PAGE EIGHT UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS SEPTEMBER 27,1946 Fraley Selects Football Winners (A La Da Bums) By OSCAR FRALEY United Press Sports Writer New York. (UP)—Fraley's Follies from the Ebbets field bleachers—or picking the football "winners" with Dodger etiquette thrown in for free. The East Army over Oklahoma—Dese guys are touch. Navy over Villanova — Qwitcha skovin'. Columbia over Rutgers—Dis guy's a pushover. Cornell over Bucknell—Wuz 1 sein' red? Wake Forest over Boston College →Hurry for Dixie. SMU over Temple - Molder de ump. Pitt over West Virginia—Dis is Flahutb, fellah. And lissen, ya bum—Harvard over Connecticut; Brown over Canisius; Rochester over Clarkson; Holy Cross over Dartmouth; Lafayette over Mohlenbogen; Syracuse over B.U.; Yale over Kings Point, and Lehigh over Gettysburg. The Mid-West Notre Dame over Illinois—Toid avonne subway chapter. Michigan over Indiana — Dose bones are in a slump. Purdue over Iowa—Corny Island boid from. Minnesota over Nebraska-Leo should oughta run fer mayor. Cincinnati over Kentucky—Whazzot again? Northwestern over Iowa State— It's a breeze. Ohio State over Missouri—Tigers or Cardinals, so what? Also, ya mug -Detroit over Scrania and you wanna over Wayne, and SL. Jesus, or Mart Murguiz? The South Alabama over Tulane—The People's cheree. Georgia over Clemson-Ain't that Stanky, somenip? Auburn over Mississippi Southern Howa spell it? Mississippi over Florida—Otu. Mississippi over Florida—Oh you Dice. Duke over North Carolina State-Give it ta da bums. Libby. Miami over W. & M-.-Whata ya mean, wait 'll nex' year? And looka here—Georgia tech over Tennessee; Citadel over Presbyterian; North Carolina over VPI; Virginia over Hampden-Sydney; Vanderbilt over Tennessee Penn; Mississippi State over Chattanooga; VMI over Richmond, and South Carolina over Newberry. Missouri Bonus March Tonight Springfield, Mo., (UP)—More than 1,000 veterans from the rugged Ozark hills, angered by the failure of the state legislature to pass a bonus law, assembled a motor caravan today for a drive to the state capitol at Jefferson City in the nation's first postwar "bonus march." The veterans, led by former Marine corporal Murl E. Owen, sent a telegram to Gov. Phil M. Donnelly, telling him they would knock on the statehouse door Saturday to demand a $400 bonus. The caravan of automobiles, trucks, jeeps and jalopies will leave here tonight for the 180-mile trip. Owen estimated that 500 vehicles would make up the caravan. He said the ranks of the veterans were swelling with each hour. Veterans leaders said the group would stay in Jefferson City, camping in pup tents on the grounds of the executive mansion if necessary, until Governor Donnelly promises to order a special session of the legislature to enact a bonus law. If the governor promises but then fails to act, the veterans said, they will return to Jefferson City next week. The West Southern Cal over Washington state-Yer blind as a bat. Washington over St. Mary's—Imagine, trowin' Lippy ÷but Wisconsin over California—Hit it outta the park, kid. Oregon over C.O.P.-Dose Cards'll be sorry Oregon state over UCLA—And so will dose red sox. Also, fella—Stanford over Idaho; Montana over Colorado A. &. M. Brigham Young over Montana State; Arizona over Tempe state; Utah over New Mexico; Colorado college over Ft. Hays, and Wyoming over Colorado Mines. The Southwest Oklahoma A. & M. over Arkansas—but dat Rickey did pretty good. Tulsa over New Mexico Aggies—and so should our guys. Texas over Colorado — Youse shouldn't send boys on a man's errand. So lissen, Mac—Baylor over TCU; Drake over Texas Mines; Hardin-Simmons over Kansas State, and Rice over LSU. Last week: 28 right, 3 wrong, tie. Sunflower Veterans To Jav Jane Dance All single veterans living at Sunflower have been invited to a dance Saturday night at Sunflower union, sponsored by the Sunflower annex union activities committee. Jay Janes will act as hostesses. Each Jay Jane has been asked to invite two friends. Bus transportation will be provided to women who meet in front of the Union at 7 p.m. Saturday. Dates of the men at Sunflower will be provided bus transportation to the dance if they apply at the Union Activities office before noon Saturday. Tomorrow: Last Chance To Change College Classes If you want to change a class If you want to get a new class ISA Office Open Monday Better do it tomorrow, from 9 to 11 a.m. in Robinson gymnasium. The entire enrollment setup will function there, again, and it will be the last chance to get many of the classes now nearly filled. If you're a College student— The Independent Student association office will be open from 9 until 11 a.m. and from 1:30 until 4:30 p.m. Monday in Dean Henry Werner's office in Frank Strong hall, Students selected from the tryouts will form a new organization as the dramatic workshop of the past has been discontinued. The first play to be presented will be Nov. 4, in Fraser theater. Trieste Problem Goes To Big Four Women will be divided into groups to met upper class counselors. Mary Alford will present a skit on traditions. "All University students interested in dramatics and were unable to attend tryouts last night, are urged to meet at 7:30 tonight in the Little Theater in Green hall," Prof. Allen Crafton, said today. Betty Young Is Elected Dramatics Tryouts Will End Tonight Betty Young has been elected president of Jolliffe hall for the coming year. Other officers are Clarice Beaver, vice-president; Barbara Erickson, secretary-treasurer; Helen Miller, social chairman; and Carolyn Owsey, song leader. Y.W.C.A. Meets Tonight Paris. (UP)—A special peace conference subcommittee on Trieste prepared today to admit total failure in its efforts to draft a statute for the proposed free territory of Trieste. An all-membership meeting of Y.W.C.A. for women who are members of or interested in the organization will be held from 7 to 8 tonight in Fraser theater, Mary Breed, president, has announced. It was expected that the question of the statute under which Trieste will be governed will now go to the Big Four for a final effort to break the deadlock. Shortages Will Delay Union Addition Steel and lumber shortages are holding up construction of the new addition to the Union, Dean Henry Werner, chairman of the Union operation committee, said today. The earliest-construction date in sight is March 1. 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