1 PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS JANUARY 15, 1946 University DAILY KANSAN Student Newspaper of the UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Member of the Kansas Press Association, National Editorial Association, and the International Society represented by the National Advertising Service, 420 Madison Ave. New York City. Mail subscription: $3 a semester, $4.50 a year, plus 2% tax (in Lawrence add $1 a semester postage). Published in Lawrence, Kan., every afternoon during the school week and many days. University holidays, and examination periods. Entered as second class Periods 17, 19, 10, at the Post Office at Lawrence, Kan., under act of March 3, 1879. ELEANOR ALRIGHT ... Managing Editor NANCY TOMLINSON ... Business Manager BETTY BEACH ... Advertising Manager DOLORES SULZMAN ... Editor-in-Chief What It Means Factually speaking, this is Religious Emphasis week. This assertion is nearly always followed by the question, "What is Religious Emphasis week?" The question can be given several answers. About 50 per cent of our campus population considers Religious Emphasis week as an extravaganza of especially decorated piety, to be ignored with emotions scaling from resentment, through amusement and tolerance, to respect. A smaller and sadder portion of our fellowship regards the activities of Religious Emphasis week as another demand upon the faithful, to be participated in doggedly until the last reverberation of the final benediction has been purged from the air and our customary atmosphere of wholesome cynicism prevails once more. The rest of the students have had some contact with the construction of Religious Emphasis week that makes them affectionate toward it, prayerful for its worthiness, and hopeful for its significance. Religious Emphasis week is a project of the combined campus religious groups. Those who work and worry to bring it to life like to think of it not as a project, but as a contribution to the fullness of living at the University. Involved in the planning have been students with a great conviction of the truth and necessity of religion; students who feel we need the kind of constructive attitude that religious thinking, ideally, inspires; students with purely intellectual interest in religious ideas; students with luminous -visions; students with dark questions. These persons, have this, representative of all their best hopes for our generation, to offer you—Religious Emphasis week—a part of your education.-J. C. Go to It, Boys Once upon a time there lived a hunter who was barely able to keep body and soul together. He faithfully set his traps, but day after day he decided to send his pack of hound dogs to hunt for him. They surpassed all his expectations, and brought back an immense amount of the hunter's favorite meats. The hunter was profuse in his thanks to the dogs, and gave each of them a shiny new collar. As he sat down to the dinner table piled high with choice meats that evening, he told his wife what a wonderful pack of dogs he owned. Then he remembered. The hound dogs hadn't been fed! Grabbing a biscuit off the platter, the hunter hurriedly threw it out the door to the dogs and said, beamingly, "There, eat till ya' bust!" Uncle Sam is like the hunter. He meets the returning veterans at the coasts, slaps them on the back, and calls them jolly, good fellows. And then, in answer to their questions, he tells them confidently that he is sure they can find—well several empty houses in their community (for several hundred soldiers)—L.C. The three monkeys that spoke no evil, heard no evil and saw no evil will kindly move over to make room for Yamashita. Rock Chalk Talk By TERRY HERRIQTT Trackster. Tom Young has had his shares of ups and downs. While he was visiting K.C. university, the other day he became over-anxious and tripped coming down the stairs, falling five flights. Evidently he was also extremely hungry that day. Running for the cafeteria at noon he slipped and slid in line. New Car? People are beginning to wonder where the "Hurst" has gone and what in the world that 1912 model with the burlap top is doing out in front of the Phi Gam house. Overdoing it. It seems like the Dolts have a lot of ways of entertaining their dates when they go out. At one time one of the fellows had just helped his date in the car, walked around in front and ran into the front fender. Later in the evening he laughed so hard his jaw locked. Then he lit a cigaret and let the ashes burn a hole in his suit. The last episode was when he pulled the cigaret out of his mouth and took off half his lip. Kansas History. There was a little girl living in New York who thought Kansas was still wild and woolly, overrun by Indians. One night her father broke