MAY 13, 1947 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN Official Bulletin May 13, 1947 *** Tau Sigma at 7:30 tonight in Robinson gym. --- United Women's Council at 5 p.m. today in the Pine room of the Union. Archery club practice from 4 to 6 tonight and tomorrow on hockey field behind Robinson gym. 水 水 草 Society for Advancement of Management at 7:30 tonight in Frank Strong auditorium. Election of officers. Advanced Management magazine to be distributed to members. - * * Alpha Phi Omega pledges will take pre-initiation written examination at 5 p.m. today in 206 Frank Strong. Attendance required. Initiation and banquet at 5:45 p.m. today at the Hearth. Meeting of Tau Beta Pi at 5 pm today in 210 Marvin. All-Student Council at 7:15 tonight in the Pine room. New members to be installed. Chemistry club at 4 p.m. today in 305 B.C.L. Dr. VanderWerf, guest speaker. Rereshments. All members and others interested invited. Entomology club at 4 p.m. today in 326 Snow hall. Initiation of new members. New and old members invited. Refreshments. Tri Chi Iota at 5 p.m. today in Union Lounge. Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship at 7 tonight in Barlow chapel of Myers hall. All welcome. Engineering Council election until 5 p.m. today in basement of Marvin. Progressive Party meeting at 7 pm tomorrow in 113 Strong Strong. Law Wives will meet at 8 p.m. tomorrow in Law Lounge. 学 学 学 Archery club board meeting at 7 p.m. tomorrow. * * Mathematics colloquium of department of mathematics will meet at 5 p.m. Thursday in 222 Frank Strong. Mr. Sam G. Kneale will speak on "Non-Euclidian Planes." *** Ku Ku's meeting at 7:30 p.m Thursday in Union ballroom. Election. Important meeting of A.S.C.E. at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in 101 Snow hall. Election of officers. Mr.V.A. Koelzer, guest speaker. Refreshments. ** Der deutsche Verein wird Donnerstag sein alljahrliches Picknick abhalten. Mitglieder, die Gaste bringen, müssen 50e per Gast bezahlen. Auch andere Personen, die sich für das Picknick interessieren, sind eingeladen, aber auch Sie mussen the Geburh bezahlen. Wer kommen will, soll die Tehnlehrer介于 Schwarzen Brett der Deutschen Abteilung unterzeichnen. Wir treffen uns um 5:30 im Park, Ecke 4. und Indiana Strassen. Mitglieder frei. VETERANS: All veterans now enrolled who intend to continue through summer session must sign up at office of Veterans Training Service, room 2, Frank Strong, today and tomorrow. If you do not sign subsistence allowance will automatically terminate at close of this semester. If you do not intend to return this summer and desire to apply for accrued leave, you must apply prior to the close of semester. El Ateneo presentara un programa de cantos 7 bailes Latino americanos, el jueves 17 de Mayo en el solon de actos de Frank Strong (auditorium.) Se invita a todas las personas interesadas en tales programas. *** gramas. Mathematics club picnic to be at 5 p.m. May 21 make of May 22. Make reservation in room 209 F.S. by May 16. Election of officers. All interested in mathematics invited. Ellsworth Tells Of Boners Graduating Seniors Pull Graduation time is made up of some scenes of hilarity and some awful "boners" as well as being what Fred Ellsworth, alumni secretary, calls "a culmination of affection in homecoming spirit" for University alumni. Mr. Ellsworth, who has witnessed several graduation exercises at the University, still thinks it's thrilling to see the long black line of seniors streaming down the Hill and into the stadium. "And in spite of all instructions; someone is always chewing gum! You wouldn't think moving jaws could be seen from the audience but they're very noticeable," Mr. Ellsworth said. Another mistake often made by seniors, said the alumni secretary, is taking purses or packages to baccaloureate or commencement. The seating order is always reversed after the seniors have marched across the stage and the purses are seldom seen again. Large graduating classes have advantages; lots of things can go or without being seen by the general public. Once a senior dashed into the marching line late, having forgotten his cap and gown. He marched on down into the stadium and when it came time to march across the stage, borrowed a cap and gown from his neighbor. His elever-horse didn't go unannounced, however he had on cowboy boots with spurs and the gown was too long. At every step the spurs caught in the gown and he was tripped! The audience roared and the chancelor frowned. Although the hatchet is supposed to be buried on all campus feuds at the senior breakfast, where all seniors smoke the "peace pipe", the lawyers and engineers have to have one last fling. The engineers go into a whistle cadence as the lawyers cross the stage, gradually speeding it up until the "laws" are trotting! Dean Gilbert Ulmer, chairman of the commencement committee, is worrying about the weather already. "It's