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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 1943
Five-Gent Java In A Cup Union Prices Don't Go Up
Whatever has happened to that "awful lot of coffee from Brazil" to increase its price recently, will not affect the Union cafeteria prices.
Instead of entertaining the competitive race of zooming coffee prices, Miss Hermina Zipple, Union director, remains level-headed about her coffee and is maintaining a 5 cents per cup price level.
Miss Zipple is showing little concern over the fact that the increased cost for coffee has nearly wiped out the profit margin because, as she put it, "Our policy is to keep prices as low as possible instead of moving them up for greater profit margins."
In fact, she expressed surprise when informed that in the cities coffee had jumped to 10 cents a cup and has even reached a high of 15 cents in the larger cities of the country.
Five cent coffee may be a vanishing commodity (how did the "number one word" of the senate appropriations committee hit parade get in here anyhow?) as far as the cities are concerned, but the students need not worry. As long as there is coffee at the Union it will be "a stable item at 5 cents a cup."
This will hold true as long as "coffee doesn't start rocketing upwards to such a terrific level that we'll be forced to consider a change in the present press." Miss Zipple said.
Chicago—(UP)—When should a school intersection have a traffic officer on duty?
"With that assurance, from Miss Zipple, the students can relax and stop speculating on the price of java at the Union cafeteria.
The International Association of Chiefs of Police has an answer.
Anyone Have A Slide Rule?
John Ise Loves Jokes, 'Shotguns'; Urges Students To Read The 'Gospel'
Approximately 3,000,000 tractors are in use on American farms, the U.S. Department of Agriculture estimates.
The IACP says that—for those who like formulas—a police officer should be stationed at the school crossing when the number of vehicles per hour travelling in both directions exceeds 30,000 if multiplied by the number of children crossing the intersection.
An ominous bush falls over the tense students as they await one of those famous and frequent "shotguns." The stocky, gray-baired figure perched on top of the desk fires a question at someone in the front row. He ignores the gusty sigh of relief from the class, as it settles down to enjoy one of the Hill's most entertaining professors.
Dr John Ise, economist, is entering an *and* year of teaching at the University of Kansas. Among the numerous books he has written, "Sed and Stubble," a story of early days in Kansas, was a best-seller.
He takes great delight in rec-
rending students that are required
name his book as a text. "What does
say in the 'gospel of St. John the
Divine'' he raps at an unprepared
student. He also loves to make sly
recourses to the revenue he re-
ceived from the sales of his book,
to revise it next year," he adds.
"Fortunately, the publishers
are our paper and it fails apart
one had to walk around us in his mental stature, of his physical one some on stepping over the Ad and we'd have to watch some of the little fellows on the ground," he wryly
tive Kansan is keenly in-
ternational and world affairs
mark on current high
"I'm afraid of a blowout
With the intellect of the
people what it is, they
sense enough to stop
much for so little."
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Today Is Last Day For Advising
Today is the last day for the College pre-enrollment adjustment period.
College freshmen and sophomores who will enroll late for the spring semester are advised to make alternate choices in their tentative schedule because of the possibility of closed classes.
Five Thoma's Are Having Thoma Fun, Eh Kid?
College upperclassmen seeking advice may pick on their transcripts from the College office and take them to their departmental advisors.
Madison. Wis.—(UP)—The Thoma family of Madison is well represented in the University of Wisconsin this year.
Elizabeth Thoma, 18, has joined forces with her four veteran brothers in invading the campus. She is enrolled in the college of letters and science while three of her brothers are in the electrical engineering school.
The fourth brother, Richard, is a graduate student in biological chemistry.
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