PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS NOVEMBER 14,1945 University DAILY KANSAN Student Newspaper of the UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Member of the Kansas Press Association, National Editorial Association, and the Associated College Advertising Service. Represented in advertising for 420 Madison Ave., New York City. Mail subscription: $3 a semester, $4.50 a year, plus 2% tax (in Lawrence add $1 a semester postage). Published in Law School year except Saturdays and Sundays. University holidays, and examination periods. Entered as second class matter Sep. 17, 1910. to the Post Office at Kansas, Kan., under act of March 3, 1879. NEWS STAFF MARY TURKINGTON Managing Editor ELEANOR ALBERTY Asst. Managing Editor LOREN KING Telegraph Editor WILLIAM O'BRIEN Order Editor MARY MARGARET GAYNOR. Society Editor PAT PENNEY Sports Editor BILLIE HAMILTON Sports Editor JANE ANDERSON Military Research CLEO NORMIS Research Coach MARGARET WENSKI Asst. Sports Editor JOAN VEATCH Campus Editor EDITORIAL STAFF DOLORES SULZMAN ... Editor-in-Chief MARY MORGILL FRANKLIN FEARING } Editorial Associates OVILLE ROBERTS BUSINESS STAFF NANCY TOMLSON ... Business Manager BETTY BEACH ... Advertising Manager Assistance员 BON BERRANK, MANY BRAN- ANN, ANN REDING, ANNE T. GOLLIVIA The prevalence of talk about war and preparation for war requires that thinking people face the situation and analyze it in order to form an intelligent opinion as to the inevitability of war. U.S. vs. U.S.S.R.? SMALL. ELEANOR THOMPSON. In Charge This Issue. SYLVIA SMALL The average man is saying that we are going to have another war. Some say within five years, some say ten to twenty. Military men are preparing for it. Yet no one wants it. Although few will say so until pressed, the general assumption is that our enemy will be Russia. But shall we fight Russia? Why should we? We have our differences, to be sure, but there are ways to settle them. If the Russians for reasons not clear at present seem unwilling to cooperate, shall we be impatient with peaceful processes and turn to war? If we realize that Russia is just as afraid of Anglo-American power—and with as much justification—as we are of her power, our fear would take on its proper ridiculous aspot. Consider the Russian case against Anglo-American intervention and domination. Immediately after the first World War, American and British troops were among those that fought the Bolsheviks. For almost two decades after the Russian revolution the United States gave the Soviet government the cold shoulder, refusing to recognize it until 1933. At Munich, it was clear to the Russians that Chamberlain did all he could to turn Hitler's hordes eastward and let both Germany and Russia waste themselves in a long, bloody war. Add to this the present Anglo-American control of the atom bomb and the United State's navy's insistence that the Pacific be an American lake, and then wonder why the Soviets take lightly the war-enforced Big Three alliance. Surely today, when the smoke of the atom bomb barely has cleared in the skies over Nagasaki and millions of our fighting men are still on the battlefields of the most vicious war in history, we should be willing to give the negotiations machinery of the United States a fair chance to save the peace—L. K. Liberal and Elkhart, Kansas are among the largest shipping points of broom corn in the world. Kansas ranks fourth in agricultural production in the United States. Feeble Reply to That Threat Rock Chalk Talk The crowning blow fell when the hearing aid man came to see his prospective customer. She didn't know quite what it was all about, but at long last she discovered the identity of her helpful friends. She tripped to town, bought two ducks and returned to the GPB lodge. Slyly plunking the ducks into their Bv ANNE No mail. No 'nuthin. Several kindly coeds took pity on their Gamma Phi sister 'cause she just never received any mail. By answering a few "Have your feet been hurting lately!" and "Do you need a hearing aid?" ads, they induced a few of the companies to write the poor gal. How to be a GooFoo and like it too. A DG pledge has the perfect solution for those times when you're bothered with too many classes and six mid-semesters in one day. Just follow these directions and you'll be out of this world. SCOTT First and always invert body (place feet on ceiling), then put hand in mouth (we know it's big enough so, maybe you can get your whole arm in). Next place other arm around neck and with it touch ankle. Then (and here's where it gets hard, place nose on chest with hand still in mouth (and it's a big mouth like, well we won't say, you will have your arm in, too) and other arm touching ankle; and slowly (remember slowly!) raise one foot and then, and only then, at that precise moment, and we will let you know just when that is, raise other foot. Now, for those who have read so far and still have their wits about them, and you'll look darned silly with your wits wrapped around you, the test is if you don't fall after raising both feet; and if you were sucker enough to go that far, we will swear you in and you will be a goofo forever till the little men with the white coats come and take you away. But don't be afraid cause that's where all us goofoos end up, anyway. Cartoon from St. Louis Star Times sweater drawers, she waited for the screaming to begin. It did! May we help you, madam? 