PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE KANSAS OCTOBER 26,1945 University DAILY KANSAN Student Newspaper of the UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Member of the Kansas Press Association, National Editorial Association, and the Represented by the National Advertising Service, 420 Madison Ave., New York City. Mail subscription: $3 a semester, $4.50 a year, plus 2% tax (in Lawrence) add $1 a semester postage). Published in Law & History, September 1979. School year except Saturdays and Sundays. University holidays, and examination periods. Entered as second class matter Sep. 17, 1910, at the Post Office at Kenan, Kan., under act of March 3, 1879. NEWS STAFF MARY TURKINGTON Managing Editor LOREN KING Telegraph editor THE ORDER Editor MARY MARGARET GAYNOR Society Editor PAT PENNEY Sports Editor BILLIE HAMILTON Finance Editor MILITIA Military Editor CLEO NORIS Research Editor ELEANOR ALBRIGHT Asst. Telegraph editor MARGARET WENKI Asst. Sports Editor JEAN NUTTON Campus Editor MARIAN THOMBRA Staff Assistants JEAN MURRAY ALAMADA BOLLIER, PAUL CONNAD, LA VOEZ CRAIG, MARTHA JEWELL, BEATTIE JOSE- 58-050, ALAMADA JOSE, LILLIA STATHYHON, and MARGERY STUBBS Reporters EDITORIAL STAFF MARY MORBILL Editorial Associates FRANVILLE FEAINING CLOSE IN CHATTERS BUSINESS STAFF NANCY TOMLISON ... Business Manager BETTY BEACH ... Advertising Manager Kansan Open Letters Dear Sigma Alpha Mu, Rutgers; THE DAILY KANSAN No wonder your frat house burned down! Dear Joseph Budenz: So you're retiring as editor of the Daily Worker! And you say communism is inhuman, and un-Christian? Those new glasses are really good, aren't they? THE DAILY KANSAN Dear Jeanne Blanchard and George Caldwell: You have done a magnificent job with the World Student Service fund drive. Hope it goes over the top. THE DAILY KANSAN Dear Danforth Foundation: Wonderful! The chapel is going to be built by commencement. THE DAILY KANSAN Buzz, Buzz A none too desirable phase of fall campus life has been the tree-top buzzings by army planes, whose pilots evidently want to scare all the patriotism out of undergrads. These interruptions of Hill tranquility are pretty to watch, and the thundering noise might contrast pleasantly with a sonorous lecture, but from our point of view, the whole thing has been carried too far. Just consider the effects that one of those silver streaks might have on one of our venerable buildings, if the pilot so much as sneezed! It wouldn't have taken much variation on the stick to have remade the north end of Fraser hall on Oct. 12. Some action has been taken to prevent repetition of his "home town boy gives old friends a thrill" stuff. In answer to letters of complaint from Captain Bradley, R.O.T.C. commanding officer, and Raymond Nichols, executive secretary, Air Force authorities have vowed to correct the trouble if identification numbers on the erring planes are turned over to them. Here is where you come in. If possible, try to jot down the serial numbers if we have another buzz. By passing these figures on to the proper officials, we can avoid a recurrence of nervous upsets caused by previous "raids." If you get the numbers, call Captain Bradley, University officials, or the Daily Kansan. And if you happen to know any of these "hot" pilots, tell them that we know they're good, but that we surrender, anyway. -F.F. Rock Chalk Talk Seek and Thou Shalt Find. Suppose you saw Chancellor Malott come a-runin' in response to a shrill hog call by Dean Lawson? And then suppose you saw our prexy actually get down on his hands and knees and paw the grass? Would you think it all a dream? It does seem like an adventure in slumberland, but such doings actually took place. And to the "sooooeeees" of Dean Lawson came not only our worthy Chancellor but also about 15 Summerfield scholars, accompanied by Woodruff, Nelson, Sam Anderson, and other faculty members. Seldom has a group of Summerfields shown such concentration and studious expressions as then. And few swine ever answered the call with such ferocious roofing. By GEORGE CALDWELL The object of all these antics was the class ring lost by Gerald Wilson last Saturday at the Summerfield picnic. Though Wilson later found the ring himself, his searching party was able to show all of four pennies found. Ain't It the Truth? Miss Hoopes English, was hailed the other day with a "Hi. Babe!" "Be careful what you call me in public, young man," she retorted, "someone will probably put that in the paper." Jumpin' Jehoshaphat! Marionie Doyle, Harmon Co-op, was evidently trying to ape the famous Nijinski, as