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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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No More Baldies On Front Row If False Hair Expert Has His Way
New, York, (UP)—Ten thousand bald heads in these United States are going to bob up wearing hair within the next few weeks, or Louis Feder will die trying.
The hair won't be real, but it'll have gal appeal—or so Feder claims and you can wear it even while standing on your hands in the shower.
Feder, Fifth Avenue false hair merchant, plans to open "Operation Toupee" two weeks from today if possible. Working alone, without even a bottle of hair tonic to encourage him, he'll sweep through Buffalo, Cleveland, Columbus, Toledo, Denver and on to Los Angeles. "I will establish headquarters in the main hotel of each city," Feder said, "and then I'll send out my call to the helpless."
"Marriages will take an upswing," Feder said, "and even divorces may be nipped in the bud—if we don't count California."
After humping into the Pacific Feder will rebound along the southern route carrying his wares to the blistered noggins in Houston, El Paso, and San Antonio, Texas. Then on to New Orleans, across to Florida, Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina and on up through Virginia. Of course Feder will travel with his secret weapon—the tashav.
"Ten, thousand." Feder said today, Dexing his muscles and running his fingers through train schedules. "I'll put hair on 10,000 heads, or eat my own creations."
wreck weapon—the tassay.
"It'll overcome my natural male suspicion or resistance," he explained. "Once men see my new creation—even the he-men of the west—they'll be eager to wear it. They'll no longer be ashamed to wear toupees if you must call them that."
He expects all sorts of drastic changes to take place in these cities as he breezes through them.
The tashay is human hair, purchased from European peasants, which is fitted-piece by piece—to a net like base. When placed on the human skull it melts into the general bump-work and is hardly noticeable.
"Once it's gone, it's usually gone for good," he said.
Feder never claims that he can restore hair.
But he figures that the tashay is the next-best thing.
"I've even got one client who forgets and goes to the barbershop," he said.
Wichita. (UP)—Warrants today were issued against Max Cohen and Robert L. Carnahan charging them with maintaining a gambling establishment and maintaining and operating slot machines.
Cohen, Carnahan Face State Charges
The warrants were issued by County Attorney Pat Warnick as the latest development in his investigation of liquor and gambling activities in Sedgwick county.
Cohen and Carnahan were defendants last year in federal court hearings here and were found guilty to the charge of evading federal income tax.
Both paid $15,000 fines and were placed on probation for a four-year period.
Warnick, in filing the information and warrants against Cohen and Carnahan said, "It must be carefully noted that these two men are under sentence in the federal court and their sentences have been probated. "Before state court prosecution can proceed permission must be obtained by the state. Formal application has been filed in this regard. We have proceeded in this manner in order that no possibility may exist that the statute of limitations will run against any cause of action."
Kansas City Man Chosen
Topeka. (UP) — Gov. Andrew Schoeppel has appointed William E. Scott, Kansas City, an attorney, to the Kansas state board of health. Scott will fill an unexpired term ending next March. I. Willard Hayne, Kansas City, filled the position during the war. After Scott's return to civilian life, Hayne wrote to the governor that he wanted to resign in favor of Scott, who held the post prior to his entrance into the armed service.
Control A- Energy Physicist Urges
Pittsburg, Kan. (UP)—The greatest service rendered by the atomic bomb was to show that war cannot continue without self destruction, Robert A. Millikan, physicist and Nobel Prize winner from Pasadena, Calif., said here last night.
Reviewing the discovery of uranium as a source for atomic energy, Millikan said that since uranium was so rare and expensive its industrial uses were negligible and easily worth sacrificing for its military control.
He urged world leaders to permit small scale experimentation with uranium but warned that large scale mining and installation should be suspected.
Control.of uranium would involve watching only two localities, Millikan said. The Belgain Congo, where 90 per cent of our supply originated, and Northern Canada, where 10 per cent originated, were the two localities, he added.
Millikan also urged universal military training for this country.
No nation has order without a police force, he said, and there always will be international John Dillingers.
Kansas Wheat Crop In Good Shape
Kansas City, Mo. (UP)—With average weather from now on, southwest and south central Kansas will combine a wheat crop up to 125 per cent of a 15-bushel normal, Harry Robinson of the Kansas elevators reported today.
Robinson, with recent reports from 25 to 30 stations in that area, said he could not agree with weathermen's reports that the southwest corner of the "Breadbasket State" was suffering from dangerous drought conditions. March "soaking" rains, following February precipitation, built up the subsoil moisture in fine shape, he said.
Even that part of the state wasn't hurt too badly as yet and precipitation immediately will enable it to make an ordinary 10-12 bushel crop, Robinson said.
The April 1 crop report estimated Kansas wheat production this year at 212 million bushels, second highest crop on record in the state.
"There is an area in northwest Kansas which will be hurt badly, if it doesn't get rain in the next two or three weeks," he said. "That area runs from Hays to Oakley and Colby and north to the Nebraska line, about three to four million acres. West of that, around Goodland and into eastern Colorado, the crop is in good shape."
The Chinese were the first to discover a practical method of paper making by the weaving of fibers.
Sterling. (UP)—A Sterling high school athlete, 17-year-old Dean Yeakel, was dead today of injuries suffered when the broken end of a vaulting crossbar pierced his body
Yeakel failed to clear the bar on the high school athletic field, and it
broke beneath his weight as he fell on the dislodged cross-piece. He died on the operating table at a nearby hospital.
Yeakel, described as an exceptional scholar, had tied for third place in the high school vault event in the K.U. relays. He was the son of Don Yeakel, a contractor.
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