PAGE EIGHT UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS DECEMBER 13,1945 What's On Your Mind, Chum? Doc Turney Can Help You Find Out "Do you think you are going crazy?" "Is someone trying to kill you?" "Is someone trying to make you feel?" "Do you cross the street to avoid meeting people?" These are only a few of the questions you answer to find out about yourself at the vocational guidance bureau, which is a modern version of the rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief' nursery rhyme. After a series of tests and conferences, Dr. A.H. Turney, director of the bureau, tells perplexed students which vocations their aptitudes and interests fit. Instead of the anticipated 150, the bureau has registered 425 students since its organization in August, 1944 When the Fraser hall quarters proved inadequate, the bureau was moved to Frank Strong hall where if now is housed in a main office, three counseling rooms, a room for stock and scoring, an occupational library, and six testing rooms. The original staff had only three members—Dr. Turney, Dr. H. B. Pepinsky, and a stenographer. Now seven full-time workers and three part-time helpers are on the staff. Up-to-date equipment is being added constantly, Dr. Turney said. A new scoring machine is expected this month, and an occupational information library will be opened to all students soon. "Our first job is to give vocational guidance to students," Dr. Turney said. This is free. Sophomores constitute the greatest number taking the examinations, Freshmen, juniors, seniors, and graduate students follow in that order. "Second, we are an advisement center of the veteran's administration under the Kansas City office. Some veterans have not finished high school and must take special tests to be eligible for college entrance. "Third, and this is something new," Dr. Turney added, "we are making high school-college aptitude tests available to all high school seniors in Kansas. "Examinations for national organizations come fourth. These include the medical or nurses' aptitude tests and the graduate record examination. "The bureau gives entrance tests to new students and supplies authorized offices with this information. "It also takes care of miscellaneous calls." he concluded. "These are usually of a special nature referred to us by other offices or the individuals themselves." In a typical case, a preliminary interview is given by the bureau to ascertain the particular testing program needed. The bureau has 200 different tests available. Each person is given 10 to 12 hours of tests including entrance examinations. After the tests are taken and scored, students may have as many counseling interviews as they want. "We feel that too many persons stop before they have received enough help." Dr. Turney said, "because they feel they are using too much of our time. They should not. Our only object is to help the student." Seventy-five per cent of the persons using the guidance program come of their own choice. 'Whatta-Man'. Reese Wins Leg Show Neone operated the "Strictly Private" booth which, at the student's carnival, registered the temperature of kisses, but the accompanying siren was blown from a near by stand when any inquiring couple looked in the door. "Fowl Game" booth. Dr. R. Q. Brewster (called "dead-eye" by his friends) proved to be one of the best customers by ringing the duck several times and winning packages of Christmas wrapping paper. (continued from page one) Gordon Wiseman, physics instructor, and Professor Hoecher caught several profs redhanded with their lie-detector. Mrs. Ernest Quigley, wife of the University's director of Athletics, told the detector she was 21 and the needle jumped to "invasion." Ruth McNair said she had started down the matrimonial aisle 20 years ago and the lie-detector's needle jumped to "eye-wash." Miss Edina Hill, home economies Mrs. Bert Nash, wife of the education professor, and Miss Margaret Anderson, speech, run Miller's Coffee Shoppe, serving coffee and doughnuts to everyone who had the necessary counterfeit money. Harry Sisler and Arthur Davidson, chemistry, presented a chemical show which included the reading of a newspaper with news so hot that it caught on fire. Ending the demonstration, the two "magicians" washed their hands in a clear solution, wiped their hands on a clean towel which immediately turned black. Then, deciding the towel already was dirty they would clean a dirty test tube on the table, they wiped out the test tube and the towel