she leaped down steps six and eight at a time the other day. But perhaps the main object was to save her armful of phonograph records from falling. Final results? No broken discs; one badly sprained leg. Honest Abe. . . Diogenes should have been here. We hear that a check for about $1300 was casually handed by a Phi Delt to one of his buddies. The recipient was told in an offhand way just to wait around with the pin money until a dealer came with a new car; then the check was to be traded for the auto. Sight for Sore Eyes. Seen at the last political science picnic: Professor Chubb toting an armful of firewood; Professor Gibson lugging a barrel full of ice, cokes, and other refreshments; Professor Stene demonstrating the woodman's technique of firebuilding; Betty Bixby McKenzie and hubble stranded in a boat five feet from shore, trying to deliver a baseball bat to Professor Sandelius on the water's edge. Getting All Steamed Up About Things. "Gee, it's cold," thought Postlethwaite, Stalzer, Englund, and Amini, of Battenfeld. "Let's have some heat." And they got it—and more. - * * Attempts to warm up the place resulted in a terrific outburst of steam and water from the pipes that took the paint off the radiator, besmirched several suits of clothes, exhausted Battenfeld's supply of clean towels, and probably also exhausted the patience of several gentlemen before the plumber came swimming to the rescue. Nothing ever happens around here, much. OFFICIAL BULLETIN University of Kansas Friday, October 26 Notices must be typewritten and must be in Public Relations office, or Frank Strong, not later than 9:30 a.m. on phone message. No phone messages accepted. Positions of editor, business manager, and advertising manager of the India week-end. Apply in Independents office. Leo Thompson, Pres. of Independents. Any Independent freshman woman wishing to enter the primay election must have petition with 25 signers in to form a committee by noon. Saturday—Roseney Harding. Amendment to ASC Bill No. 4, Section 17: "The fines collected from parking offenses used for the administration of this bill, Steven's, ASC constitution chairman. Meeting of the Ku Ku club, announced in cancelled. Michael Kuklenski preside- dent Doctors To Attend Clinic An expected 150 doctors from the Midwest will attend a 5-day survey of wartime medical developments to be made in a group of general therapeutic clinics to be held at the K.U. School of Medicine in Kansas City, Mo., beginning Monday, H. G. Ingham, extension director announced today. Do you get "subcicula strangulatio"??* Do you sutter from snortness of breath, wilting collars, shirts that bind when you bend? Try Arrows — the cure-all for shirt ills! Collars on Arrow shirts fit perfectly—always stay neat and trim. And Arrows have the Mitoga figure fit, with room where you need it. Get your sure-cure Arrow shirts today! (If your dealer hasn't the one you want, try him again). \*shrink collar ARROW SHIRTS and TIES UNDERWEAR • HANDKERCHIEFS • SPORTS SHIRTS Graham New Proctor of Carruth Graham New Doctor of Carsr James B. Graham, graduate student, will replace Cecil Hudson as proctor at Carruth hall Nov. 1 Henry Werner, dean of student affairs said today. Mr. Hudson is going to enter business in Oksaloska, Dean Werner said. WANT ADS LOST—Cameo necklace. Finder please call 1454M. Reward. NOTICE—A student would like to borrow or rent camera using size 116 film for a day. Please call 2608W, Estelle Roesler. NOTICE—Would party who took from 1940 Chevrolet sedan, camera with films inside, Tuesday or Wednesday, Oct. 16, 17, please return films in same car and keep camera. Like to have films because taken of NOTICE—To the University Students, Friday, Saturday and Sunday there will be a Taxi from Hunsenger. Phone 12. Located on or near the campus from 8 a. m. to 7 p. m. brother in. the Navy and want for keepsake. Either, keep camera and return films or call at Daily Kansan office with both and receive substantial reward. WANTED—Riders traveling between Topeka and Lawrence daily or weekend. Address inquires to S. J. Johanson, P.O. Box 661, Lawrence or call Topeka 3-6568 NOTICE—Akorn Gro. Open evenings 7 p. m. to 11 p. m. Mon thru Sat. all day Sunday. Hamburgers, hot dogs and cheese $.05, coffee $.04. 420 Ind. Delivery Tues. night only phone 744. LOST—Wyandotte High School 1945 class ring. All gold with initials inside ILS--small size. Finder please leave at the Daily Kansan office or call Irislee Sheel, 731. FOR THAT COKE DATE Remember ELDRIDGE PHARMACY Phone 999 701 Mass. 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