100 PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS FEBRUARY 25,1946 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Student Newspaper of the UNIVERSITY Member of the Kansas Press Association, National Editorial Association, and the Associated Collegiate Press. Represented by the National Advertising Service, 420 Madison Ave., New York City. Student Newspaper of the UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Mail subscriptions: $3 a semester, $4.50 a year, plus 2% tax (in Lawrence add $1 a semester postage). Published in Lawrence, Kan., every afternoon on the year except Saturdays and Sundays. University holidays account for periods as second class matters Sept. 17, 1910, at the Post Office at Lawrence, Kan., undated; March 3, 1879. The Pigeon Coup The Jayhawk Veterans club hopes the "homing pigeon" will find a permanent roost in its loft this week in response to an all-out drive to unify this new faction of the student body. this new faction of the student body. So far attempts to strengthen the Jayhawk Veterans have been thwarted on all sides by the one dubious question, "What could the club offer me?" Even students who have been on the Hill during the past few years have wondered why it is that a veteran would want to join a club which brings him back into association with the men with whom he lived the war. Thus far, only 150 ex-servicemen have joined the ranks. The club was off to an anemic start last year and dwindled by spring. But it was revitalized by the influx of returning servicemen, new officers were elected at the end of last semester, and the group took a running start on this one. Jayhawk Veteran officers believe that their membership would multiply rapidly if all veterans on the campus understood and appreciated the club's three-way program. The social committee arranges for parties and dances, exclusively for ex-servicemen and their wives and dates. Committee members feel that particularly the older veterans and those who are married are hesitant about joining into social functions. They hope that these parties will be a transition step into a broader Hill recreational life. To help discharged servicemen—and servicewomen, too, if they wish—become a more integral part of Hill life, academic, social, and housing committees have been established. The academic committee came into existence to help veterans in scholastic life. For instance, a student going to school under the rehabilitation act (Public Law 16) automatically receives no more financial aid if he fails to make his grades a single semester. If the committee believes that the individual failed to make the correct academic requirements because of a particularly difficult course or ill health, it investigates and petitions for the student to stay in school under the bill. The housing committee works with University authorities to help solve the housing situation. A fourth committee, the membership committee, is charged with the responsibility of enticing new members into the fold with promises to avoid psychoneuroses by whole-hearted, healthy activity with 2,000 other happy veterans. The price is two bits. Although not wishing to affiliate with the national veterans club organization headquartered in Brooklyn, N.Y., the campus veterans expect to expand into a state-wide league. Club members here think the K.U. chapter will take the lead among schools in Kansas.-H.H. 'Kloo' to Our Financial Success: Karl Klooz Who Takes In Millions Karl Klooz collected $1,599,437.37 last year. This year the sum will be even larger as money keeps flowing into the bursar's office. All enrollees must lay cash on the line before they can become full-fledged Jayhawkers, Mr. Klooz, bur-sar, smilingly tells those who pass his way in the fee line. In the past few years, Mr. Klooz's office has received only one "bad" check for fee payment—which should prove something about University student's honesty. The penalty of 50 cents a day which is charged for late payment on fees not only serves as an incentive for students to come across with "enough, and on time," but also brings a little additional revenue to the University. About $600 was collected this way last year. Fee-payers aren't the only ones who pass money over the counter at Mr. Klooz's office. Of the total amount received last year, money came not only from fees, but also from University dormitories, the army, the navy, and various University departments and schools. "Klooz" to Karl Klooz's success during his "gain on 30 years" as the YW Members May Sign For Workshop Next Week All Y.W.C.A. members may sign up for workshops for this semester next week at Henley house, Mrs. Christine Alford, executive secretary, said today. The workshops include vocations, worship, minorities, community service, national problems, fellowship, and world service. Anyone wishing to change the workshop they are on now also may do it next week, Mrs. Alford said. Any student who would like to join may do so now at Henley house. University bursar lie in his ability to remember things, especially names of students who frequent his office. He has a weakness for sports and loves a good game of bridge. Chairman of the Jayhawx advisory