immediately became white grain. Allen Crafton, speech, acted as master of ceremonies, wearing a floor-length black coat and black silk hat. Norman Stormer, astronomy, impersonated Mortimer Snerd with Mr Crafton acting as Edgar Bergen. Chancellor Deane W. Malott, was in Washington, today, to debate the question of whether Congress should adopt a compulsory military training act. Maj. Gen. Lewis B. Hershey, director of selective service, will argue in behalf of universal military training and Chancellor Malott in the negative. The debate will be before members of the business advisory council of the Department of Commerce. Malott Debating Dachau (UP)—An American military court today sentenced 36 stolid Germans to hang for participation in mass murders while serving as officials and guards at the Dachau concentration camp. Christmas Cheer No.11---- For Dad or Brother—a group of Carl's personally selected, handmade Neckies—stripes, ploids, figures in Collegiate and Conservative Patterns ARROW'S RAYON SILK - - - $1.50 ARROW'S WOOL RAYON - - - $1.50 PHOENIX KNITS - - - $1.50 Holiday Boxed" Arrow, Westwood, Botany Neckties - - - $1 30 Pre-Meds To Take Aptitude Examination The test is prepared by the Association of American Medical colleges and the results are used in conjunction with other data concerning the student to determine his admittance to medical school. Pre-medical students are not urged to take the examination until the junior year in order to be fully prepared for it. Thirty pre-medical students have signed to take the medical aptitude test to be given at 2 p.m. Friday in 426 Lindley hall. Additional information about the test is available at the office of Dr. A. H. Turney, Frank Strong hall. Spanish club had its Christmas meeting yesterday, with all members taking part in a Christmas pageant, read by Mrs. W. H. Shoemaker. Nancy Cook sand the Pinata song. Everyone sang Christmas carols. Figures for the Nativity scene were made by Teresa Osma. Spanish Club Gives Pageant At Christmas Meeting Boston. (UP) — Nathan Brown drove up to a policeman and told him blandly the car he was operating was stolen. Baron boasted that he wasn't at all worried about appearing in court, but once there he was also accused of polygamy and sentenced to nine months in jail. After Polygamy Theft Is Nothing Phi Delta Phi, law fraternity, was to initiate seven new members at 5:30 p.m. today in the court room of Green hall, according to J. Morris Moon, group magister. Law Fraternity Initiates Seven Today The persons to be initiated are Thomas Brown, Thomas Harkness Randolph Leonard, Robert Holland, Kipp Gimple, Richard Young, and Llovd Cunningham. At 7 p.m. the group will hold a banquet in the English room of the Union with pledging services for the freshman law students. Cuests will be Phi Delta Phi members of the Douglas county bar association, Richard Mullins, Wichita province president, John Dumars, Topeka attorney, and all faculty members who belong to Phi Delta Phi. Hugo T. Wedell, justice of the Kansas supreme court will be the banquet speaker. Students who will be pledged are Ralph Anderson, Robert Bond, Richard Carpenter, Vernon Coss, Ralph Fleagle, T. Gra Gaston, Elmer Harvey, Robert Haynesworth, Robert Helsel, Aldrich Kendall, David Kester, Richard Rogers, Glee Smith, Stanley Woods, Stanley Lind, and Joseph Haith. the "COLLEGE JEWELER" IT'S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY At This Store 911 Mass. St. Students' Jewelry Store 41 Years Because every day the most wonderful Santa Clauses in the world come in our front door to shop, and every day we get some more Christmas merchandise through the back door that we never expected to get. We hesitate to tell you in this ad what we have on display today because by tomorrow many of them are gone. So each day when you are Christmas shopping make it a habit to stop in and look around. You will be surprised to find so many lovely different gifts. H. W. STOWITS Rexall Drug Store Phone 516 9th and Mass. St. WANT ADS LOST—Brown billfold at Hoch auditorium last week. Valuable because of credentials Please call Betty Black, 3140. LQST—Brown leather-lined gloves in or in near library between 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., Dec. 10. Finder please call Hank Brown, 1185. LOST—A pair of glasses with plastic riems. Are badly needed. Lost a few weeks ago. Finder please call 267, Joan Hendrickson. WANTED—Gopher to stuff. Expert work done. 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