1947
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1947
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
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For Sale
FOR SALE: Remington portable typewriter, perfect condition, just cleaned. $25.00. See at 834 Mass.
20 FOR SALE: Tux; practically new, size Donald Anderson, 1309 Ohio. Phone 1534M.
20 JUST ARRIVED: All leather cases for Decitring and Vector slide rules, at the Student Book Store.
24 RADIO: Six tube Fada, table model, year old. Like new, excellent reception. Jerry Hall at 413 W. 14th or phone 3494.
24 NROTC MEN: Own your own uniform! One navy officer's coat and one set of regulation blues, excellent condition, half price! Call 1906W. Any evening.
20 FOR SALE: Buick sedan, "28-27 in many new parts." Activ mileage. Hammer Reber, 840 Ky. St.
24 FOR SALE: Excellent Grandjohn violin. Call 3206W after 6 p.m.
24 FOR SALE: Six tickets to K-U.M.U. game. Bleachers. Call Kitty Tribble, 800. after 5 p.m.
24 For a wish an unrush and Christmas card, the Museum of Art of the University printed is limited so don't delay too long. Phone KU79.
20 1939 LINCOLN ZEHYPR dor. Custom radio, heater, defroster. Overdrive gives 15 mi. per gal. Wonderful tires. Best offer of the season. Call 1906W. The printer
or House
Solve your problem by buying a 3 room car trailer with private bedroom, kitchen and bathroom. Comfortably. Has Simons davernport box spring mattress in the bedroom; inlaid linoleum; attractive whatnots; built in table which seats five. Living room large enough to entertain eight persons. Extendable ceiling. Covered with and overload springs. Ready to move in. Come and see this very attractive tandem wheel trailer home. Call 1196M. TF
VETERANS! We will buy, trade or sell for you any Army or Navy gear in good condition that you may wish to display. Lawrence Surplus 911 Mass. PHOT
669
Miscellaneous
SKI PARTY information! Starts day after
Xmas from K.C. Terminates day before
classes, Lawrence. Plenty of good skiing.
Great New Years. $20.00 deposit.丹
19 KANAS S CITY Star headquarters moved
to Round Corner Drug, 801 Mass. Same
phone, 17. Dec. 15
WHO is MO? **
Everybody loves flowers and everybody loves to receive them. For the finest in corsages and cut flowers come to "THE SHOP THAT NEVER CLOSES."
MYER'S & SON GREENHOUSE
Ph. 312 435 Michigan
2 Blocks North of the Swimming Pool
Wanted
WANTED to rent or sub-leat a house or
renting the X-mas holiday
Contact Karen
WANTED: Ride for two to Phillipsburg or ride Thanksgiving. Share expenses and driving. L. H. Hayes, 2301 Mass, 2224W after 6. 20
WANTED: 20 ga. shotgun, Pump or auto., Rem., Winchester or Browning.
Brown, 2242 Barker Ave. 2256R. 21 WANTED: two rides to Wichita on Tuesday afternoon, Nov. 25, must be in Wichita by 5:00 p.m. Contact Daili Kansan office.
BEST PRICE paid for 2 tickets together for K.U.-M.U. game. Call 3185M after 5 p.m. or contact the Daily Kansan office. 18
WANTED: Tudor for Direct Current Chr-
ismant. 3240 w aft 7 p.m. James W.
Wright, Jr.
ONE TO THREE tickets K-U.M. U-m, game
best price offered. Call 28411. 18
WANTED! Four tickets to KU-MU game.
Pay the price. Wes Wegley,
? 3083, after 3891.
Lost
BROWN leather billfold. Vet needs the papers. Keep money and return billfold to J. E. Greenhaw, 1145 Indiana. Phone 3020 or Daily Kansan. 24
ONE BASKETBALL, property of U.S.
government. Call 2092 between 4 and 8
LOST: Black calfskin billfold. Identification. Donald Meederis, 2200 Grandview Blvd., K.C., K. Valuable to owner. Return to lost and found Union bldg. 20 RUBY GING, gold setting. Identification. Donald MeDeares, 2200 Grandview Blvd., K.C., K. Valuable to owner. Return to lost and found Union bldg. 19 RUBY RING, gold setting. Lost in practice room at Frank Strong. Reward. Call Kyla Spots, telephone 170. 1241 Lst. C
NAVY BLUE cravenette overcoat and black leather gloves. Taken from Union Airport, noon Thursday. Name clearly stenciled in coat. Call 324815 ask for Comer.