board, Mr. Kloozo is a past-president of the Lawrence Rotary club and seven years has been secretary of the club. AT THE HOSPITAL Marjorie Bentley, 1236 Oread. Charles Chapman, 1100 Indiana. Ida Bieber, 1329 Vermont. Jack J. Buresh, PT 6. Chester Holwick, Sunflower. Kenneth Pringle, 1241 Louisiana Harold Weber, 1115 Ohio. Admitted Friday William Collins, PT 6. Horacio Salerno, 1233 Oread. Dismissed Friday Rock Chalk Admitted Saturday Arthur S. Myers, 1025 West Hills. Rueben Brown, 816 Maine. Dismissed Saturday Robert Nigman, PT 8. Jack W. Coleman, 1339 Ohio. Geraldine Powers, 1011 Indiana. Chester A. Seweryn, 1032 Ken- Lloyd Johnson, 1530 Tennessee. Joan Young, 1112 Tennessee. By BETTY BERRY and ELOISE HODGSON The lost week ends. Would you say that Shirley Cundiff, Pi Phi pledge and a sophomore in the college, rather overdid it? She lost an entire week. Robert Hamilton, Battenfeld. Ward E. Benkelman, 111 West 111th St. Rosemary Alderman, 1045 West Hills. Having enrolled in Reporting I under a most able instructor, namely "Staff," she reported to the assigned room for class. Loren B. Corliss, 825 Illinois, Pikeville, Suffolk After a week of labor, calling the prof Mr. Staff (now better known as Mr. Wilson) and even making an "A" on a quiz, she found she was in feature writing, a junior-senior course. Thomas Ralph Pryor, 1408 Tennessee. Don't be redic. Gloria. Flash: DG pledge, Gloria Hill, gets large charge out of electrical storm. Cause—multitude of metal bobby pins used in putting up her hair. Whole affair reported shocking and hair-raising. No thanks, thanks a lot, but no thanks. Last week at a campus beanyard, ATO pledges, Bill Halloway and Dick Haggard found the man in the next booth in full accord with their comments on a certain waitress. William E. Bradford, 1222 Mississippi. "You really think she's pretty neat?" he asked. Horacio Salerno, 1233 Oread. Robert L. Bailey, 1217 Barker. "Well, make it good," the man commented dryly, "She's my wife." "You bet," said Bill. "We're going to try to line something up." But def. Have you heard about Jo Ann Tindall, Alpha O? She's learning the fine art of "Persuasion" with the assistance of Mr. Calderwood and about 30 college men in the class. And just who's persuading whom about what? Don't look now but--, Dorris Bickel, Herman Co-op, is in the news again, this time with a bad knee. But the hospital did a good job of wrapping it. Consequently, Dorris was walking down the campground, crawling up a little limp when she became conscious of two small boys just behind her. One and the same. Doris Kingsbury, SK pledge, awakened with a start at 6 a.m., remembering that she was to write a description of herself in French for class that day. So she plowed out of bed and spent two hours on the assignment. "Say," one was saying to the other, "do you suppose that girl knows her underwear is showing?" But Mr. Towne only looked blank when he was presented the sketch. "I've never made an assignment in my life, like this," he said. Next hour, the truth was out. Before she arose that morning Doris was dreaming—and her subconscious mind had understandably twisted things. The assignment was, not a personal description in French, but a contour map in geology. Employment Bureau Offers Men's Jobs More part-time jobs are open for University students, Henry Werner, dean of the college affairs, announced The purpose of most of the work is 50 cents an hour. Twenty-four openings are on an outside construction project. The work is not heavy and hours are available to fit any schedule. Men wanting these positions should apply by Tuesday, Dean Werner said. Other jobs at 50 cents an hour are for janitor work from 6 to 8 a.m., two for checkroom service, and may be on the campus. Persons interested may inquire at the Student Employment office, 228 Frank Strong hall. Senior, Head, To Attend National YWCA Conference Suzanne Blessington, College senior. and Mrs. Christine Alford, Y.W.C.A. executive secretary, will attend the 17th national convention of the Young Women's Christian association next week in Atlantic City. The theme will be "One World Under God," and religion in education will be emphasized. National issues concerning student and city Y.W.C.A. organizations will be discussed. 'Music Hath Charm' For You in the Union Are you a music lover? Do you like to curl up in a soft chair, close your eyes and listen to good music, like that of Beethoven, Mozart, or Rachmaninoff, or perhaps the semi-classical music of George Gershwish or Sigmund Romberg. If you answer "yes." you'll like the music room on the first floor of the union. The music room, a gift of the Andrew Carnegie foundation, is open from 12:30 until 1:30 and from 3:30 to 5:30 p.m., Monday through Friday. New records will be ordered soon by Harry Kirshner and Harold Zimmerman. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. 1025 Mass. Phone 425 HUNSINGER MOTOR CO. Garage and Cab Co. 922 Mass. Phone 12 For That Coke Date Remember ELDRIDGE PHARMACY Phone 999 701 Mass as featured in February GOOD HOUSEKEEPING Slim as a candy cane and twice as tasty...is Mary Muffet's "BELLERIVE" in SALYNA (rayon). 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