all right when the weather is perfectly good or perfectly bad," he said. It's the bad moments in the afternoon when anything could happen that give us all nerves." Arrangements, including marching plans and the correct number of chairs on the stage, must be made both in the stadium and in Hoch auditorium. A signal by the University whistle in the late afternoon indicates which place it will be held. Exercises have always gone off more or less smoothly without rehearsals of any kind. Faculty members serve as marshals to get the seniors in some kind of marching order in the east wing of Frank Strong, where they assemble regardless of weather. Signs, just like registration time, tell the student to gather with his school. But First It Was Raised— And those sheepskins they walk all the way down the Hill for are dummies, you know! 'Gaze Both Ways' Is Razed Portland. Ore.-(UP)-Portland is a poor place for poets. Take it from Ben F. Heinz, traffic safety director, who spent his time making signs that rhyme to keep the cars in the right line, so people won't have to pay fines or have axles lifted on their spines. The city discarded Heinz's signs, the arts" which first started when police arrested a Reed College student for reading poetry in the moonlight. JUICY STEAKS Thick Malts Sandwiches and Short Orders AT Stop in and meet your friends 550 Rhymes Fail BILLS GRILL "C sharp or B flat"—this little gem had musical notes drawn on it. Removal 'Proves' Decline Heinz's job was to keep automobiles and pedestrians from climbing all over each other at intersections. Portland was a quiet city until the war brought shipyard workers in droves. Heinz got out his rhymes and signs, put them on 550 street corcuers, warning: The first phase of the decline of the arts, as removal of Heinz's signs is called amongst Fortland's poets, was the arrest of a Reed College war veteran student for reading Keats on the streets. The veteran was run in. That started a moonlight "rebellion" among students, who began reading by moonlight all over the place. "Gaze both ways." "Be alert or get hurt." Students planning to take Western Civilization examination, 1 to 5 p.m. May 24 must register intention to do so at Registrar's office this week. Place of examination to be assigned at that time. Admittance card received at Registrar's office must be presented at time of examination. QUICK COURTEOUS SERVICE Across From T109 Mass. Court House Phone 2054 The second phase of the decline, it was reliably reported, came when Heinz devised a sign to scare pedestrians with a likeness of "Lena the Hyena." Heinz figured that Lena's kisser, dramatizing the horrors of traffic accidents, would be a bell-ringer. But it was turned down. Heinz refused to consult the muse any longer and all pedestrian signs have been removed and the pedestrians and cars left to their own devices. Phone KU-25 with your news. Art Exhibit To Be Outside Final plans for the outdoor art exhibit to be held May 18, 19, and 20 were discussed at a meeting of the Delta Phi Delta Monday. Official judging of the entries will take place Friday afternoon and prize ribbons will be attached before they are exhibited in the grove near Robinson gymnasium. Work of members of Deltaphi Delta will not be included in this official judging, Carolyn Campbell, president of the honorary group, explained. However, all work will be included in the public balloting to be held on the grounds, she said. Donald Kane, Fine Arts junior, reported on the construction of frames for entries and on handling the entries during the exhibition. About 130 members are expected to attend the banquet and initiation. The annual Sigma Xi, initiation banquet will be held at 6 p.m. Thursday in the Kansas room of the Union building. Theodore M. Speery, professor of biology at Kansas State Teachers College of Pittsburg, will be the principal speaker. The subject of his speech will be "On Going Native." Twenty-five new members, including five undergraduates will be initiated this year to Sigma Xi, a society for scientific research composed almost wholly of faculty members and graduate students. For Sale Daily Kansan Classified Ads SMALL 1941 Indian motorcycle $325.00 See C. Bibs, W 19, W 14th St after 3:30 BEST TIRE BUY: The Goodyear Store, and get the world's first choice tires—Goodyear. First in quality, in extra durability. Brownie's, across the street from Kress & Woolworth, and get new tires now for your summer driving. Best tires and best trade-in allowance on your old tires. The Goodyear Store, 9th Mass. St. CONVERTABLE: Lincoln Zeph. V-12, 1938 Five, Pass, good condition. Tires. 1935, 1937 Red. Driving lights. driving lights. $650. See any evening after 8 or all day Thursday. 1725 Barker. JUKE BOX. Seeberg Selection, excellent condition, perfect tone. Ideal for game rooms. Price $38.00 Silverton Silverton, 212 Lane OA. 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