'Twas high noon and the Locksley gals were wearily trudging for that longed-for lunch. The house prexy didn't know what was coming off as she entered the door and heard two air corps men yelling, "Now just log into the left on that little white paper pad and wipe your feet to the right!" The airdials thought the girls needed two handsome receptionists—well, it's not a bad idea. Green or Nightengale? Ever since the Pumpkin prom, the Union activities has been minus seven lanterns. Monday night while walking by Jimmy Green, Union activity leaders noticed that Jimmy was holding a lantern, Florence Nightingale-like in one hand. Having retrieved the lantern, the girls were bending over it to determine the identity when some, shall we say, male acquaintance drove by and hollered, "Can we help you girls?" Yes, caught red-handed. Meeting of all Independent house presidents at 7:15 tonight in the Union.-Lois Thompson, president, independents. Notices must be typewritten and must be in Public Relations office, or by mail at no later than 9:30 a.m. on day of publication. No phone messages accepted. OFFICIAL BULLETIN There will be a meeting of the Ku Ku club Thursday in the Kansas room of the Union building, to discuss homecoming.—Michael J. Kuklenski, president. Cheerleading practice 4:30 pm Thursday in stadium if weather permits, otherwise in Kansas room in the Union. Attendance required.Alberta Cornwell, head cheerleader. University of Kansas Nov. 14, 1945 - * * *** Student Musicians To Travel Again Student concert tours, that have been discontinued because of the war, will begin as soon as transportation and hotel facilities are available, L. E. Anderson, chairman of the extension division committee on graduate study of music said today. "The men's and women's glee clubs, the University band, and faculty members formerly made tours over the state under the auspices of the extension division, visiting high schools, colleges, and civic groups." Professor Anderson said. He explained that many servicemen have enrolled in correspondence courses offered by the School of Fine Arts through the extension division. "Through this work many new students have been brought to the University for further training," he added. Five music study courses of 16 lessons each, including Rudiments of Music and four courses in harmony constitute the two years of correspondence work. Grove Trees Cut For Valley Vista Walnut and elm trees in Marvin Grove are being thinned out to make a vista north from the library toward the valley, as decided by the campus development committee. German war prisoners are doing the job. War prisoners have been loaned to the University by the camp north of town to do agricultural labor the past three months. They will be available for work until Thursday, C. G. Bayles, buildings and grounds superintendent, said today. Christmas in Air Denver. (UP)—It's Chris t m a s wherever you are, and United Air Lines is making sure, with time to spare, that the Yeluetle will not go unmarked aboard its passenger blanes. Chefs in United's 10 flight kitchens are working on four tons of fruit cake, which will be distributed to 13,500 holiday passengers. WANT ADS WANTED—Experienced presser full or part time at once. Apply at the New York Cleaners 926 Mass., or phone 75. LOST—Black Sheaffer's fountain pen lost a week ago. Name, "Lee Shull," engraved and Flying Red Horse on top. Reward offered. Return to Kansan office. FOR SALE—A good slightly used Muskrat fur coat. About size 32-34. After 7 p.m. call 3217 or come to 1124 Emery Road for further information. ROOM FOR RENT-Wanted, 4 boys for heated sleeping porch and study room. Three blocks from K.U. on bus line. 308 W. 16th St. GIRL wanted—to share a double with Liberal Art freshman. Twin beds. At 1717 Iul. or call 2680W. HELP WANTED—Good paying jobs on Saturday night. Apply at room 223 F.S. before Thursday night. LOST—Green billfold with initials M.B.S. Lost last Saturday between the Chi Omega house and the Union Pacific railroad station. Liberal reward. Call Marilyn Steinert, 731. HUNSINGER MOTOR CO. Garage and Cab Co. 922 Mass. Phone 12 LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. 1025 Mass. Phone 425 For Those Trips To Town RIDE THE BUS SAFE ECONOMICAL DEPENDABLE Bus Leaves Campus Every 10 Minutes The RAPID TRANSIT CO. YOUR LOCAL BUS SERVICE Pea M Eth the Pled Th terta pled