OCTOBER 7,1946 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE FIVE IM Football Begins Today Four football games are scheduled on the men's intramural calendar for today. Games will be played on the intramural fields south of the campus at 4:30 p.m. Sigma Nu will play Delta Chi on field one, Alpha Tau Omega meets Triangle on field two, Beta Theta Phi will tangle with Pi Kappa Alpha on field three, and Sigma Chi will play Phi Kappa on field four. Schedules for tennis, golf, horse- shoe, and handball competition are now being drawn up. Tournament brackets will be posted on the intramural bulletin board at 107 Robinson gymnasium. Division one: Phi Delta Theta, Sigma Nu, Sigma Pi Epsilon, Delta Chi, R.O.T.C. Blanks, Navy officers N.R.O.T.C. Division two: Kappa Sigma, Alpha Tau Omega, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Triangle, Theta Tau, physical education department, Spooner-Thaver. Twenty-nine teams are entered for touch football in four divisions, as follows: Division three: Phi Kappa Psi, Beta Theta Phi, Delta Tau Delta, Pi Kappa Alpha, Alpha Phi Alpha, Battenfeld, Smithsonian. Division four: Phi Gamma Delta, Sigma Chi, Delta Upsilon, Phi Kappa, 94-club, Tennessee terrors, Independent Student association. Twenty-three teams are entered for rifle competition. Schedules for the two divisions will be posted on the intramural bulletin board as soon as they are drawn up. Women's Volleyball Begins At 8 Tonight Sunflower teams have not yet been named. The first games will be played Wednesday and will be announced. The women's intramural volleyball tournament will begin at 8 to eight in Robinson gymnasium with four games scheduled. Alpha Delta Pi takes on Sleepy Hollow and Corbin hall will play I. W. W. Kappa Alpha Theta will tangle with Harmon Co-op and Delta Delta Delta will play Sigma Kappa at 8:45. Division 1: Kappa Kappa Gamma Miller hall, Alpha Omicron Pj, Gamma Phi Beta, Watkins hall, Tem-Ruth hall. Teams in each division are: Division 4: Alpha Delta Pi, Sleepy Hollow, Corbin hall, I. W. W., Alpha Chi Omega. Division 2: Kappa Alpha Theta, Harmon Co-op, Delta Delta Delta, Sigma Kappa, Lockley hall. Division 3: Chi Omega, Independents, Delta Gamma, Jolliffe hall, Pi Beta Phi, Foster hall. Tem-Ruth hall is a new-comer this year. Templin and Carruth halls, formerly housing navy personnel, are women's halls now, and they have gone together to form a team. Most of the women at Tem-Ruth hall lived at Tipperary last year. Phi Mu Alpha To Meet At 7:30 Tonight In Union Phi Mu Alpha, national honorary music fraternity will meet at 7:30 tonight in the Kansas room of the Union. Leo Horacek, president, announced today. Faculty sponsor for the fraternity is Dr. E. Thayer Gaston, professor of music education. By FREDERICK C. OTHMAN Baked Pencil-Shaving Loaf Makes New Dish For These Meatless Days (United Press Staff Correspondent) Washington. (UP)—The question around the Othman house today is what, if anything, are we going to eat tonight? Turnip souffle? Peanut soup? Tomato dumplings? Bean and oatmeal loaf? Braised blotting paper? Do not snicker, Paul Porte, be the villains. All I know, son, is that I'm inviting you out to the house for dinner. WALL PAPER Last night we had fish. It had been long dead. My bride bought it, because the chicken at her market was blueish. So she baked this fish and we squeezed lemon on it, but Paul, it was not good. It tasted, to put it delicately, pale green. When I left home this morning, my bride was poring over her cookbook, studying the section labeled "vegetarian." Paul, old fellow, how do you like baked pencil-shaving loaf, with maybe hollandaise sauce? Clark Shaughnessy, the football coach at the University of Maryland, says his athletes have charley horses caused by pulled muscles because he has not meat to feed 'em. And I visited the O.P.A. cafeteria this noon, but about all I could find was scrambled eggs on top of sliced fried tomatoes. I mean how are your muscles, Paul? I know you are straining them these days, clawing out from the letters and telegrams from the restaurant owners, the meat packers, and the involuntary vegetarians. Do you think your muscles can stand up under a meal at the Othmans? STEVENSON'S - DEVOE PAINT The trouble seems to be, Paul, that nearly all the vegetable recipes call for a few slices of salt pork, or bacon drippings, or a pound or so of ground sausage. My bride has done her best. She has bought a can of smoked brewer's yeast, which is supposed to impart to rutabagas a meat-like flavor. All the soups in her book, except