephen R. Ellsworth, typing and arrangement.
at arborement.
Only firms with more that 250 employees will receive copies of the booklet which is published by S.A.M. to aid its members in reaching prospective employers.
Firms interested in hiring any of the students can arrange personal interviews and get more information by writing the student or the University bureau of business placement.
The brochure includes an explanatory letter by Leo J. Tolle, S.A.M. president, and endorsements by Paul Malone, acting dean of the School of Business; T. DeWitt Carr, dean of the School of Engineering; Leslie Waters, director of the bureau of business research; and Frank Pinet, director of the bureau of business placement.
A separate page for each of the 12 seniors has a picture of the student and a list of his qualifications and past achievements. Two pages are devoted to a listing of the University curricula for industrial management and four major sequences of the School of Business.
Insurance Selling Courses
Dates for the basic and advanced short courses in life insurance marketing at the University will be June 14 to 18.
14 and 18. Enrollment will be limited to 60 in each course, Hanson said. The two will run concurrently. The Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, and Colorado State associations of Life Underwriters are sponsoring the courses. Staff members from the Purdue university life insurance marketing institute will teach the courses.
instructor
Guest lecturers will be Robert Girk, attorney and estate analysis expert, Indianapolis, Ind.; and Glenn Isgrig, Cincinnati manager for the Reliance Life Insurance company.
Girl Scout Adviser To Interview Students
Miss Stouffer will discuss job opportunities in scouting and camp counseling with interviewees. She is especially interested in students majoring in professional work, education, sociology, or psychology.
Jean Stouffer, girl scout community adviser, will be at the University today to interview students interested in professional scouting.
Interviews will be given between 9:30 a. m. and 3 p. m. either singly or in groups. Appointments may be made by the office of the dean of women.
She will be available for speaking engagements from 3 to 5 p.m. Miss Stouffer was graduated from the University in 1941 and has been active in scout work in Kansas City, Mo.
The uses of direct mail and newspaper advertising were discussed at Topeka Sunday night by Prof. Elmer F. Beth, acting director of the William Allen White School of Journalism, at the opening dinner of the state convention of the Kansas Office Machine Dealers association.
The dinner was in the roof garden of the Jayhawk hotel. Professor Beth was introduced by Kenneth C. Dodderidge of University Extension.
Beth Talks On Direct Mail,
Newspaper Advertising User
Author To Address
Official Bulletin
S. I. Hayakawa, author and lecturer, will speak at a banquet to be held by the Semantics club April 28. Mr. Hayakawa's topic will be "Integration of Humanities and the Sciences Through Linguistic Theory."
Phi Chi Theta, 7 tenight, Pine
room. Speaker. ___
April 20,1948
Scarab, 7:15 tonight. 205 Marvin.
Pi Tau Sigma election of new members, 7:30 tonight, Hydraulics lab.
Bacteriology club, 7:30 tonight, 501 Snow. Movies. Everyone interested
Swordsmen, 7:30 tonight, 110 Robinson.
All bills for Engineering Exposition to be turned in to John Margrave in Dean's office this week.
Future Business Leaders of America, 5 today, Pine room, Union, Bring dues. ___
A.V.C. Coffee and Forum, 7:30 to
night, Union ballroom.
Tau Sigma, special meeting, 7:15 tonight. Attendance required.
Jewish Student union, 5 p.m. today,
Myers hall ___
Engineering council, 5 p.m. today.
210 Marvin. Important.
Tickets for I.S.A. Sweetheart dance Saturday may be purchased today at booth in Union lobby. Members free - membership cards will admit. Non-members. 75c.
Archery inter-club tournament and picnic, 4 p.m. today.
Old and new A.S.C., 7:15 tonight
Union ballroom. ___
College faculty, 5 p.m. today Frank Strong auditorium.
Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship, 7 p.m. tomorrow, Lindley auditorium.
K.U. Dames, desert dance, 8 p.m.
tomorrow, Community building.
Russian club. 4 p.m. tomorrow.
402 Fraser. Mrs. Soloveitchik. "The Strengthening of Aristocracy and the Strengthening of Serfdom in Russia."
Campus Christian Missionary Fellowship, 4 p.m. tomorrow, Myers hall.
University Women's club group meetings. Thursday.
Snow Zoology club, 7:30 p.m.
Thursday, 26 Snow, Prof. A. B.
Leonard, "Mollusca in Pleistocene
Stratigraphy."
El Ateneo se reune el sabado a las 54.5 en la sala de Kansas para celebrar el día de Cervantes. Reservaciones para la cena deben hacerse con el sr. Herman antes del viernes.
