UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31, 19
PAGE TEN
Getz, Smith Win In Archery
Rex Getz scored 424 points and Leah Smith shot a 326 score to win first-place gold medals at the Archery club tournament held Wednesday afternoon.
Silver medals went to runners-up Bob Lemons, 323, and La Vaughn Hodgeson, 260.
This was the third and final tournament of the fall season. The club will be confined to indoor practice sessions during the winter months and will move outdoors for tournament competition again in the spring.
Results of Wednesday's tournament were:
Men's division, Rex Getz, 424; Bob Lemons, 323; Harold Shigley, 118; women's division, Leah Smith, 326; La Vaughn Hodgson, 260; Joan Lippman, 213; Jane Topping, 201; Stella Gabrielson, 192; Alice Myers, 179.
Chi Omega Wins, 28-24,
To Cop Division II Title
Chi Omega defeated Delta Gamma 28 to 24 to win the Division II title in women's intramural volleyball Wednesday. Chi Omega led 15-13 at the half.
Shirley Husted and Pat Coolidge were outstanding for Chi Omega, while Georgia Lee Westmoreland and Donna Mueller led the losing Delta Gamma cause.
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Women Beat KC In Hockey
The University women's hockey team won from a Kansas City club, 3 to 1 Saturday.
Two of the University scores were made in the first half and one in the second half. Kansas City scored in the second half.
The University lineup;
Geraldine McGee, right wing; Donna Mueller, right inner; Marie Horseman, center forward; Georgia Lee Westmoreland, left inner; Betty van der Smissen, left wing; Marilyn Pepper, left halfback; Joan Anderson, center halfback; Beverly Pepper, right halfback; Maxine Gunsolly, right fullback; Julia Fox, left fullback; Joan Lippelmann, goalie; and Bobbie Connell and Patricia Watson, reserves.
With both teams trying for their victory, Kappa Alpha Theta walked away with a volleyball game against Miller hall last night, 54 to 17. Phyllis Doone, with five points, and Shirley Neff, with eleven points, paced the Theta players, Mary Graves and Janice Oehrle led the Miller team.
Thetas Downs Miller To Tune Of 54-17
Action ran about the same in both halves, the halftime score being 29 to 8.
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Gamma Phi Beta Downs
Sigma Kappa, 35-29
Gamma Phi Beta came from behind to defeat Sigma Kappa in women's intramural volleyball Wednesday, 35 to 19. Sigma Kappa led at the half, 20 to 11, but Gamma Phi pulled even at the start of the second period, and went on to win.
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makes us smile. So send in your jokes and gags to Easy Money Dept., Box B. Pepsi-Cola Co., Long Island City, N. Y.
Sing a song of sixpence, pockets full of dough. Here's the way you'll get it from Pepsi-Cola Co. Make you laugh . . . if you can. We'll pay you $1, $2, $3 . . . as much as $15 for stuff we accept — and print. Think of it. You can retire. (As early as 9 P. M. if you like.) You don't have to mention Pepsi-Cola but that always
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The very next day you may receive a de-luxe radio-phonogram combination and a nine-room prefabricated house. It won't be from us. We'll just send you money if we feel like it. Easy Money, too.
Little Moron Corner
Mohair Moron, the upholsterer's son,
was found huddled up and shivering
in his refrigerator one day. He
explained by saying, "I was thirsty
for a P-pesi-C-cola and was t-told
it should be d-deunk when cold. Now
I can drink it. I'm c-c-cold!"
You don't have to be a moron to write these . . . but it helps. $2 for each accepted we'll pay you, and not a penny more.
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At the end of the year we're going to review all the stuff we buy, and the item we think was best of all is going to get an extra
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HE-SHE GAGS-
If you're a "he" or a "she" (as we suspect) writing HIE-SHE jokes should be a cinch for you. If you're not a "he" or a "she" don't bother. Anyway, if you're crazy enough to give us gags like these, we might be crazy enough to pay you a few bucks for them.
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He: Give me a kiss and I'll buy you a
Pepsi-Cola . . . or something.
She: Correction. Either you'll buy me a
Pepsi . . . or nothing!
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He: When a man leans forward eagerly,
lips parted, thirsting for loviness,
don't you know what to do?
She: Sure, give him a Pepsi-Cola.
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He ghost: I'm thirsty. Let's go haunt the pepsi-Cola plant.
$3.00 (three bucks) we pay for stuff like this, if printed. We are not ashamed of ourselves, either!
She ghost: That's the spirit!
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CUTE SAYINGS of KIDDIES (age 16 to 19 plus)
A famous sage has said that people are funnier than anybody. If that were true, all you'd have to do would be listen to what the kiddies are saying, write it down, send it in, and we'd buy it. If that were true. It might be, for all we know. We haven't the slightest idea what we'll accept. Chances are it would be things like these unless we get some sense.
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This is easier than taking candy away from a baby. And less squawking. Maybe you don't want to be rich, but just force yourself. You'll like it. And, if we like the title you write for this cartoon we'll force ourselves to give you $5. Or if you send us your own cartoon idea we'll up it to $10. For a cartoon that you draw yourself, we'll float a loan and send you $15 if we print it. Could you expect any more? Yes, you could expect.
"My George, who will just be 17 on next Guy Fawkes Day, had his appendix removed last month. When the doctor asked him what kind of stitching he'd like to
"Elmer Trecstump says his girl Sagebrush, only 22% brings a bottle of Pepsi-Coli along on every date for protection. She tells everybody, 'that's my Pop!"
have, George said, 'suture self, doctor.'"
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