peanut soup, call for soupbones You like peanuts, Paul? The main dish is going to be peppered spinach cheese loaf. Without, of course, the pepper. You know about the pepper shortage, Paul: It has something to do with O.P.A. ceilings. My bride says she thinks you might like the dessert: mince meat pie. There'll be no crust, because she has no lard. Nor will there be any meat. What she's concocting for you, Paul, is known in church supper circles as mock meat. 1011 $ \frac{1}{2} $ MASS. PHONE 661 It is made of chopped raisins, chopped eggs, spices, a stiff slug of brandy and—to give it body—one cup of strong tea. So help me, Paul, thats what the recipe says. We'd feed you beefsteak, Porter, old friend, if we could. Later on, you have announced, there will be meat again. When the frost is on the pumpkin and there's no grass left, the critters will come to market. I hope you're right, Paul. I hope we have an early winter. KEMTONE Dorothy O'Connor, Betty Boling and Frances Schutz were accepted into Quack club, women's swimming organization, after tryouts Saturday. Do not snicker, Paul Porter. You and your O.P.A. may, or may not all I know, son, is O'Connor, Beling, Schutz Accepted By Quacks Additional tryouts will be held at 7:30 p.m. Thursday for women unable to attend Saturday. The pool will be open for women's practice and recreation from 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays. FULLER BRUSHES - ART SUPPLIES McSpadden Heads Lettermen's Club Harold McSpadden, engineering senior, has been elected president of K Club, organization of letter men in athletics. Meetings of the group will be held on the first and third Thursdays of each month. Other officers are Lynn Leigh, vice-president, and John Jackson, secretary-treasurer. Quill Club Head To Attend Confab Five Will Practice Home Management Practice in the management of a home is the project of five home economic students who moved into the home management house Wednesday. Deane Postlethwaite, president of the Quill club, will attend the national Quill convention Thursday. Friday and Saturday at Grinnell college, Grinnell, Iowa. Under the direction of Miss Demaris Pease, instructor in the home economics department and home management supervisor, the women will have complete charge of running the house for five weeks. Those living at the home are Ruth Cawood, Eva Lee Yung, Louise Looker, Doris Anderson, and Hope Burch. Seminar Will Meet Tommy Hankins Recovering From Circus Accident Convention activities will include plans for revitalizing the organization, which was inactive during the war. Manuscripts submitted by the various Quill clubs throughout the country will be read. The Bible, the University student, and world topics will be discussed at the Y.W.C.A. and Y.M.C.A. religious seminar at 7 tonight in Myers hall. Members of the Quill are chosen on the merits of short stories or poems they submit. All persons interested in becoming members must have their manuscripts in the English office, Fraser hall, before Nov. 1. Prof. Neil H. Borden, professor of advertising, Harvard School of Business, spoke to the Elements of Advertising class this morning. Professor Borden, author of "Economic Effects of Advertising," is on his vacation and is visiting with Chancellor Malott. Tommy Hankins, 13-year-old son of Prof. and Mrs. John Hankins, is recovering from a broken arm and a skull fracture received while helping raise a cirus tent here Sept. 7. Harvard Professor Speaks Wenner Gets $4,700 Grant For Poliomyelitis Research Circus physicians treated him and a week later surgeons at the Bell Memorial hospital, Kansas City, operated on the head injury. Professor Hankins reports that Tommy will be able to return to school in a few weeks. Dr. Wenner will conduct advanced research on poliomyelitis epidemics A $4,700 grant has been made by the United States public health service to Dr. H. A. Wenner, assistant professor of pediatrics at the University School of Medicine in Kansas City. Sully Mason and Orchestra $1.50 Per Person October 26 COMMUNITY BLDG. TICKETS AT CARL'S — ROCK CHALK — BELL'S We Suggest: Buy your Winter Gloves and Mufflers, now, while stocks are large— Gloves $2.50 to $6 Mufflers $1 to $5 Do Your Own Washing for only 45c an hour with new Maytag Washers and modern metal tubs on stands. We have plenty of line space. RISK'S HELP YOURSELF LAUNDRY 1900 Illinois - We fill, empty and clean tubs and washers. - We provide water softener. Make Your Appointment Now All you do is wash. Phone 623 GREAT---- JIMMY HOLYFIELD HIS SAXOPHONE AND ORCHESTRA