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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
Friday, Nov, 17, 1944
Rock Chalk Talk
By PAT PENNEY
Picture of the Week: Mike "Irish" Kuklenski in a remote corner of the library, engrossed in reading Your Carriage, Madema, an interesting book complete with quite interesting illustrations. Mike, incidentally, has been rushing the season (or maybe he just doesn't know his seasons) by appearing at intramural football games attired in white satin basketball trunks. We wonder if perhaps Mike's regalia accounts for the large number of co-eds always present when the boys from 1409 Tennessee are playing.
SACK THE SOONERS!
It Must've Been a Great Game! B. Ann Brown, Gamma Phi pledge, cheered so hard at the GPB-Theta fracas the other night that she sprained her ankle; and when the referees announced that the Gamma Phis had won the close game in an overtime period, another pledge, Joan Hice, fainted. Happy, though a bit the worse for wear, Gamma Phis rushed the two anemic pledges to the blood bank (but not as donors) and then went home to celebrate their hard-earned victory.
SACK THE SOONERS!
With Leap Year Drawing to a Close—and Sadie Hawkins' Day a thing of the past, we find that KU co-eds are making the most of their last days of grace. At least that's what Bev Bohan, Chi O prey, seemed to be doing Wednesday night, when she escorted date Tom Bailey, Fiji, home to his own front door, baked him goodnight, and then walked home alone. Something new has been added in this love and war stuff, or maybe our "B.R. Eyes"
Bailey is afraid to walk that one-
half block alone. Note: This scoop
is courtesy of Swigma Alfalfa Epsom.
SACK THE SOONERS!
We really have a swell football team, but you certainly couldn't have proved it by anyone who witnessed the team and coaching staff engaged in a large-sized game of tag recently in the stadium. Coach Shenk, it seems, was the only casualty in the game, receiving quite a blow on the leg. Why boys! So that's what they do down there every afternoon!
SACK THE SOONERS!
Post Mortem: Fig Newton's cute lil' blue contetible Ford, which has been missed around the Hill lately, met with an unfortunate accident several days ago. Early this week, Sigma Chi's spied the wheels of the auto sticking out of Potter Lake, and until yesterday afternoon at 3:43, the car remained there. The B and G boys (Buildings and Grounds) played rescues, and now the Sigma Chis are on the lookout for the cute kids who did the dirt. Maybe the boys of West Hills just couldn't stand it when the SigmaChi moved over to add competition to their too nice dating set-up. Anyway, it wasn't a very nice welcome, and you can blame you-know-who!
SACK THE SOONERS!
Mystery of the Week: Where did Fiji Wally Rouse acquire that severely bruised lower lip? We're sure it wasn't the result of three quarters in the K-State game, for it wasn't there Saturday afternoon. Hmm!
See Werner If You Need A Waiter
The Beta boys were happy last night. Waiter Henry Werner served the evening meal. Appropriately (?) decked in tails, Dean Henry Werner, protector of University men, changed his vocation abruptly to pay off the services he promised at the War Fund faculty auction several weeks ago.
Beta's found everything from bugs to flies to worms in their food at last night's feast. The bugs and flies were contributions from Mrs. Werner—apple seeds with black thread forming scrawny dark, crawly legs. The worms were slimy strings of spaghetti stuck in the salad for effect. What effect was desired was not made clear by the Dean—uh, Waiter.
After clearing the table, Werner weaved and staggered into the kitchen, obviously under the influence of a two-foot tray of dishes. A moment later, a crash and falling china and a piercing scream shot through the stillness. Out came an apologetic waiter to inquire of a stunned housemother, "How much do 10 dozen plates cost these days, anyway?"
A concealed eyedropper enabled Dean Werner to keep the boys' backs generously sprinkled all evening. And Clarence Engle is still wondering about the fly he found in his glass of milk, which Werner scooped out, chewed up, and then solemnly stated, "No, Clarence, that wasn't a fly."
"With practice," Beta Sid Walker announced today, "we have hopes for Dean Werner's improvement in his new profession. We may not, however, give the Dean the best recommendations in this capacity."
Sink the Sooners!
ALLIES DRIVE—
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mine fields barring the way to the plains of cologne. The U. S. third army is closing in on Metz for what promises to be another savage battle of the streets. The U. S. seventh army is only 12 miles from the gateway to Germany, the Belfort gap. The French first army is moving steadily northeast of Baccarat in frigid weather.
Nazi Forces Receive Blows
Nazi forces, meanwhile, underwent further damaging blows on the eastern and Italian fronts as Russian troops hurled a new spearhead at the heart of Budapest and desperate German troops in Italy demolished the bank of the Fiumi Uniti river in their flight.
BONFIRE——
Probable starting lineups:
Kansas Pos. Oklahoma
Reynolds L.E. Wooten
Chase L.T. Harley
Keller L.G. Jackson
Hird C. Mayfield
Long R.G. Tillman
Rouse R.T. Hallett
Hunter R.E. Dinkins
Faulkner B.B. Sparkman
Sutherland W.B. Heard
Robison F.B. Sharp
Miller or
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Danneberg T.B. Lebow
Lt. Hohn H. Hemingway, 20, son of the late Ernest Hemingway, the novelist, has been captured by the Germans.
Kappa Phi to Meet Tonight For Covered Dish Supper
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Kappa Phi, Methodist organization for girls, will have a meeting tonight Maxine Jones, president, announced. The actives will meet at 5:30 for a covered碗 supper at
the home of the sponsor, Mrs. Edwin F. Price, at 1209 Tenn. There will be a meeting for both actives and pledges at 7 in the Men's Lounge of the Union building. A pledging service will be held after the regular meeting, Miss Jones president, said.
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Boake Carter Dies Of Cerebral Hemorrhage
Hollywood—(INS)—Boake Carter, 46, widely-known radio commentator died at the Hollywood hospital last night of a cerebral hemorrhage. Carter was stricken shortly after he had presented his daily news commentary and died shortly before 9 p.m. He had been ill only one day.
OFFICIAL BULLETH
UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1944
UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS FRIDAY NOVEMBER 17
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1944
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