the news to the family that they were moving to Kansas. It was printed in a New York paper and the Kansans took offense and rebuked the statement saying it must have been a misprint and that it should have read like so: "Good, by God, we're moving to to Kansas." Month's Book Report. Scholars in the reading and interpretation class were ordered to hand in reports on two books to be read over the holidays. Some of the students didn't take to the assignment, as evidenced by the following report reprinted in full: That same night the little girl said a prayer which went something like this: "Goodbye God, we're moving to Kansas." Satisfied. One coed was exclaim-over another's new sparkler, acquired over the holidays. "Discovering Poetry" by Elizabeth Drew—I didn't. "Enjoyment of Poetry" by Max Eastman—I don't. Finally she said, "Well, I didn't get a diamond, but once I had a date." Since "Mouse" Johnson, Phi Psi, had his wife up to visit him, friends have been saying, "The mice were in town." OFFICIAL BULLETIN University of Kansas Tuesday, Jan. 15 Ku Ku meeting 7:30 tonight, Roon 305. Bailey Laboratory instead of Union. Home Economics club waffle supper, 5:15 p.m., Thursday, dining room, Fraser, cost, 30 cents. Make reservations and pay for tickets before 4:30 Wednesday. Bring recipes and dues for second semester. All unaffiliated members of P.E.O. are invited to attend the Founder's Day dinner at the Eldridge Hotel at 6:30 p.m. Friday. Make reservations by Wednesday with Mrs. C. J. Cotton, phone 2910. Western Civilization Forum meeting, 7:30 tonight, Green Hall, Little Theatre. Topic: "Democracy." Moderator: Prof. Hilden Gibson. - * * Jayhawk Veterans — Important meeting, 7:30 tonight, Frank Strong auditorium, third floor. Election and installation of officers. Tau Sigma meeting, 7.30 tonight, Robinson gymnasium. Members wear leotards for dancing. Girls who owe $1.75 for dance sandals are asked to bring their money. Union Activities Committee Chairman will meet 4:30 p.m. Wednesday Activities office. Le Cercle Francais se recuira mercredi a trois heures et deeni dans 113 Frank Strong. Tous ceux qui s'intèrennent au français sont ans. All seniors graduating in February who want their pictures in the commencement issue of the Jayhawker call this week at the Jayhawker office or phone KU 32 for an appointment. The photographer will be here Wednesday only. University Art club meeting, 8:30 tonight, Kansan room, Union. Prof. Karl Mattern will give a watercolor demonstration. Public is invited. Refreshments will be served. All Student Council meeting, 7:15 tonight, Pine room, Union. Washington (UP)—President Truman told reporters today this government has no reason to believe that Russia possesses an atomic bomb. Catholic church choir rehearsal, 7:30 tonight. Chinese Figure Is Masterpiece A glazed pottery figure of a Chinese warrior astride his horse is the masterpiece of the month at Thayer art museum. Mrs. Mary Warner, curator, said today. The piece, which dates from the Ming dynasty, was used as an ornament on the projecting ridge of a roof. K. U. housemothers shouldn't become alarmed if the brown bottles show up in girls' closets-dry-stater coeds are taking to the beer-do shampoo recomended by M.U. gals last year. VICKERS GIFT SHOP Phone 933 1023 Mass. Gifts of All Kinds LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. 1025 Mass. Phone 425 Garage and Cab Co. HUNSINGER MOTOR CO. 922 Mass. Phone 12 For That Coke Date Remember ELDRIDGE PHARMACY Phone 999 701 Mass. Like the Man On the Trapeze Ashton to Speak Tomorrow See Page 4 Dr. John Ashton, recently returned from the army American university at Shrivenham, England, will speak at 4:30 p.m., tomorrow, in 205, Fraser hall. His subject will be "The University of Shrivenham." The public is invited to attend. Law Alumnus To Speak John G. Somers, president of the Kansas bar association, will address the law student body at 10:30 a.m. Wednesday in Green hall, Dean F. J. Moreau of the School of Law announced today. Mr. Somers is a graduate of the University law class of 1915. The first newspaper printed in Lawrence was the Kansas Free State, January 3, 1855. A Future Date To Remember 4 Entirely Student Productions January 24 Dramatic Workshop the "COLLEGE JEWELER" 911 Mass. St. Students' Jewelry Store 41 Years Excellent Opportunities for PERMANENT POSITIONS Verse Writing Secretarial Art Display Work Other Office Positions Write or Apply to Personnel Department HALL BROTHERS, Inc. Manufacturers of HALLMARK Greeting Cards 2505 Grand Avenue Kansas City, Mo. Avoid trouble by bringing your car here for the right kind of mid-winter check-up. Longer Wear for Your Car Depends on the Kind of Service It Gets. MORGAN-MACK MOTOR COMPANY 609 Mass. Phone 277