Business Service
<EEP a record of your children's voices
as they learn to talk. Microphone can be placed anywhere in the room. Reel of tape runs for 1/2 hour and can be tapped out with water until you get the record you want to save. See the mirror Magnetic Ribbon recorder at Peterson's Typewriter Co. 6 East 8th St. Dec. 9
ALTERING of all kinds on suits, coats and dresses. Also handmade tailored clothing is wok guaranteed. Phone 2959R, 842 Indiana.
TYPING: Reasonable rates. Prompt service. 1028 Vt. Ph. 1168R.
TYPEWRITERS and adding machines sold and rented. Peterson's Typewriter Co. 6 East 8th St. 1st National Bank Bldg. Dec. 9
For Rent
LARGE ROOM for two boys. Close to campus, 1346 Ohio. Ph. 3067. 20
ROOM FOR a couple of boys or married couple who would like to eat extra well cooperatively. 9145 Mo. Ph. 3739W.
ROOM FOR ONE or two girls, starting 2nd semester. Limited kitchen privileges. Near campus, call between 4 and 7 p.m.
If possible, 1735 Ala. 24
ROOM for two girls—large and com-
mute twin beds, 927 Louisiana
Phone 1065R. 18
LOOK! House for rent. Would like to
exchange a room partly furnished house.
Contact Daily Kumu. 18
ROOM for one college girl, $20 per month,
at 1229 Ohio. 19
Transportation
WANTED: Ride to Marysville, Kansas over Thanksgiving holidays. Call 334. Ask for Phyllis. 20
ANYONE with car needing driver to share expense and help drive 24 hours per day going to Eastern Penn., or New Jersey. Leaving Tuesday p.m. for Thanksgiving, returning for Monday. 899-256-2711
WANTED Ride to Wichita for 3 people. Thanksgiving. Can leave Tuesday afternoon or Wednesday. Call Buckholtz. 20
Phone KU-25 with your news.
Just like Social Security. Only quicker. Pepsi-Cola pays up to $15 for jokes, gags, quips and such-like for this page. Just send your stuff to Easy Money Department, Box B, Pepsi-Cola Company, Long Island City, N. Y., along with your name, address, school and class. All contributions become the property of Pepsi-
Cola Company. We pay
only for those we print.
(Working "Pepsi-Cola" into
your gag, incidentally, won't
hurt your chances a bit.)
Dough-shy? Get dough-
heavy! Or start a new hobby
—collecting rejection slips.
We'll help you out—one
way or the other.
DAFFY DEFINITIONS
Here's a column inspired by one of man's most fundamental motivations—his primitive urge to make a buck. And why not?—a buck's a buck. Get daffy, chums.
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Synonym—the word you use when you can't spell the word you want.
Pedestrian—a married man who owns a car.
Hangover—the penalty for switching from Pepsi-Cola.
Snoring—sheet music.
$100.00
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Little Moron Corner
Sharpen up those gags, gagsters! At the end of the year (if we haven't laughed ourselves to death) we're going to pick the one best item we've bought and award it a fat extra
You've really got us to the wall when we'll pay a buck apiece for these, But that's the deal. $1 each for those we buy.
GOOD DEAL ANNEX
--do to make you care?
$2, legal tender, for any of these we buy. Brother, inflation is really here!
Murgatroyd, our massive moron, was observed the other afternoon working out with the girls' archery team. Somewhat unconventionally, however—instead of using bow and arrow, Murgatroyd was drawing a head on the target with a bottle of Pepsi-Cola. When asked "Why?" by our informant, who should have known better—"Dumunmuuh," responded Murgatroyd brightly, "because Pepsi-Cola hits the spot, spot!!"
HE-SHE GAGS
Know a He-She gag? If you think it's funny, send it in. If we think it's funny, we'll buy it—for three bucks. We'll even print it. Sheer altruism. Take ten—and see if you don't come up with something sharper than these soggy specimens:
She: Why don't you put out that light and come sit here beside me?
He: It's the best offer I've had today—but I'd rather have a Pepsi.
She: D. D. T.
He: Darling, is there nothing I can do to make you care?
He: D, D, T.?
She: Yeah—drop dead twice!
He: Gosh! Me?
She: Right now I'm interested in something tall, dark and handsome.
She: No, silly—Pepsi-Cola!
Yep, we pay three bucks apiece for any of these we print. You never had it so good.
Get Funny . . . Win Money . . . Write a Title
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What's the right caption? We don't know. You tell us. For the line we buy we'll ante $5. Or send in a cartoon idea of your own. $10 for just the idea ... $15 if you draw it... if we buy it.