PAGE TWO a e b e p t M y h s U l s c o r s l s i a t t t t t UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24,1947 Crooner Frankie Will Tell About Hollywood Reds By FREDERICK C. OTHMAN Washington — (UP) — Congress would hate to disrupt the Washington Public School system, start a riot in its own marble halls, or get the clothes ripped off the underfed frame of Frank Sinatra. No word has been said about him being among the movie luminaries summoned to tell whether Communists are hidden under Hollywood's bed, Chairman J. Parnell Thomas of the house unamerican investigating committee, has heard about those bobby soxers. He's taking no chances. He won't admit that Frankie boy is coming and, in particular, when. That's just as well. I know about this from my Hollywood reporting days. When Frankie first hove into town and sang a concert at the Hollywood bowl, he still hadn't become a politician. He'd never been inside the White House, even, or made a speech. Hungry Crooner To Me He was a crooner, only, who looked hungry under the spotlights and who sounded sour to me. I guess I was wrong, because the flatter the note, the louder the young ladies moaned. My mistake was writing a piece in which I said I could sing better, myself. I invited disbelievers to gather under my bathroom window any morning and listen, while I shaved. They did gather there, but they didn't listen respectfully. One blood thirsty debutante shouted that she'd like to get her hands on my razor. Then she had a better idea. One Lady Invited "I ought to cut your throat from ear to ear with a dull knife," she shouted. Only lady chairman Thomas of Allendale, N.J. has invited is Mrs Lela Rogers, Ginger's blonde mother. Mrs. Rogers doesn't like Communists and she'll be delighted to point 'em out for congress. Only actors the chairman has announced as witnesses are Gary Cooper, a cowboy; George Murphy, a song-and-dance man; Adolphe Menjou, whose pants are always pressed, and the Messrs. Robert Montgomery and Robert Taylor, both ex-officers of the U.S. Navy. These gentlemen are patriots. They're also long-time husbands, without a croon among 'em, and are of academic interest solely to the junior misses. Rep. Thomas and friends have expressed extreme curiosity about three big-time movies, "Mission to Moscow." "The North Star," and "Song of Russia," all of which extolled the Soviets when produced during the war. It is only fair to say that this seemed to be the thing to do at the time. Big Capitalist Producers These ephes were produced, oddly enough, by Jack L. Warner, Samuel Goldwyn, and Louis B. Mayer, three of Hollywood's leading capitalists. Warner's movie was based on a book written by the former ambassador to Russia, Joe Davies, who took his own cream in his own refrigerators aboard his own yacht on his mission to Moscow. Jack and Joe have been ordered to tell about their movie. The mighty Goldwyn erected a complete Russian city by the Santa Monica boulevard gas works, populated it with such people as Walter Huston and Ann Baxter, and hired the celebrated Lewis Milestone to direct his picture. Movie fans stayed away in droves from the result. Goldwyn and Milestone will tell why they did it. Mayer, a roly-poly citizen who long was the highest salaried man in America, used Susan Peters and Taylor in his Russian picture. Everybody agreed at the time that it was a pretty good movie. Everybody, that is, but Taylor. He thought, to use a favorite Hollywood word, that it stank. He still does. I'll try to be there when he tells the congressmen why. Music Societies To Present All-Student Operetta An all-student operetta will be presented next spring in the little theater of Green hall. The operetta is the Gilbert and Sullivan "Mikado." It is being sneonored by Phi Mu Alpha and Mu Phi Epsilon, honorary musical organizations. Student try outs will be held soon. Official Bulletin Oct. 24,1947 Mariners club, 6 tonight. Westminster House, for covered-dish supper and Halloween party. A. V.C. dance, 8:30-11:30 tonight Union ballroom. W.S.S.F. benefit No admission charge. Open to all Pot-luck supper for married students, 6:30 toight, First Methodist church. Call 1965-M. Newman club members meet at 8 p.m. tonight, Union building, for havrack ride and barn dance. All members on Independents' constitution committee meet in lounge of Union building, 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Unitarian Liberal club, 7 p.m. Sunday, Pine room, Memorial Union Prof. Hilden Gibson, speaker. Trinity Episcopal college club, halloween picnic, 5 p.m. Sunday. Meet at church at 16th and Vermont. Young Republicans club, 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, 106 Green hall. Appointment of committees. Election of chairman. Sig Ep wives meeting, 7 p.m. Monday, Margie Krug, 1931 New Hampshire. Tickets to Norman Granz "Jazz at the Philharmonic" can be purchased at Frank Strong rotunda, Watson library, Union lobby from 10-12 and 1-3 p.m. Also all day at Business office and Student Union Activities office. Proficiency examination in English composition 1 p.m., Nov. 15, instead of Nov. 8 as announced in College calendar. All juniors in College and School of Education required to take examination. Register in person Nov. 10, 11, and 12. Students in College at College office, 229 Frank Strong. School of Education students at Education office, 103 Fraser. The Physical Therapy club meeting has been postponed. Temporary Jobs Open To Students Students are needed for temporary employment, Fred Amelung, men's employment counselor said today. Portrait sitting for the art department, painting parking signs, and about five domestic jobs are open now. IWPP Names 3 Candidates Independent Women's Political party nominated three candidates for freshman officers in their primary election; Thursday: Harriet Easter, vice-president; Nona Prettyman, secretary; and Maxine Holsinger, All Student Council representative. Anyone interested should see Mr. Amelung in the men's student employment office, 228 Frank Strong hall from 1 to 4 p.m. on weekdays or from 9 to noon on Satundays. These candidates will run in the general freshman elections. Nov. 5. 10-day campaign will begin Monday, with the candidates visiting all the organized houses. Party members assisting in the ballot counting were: Katherine Burkpile, Ruth Keller, and Jean Moorhouse. Three members of the Independent Men's Political party, Robert Casad, Robert Dunwell, and Dale Judy, also assisted. A drive for old books to enlarge the Union activities library will begin soon, Otis Hill, union activities president, said today. Union Library Wants Old Books The drive will include press and poster publicity, radio and personal soliciting, and possibly an organized house to house cannage. Hill said. "Our activities library is on a regular daily schedule for the students," said Donna De Munn, library chairman. The hours are from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Friday and 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Saturday. University Daily Kansan Read the Daily Kansan daily. Mail subscription: $3 a semester, $4.50 a year, (in Lawrence add $1.00 a semester postage). Published in Lawrence, Kan. every afternoon during the University rear except Saturdays and Sundays. Unregistered students entered as second class matter Sept. 17, 910, at the Post Office at Lawrence, Kan., under act of March 3, 1879. --- DARNELL ELECTRIC CO. - Automotive Tune-up - Distributor - Automotive Tune-up - Starter Generator 617 Mass. 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