Le Cerule Francei se eunira jeudi soir, le 22 avil a 7h 30 dans la salle 113 FS. M. Mahieu fera une causerie. Tous ceux qui s'interessent au français sont invites.
Meditation and prayer every day except Wednesday, 5-5:30 p.m. in Danforth Chapel, sponsored by Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship. Open to all.
Tau Beta Pi and Sigma Tau pictures for Jayhawker, 7 p.m. Thursday, Military Science building.
Zoology picnic, 2-6 p.m. Saturday.
Robinson Farm
Pi Sigma Alpha, 4 p.m. tomorrow.
202 Frank Strong.
1941 Graduate Killed In Airplane Accident
Lt. Comdr, Walter L. Hamilton,
23, Arlington, Va., was killed in
an airplane accident April 13 near
Washington. He received his M. A.
degree from the University in 1941.
Commander Hamilton was born in LaCross, Wis., and was graduated in 1940 from Wabash college, Crawfordville, Ind. In the war he served with the naval air transport service in the Aleutians, the south Pacific, the Caribbean, and the south Atlantic. He was a member of Delta Tau Delta, national social fraternity, and of Pi Delta Epsilon, honorary journalistic fraternity.
Commander Hamilton was married and had two children. His mother, Mrs. Eunice A. Hamilton, is personnel director of United Productions in Kansas City, Mo.
Zilch May Be Alive In France; New Reign Of Terror Feared
Timoshinshaia, Russia. April 20-(Special to the University Daily Kansan)—Elmer A. Zilch, patron saint of K. U. journalism, was rumored alive today, contrary to reports received recently that the veteran journalist had been mashed in a mixmaster.
had been maslled in a hamburger. Andersen said that closer inspection of the mangled body in-
Village gendarmes said that it dedicated the corpse was that of a Russian tree-sloth that Zilch had been observed interviewing on several occasions. Zilch won the pullet prize in 1947 for his crack analysis of the Russian situation.
After receiving the report that Zilch was alive, journalists on the K.U. campus were speculating as to whether Zilch would appear in time for the University Daily Kansas's annual dinner tonight. Zilch has been a guest speaker at the dinner for several years.
The report stated that local peasants were puzzled as to the identity of a nude man seen clubfooting across several Russian samovars toward Poland, Sundaw.
A dispatch from Vou Vou, France, stated that Zilch was seen running through the streets of various villages with a wheelbarrow full of Russianvodka, Monday. Stellar boudour observers were fearful for Zilch's safety, as he has been banned from France by the United Nations
Miss Helena Currier, associate director of Wesley Foundation, will travel abroad this summer as an official ambassador of good will.
Miss Currier is one of nine Methodist youth ambassadors from America to Methodist youth of Europe. The nine students will be organized into groups of three with each group accompanied by an adult counselor
Miss Currier To Go Abroad As Methodist Ambassador
since the shocking Ringdangdou affair in 1946.
accompany the youths will visit Poland and Czechoslovakia, Switzerland and Belgium, and Norway and Sweden by groups, as Methodist youth caravans.
Lawrence Night Club Trade Slackening; Managers Blame Spring, Living Costs
Both the managers of the Javahawk Cafe and of the Dine-A-Mite Inn attributed the decline in trade to spring weather and the movement from indoor entertainment to outdoor recreation. The owner of the Indian Village, known to students as the "Tepee," said that week night trade had decreased as compared to that of last year.
One person attributed the decline to a cause other than the spring weather. The manager of the 24-40 club, located northeast of Lawrence, said he believed that the high living expenses in Lawrence were primarily responsible.
They will sail from New York harbor aboard the Marine Marlin on June 15.
The arrival of spring weather and high living expenses were cited by Lawrence cafe and night club managers as reasons for a slackening of student trade.
Three out of the six managers interviewed said that student trade had fallen off either during the week or over the weekends. Only two stated that they had noticed no decline in trade whatsoever.
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Tomorrow
2:30 "Sunny," a children's operetta
9:30 School of Engineering exposition.
2:30 School of Fine Arts musicale.
2:45 Doorway to Knowledge—Todd Douglas.
SWAETHAERTDACEN
Thursday
2:30 Flying Carpet—Robert Calderwood.
9:30 K.U. Brainbusters.
Read the Daily Kansan daily.
9:30 KFKU Players—"A Doll's House."
Friday
2:30 Music by radio—Mildred Seaman.
9:30 Roundup of editorial comment.
9:45 U. Sports Parade-Mike Sintet
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