PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, JANUARY 18, 1944 THE KANSAN COMMENTS The Underground Press in Europe is a concrete example of one freedom is we are fighting for. It symbolizes the thoughts and actions of free men, and serves a twofold purpose to thwart the reign of terror and destruction in Europe. It informs the people of outside affairs and true war events, and it defies the usurper by showing the downtrodden people a spirit of democracy and freedom. Though not as spectacular as in movie portrayal, the activities of the underground press are dangerous and courageous. From the school child to the priest people receive their copies of forbidden papers and pass them on. The organization of underground presses form a chain so that one captured member cannot reveal the whole organization. Underground presses are most numerous in Belgium, Poland, and Czechoslovakia. France is behind other countries because of a tremendous shortage of paper. Belgium alone has 200 underground presses. This small country had experience in secret publication while occupied by the Germans in World War I and so, stowed paper away in every available corner to prepare for underground presses when an occupation by German troops was imminent. Underground Press Defies Nazi Usurper Copies of papers printed by the underground are smuggled out of the occupied countries in various ways. Perhaps the most common way is through boys escaping to join the allied forces. These boys bring many such papers with them. Contrary to popular belief, there are no underground presses in Germany. Of all the thousands of such papers to come out of Europe, not one has been printed in Germany. It is the people of the occupied countries who hate Germany and its tyrannical rule who defy the government and dare to print the truth. The Underground Press is preparing its people for freedom and will prove a valuable aid in any allied invasion of Europe. Thursday's Kansan carried a story of interviews of college girls on the campus concerning women serving in the armed services. Letters to the Editor After reading such an article I felt depressed and somewhat angry. I doubt whether many other soldiers would feel otherwise about this article. I received a strong impression that the girls attending K.U. hardly know there is a terrible struggle on for survival. The Germans and Japs would laugh themselves sick reading that the girls "like civilian clothes better" or "I'm just a little bit selfish. I have a few plans of my own and they don't include the women's auxiliary forces," or something like "both girls said that if the war is still on when they are out of school, they would consider joining an auxiliary if women are needed badly enough." The hardships these darling coeds are enduring are really lamentable. If all military personnel were suddenly removed from K.U. the girls would consider that a hardship and many would transfer to another school. Their luxuries mean so much to them. Would you girls consider joining a service to do your part? Dear me NO.-Pvt. H.M. Newcomers Club to Meet Thursday The Newcomers club will meet at 3 p.m. Thursday at the home of Mrs. Paul B. Lawson, 2215 Vermont street. Mrs. T. D. Jones will give a talk on "Toys for Children." Rock Chalk Talk BY MARY MORRILL Home was never like this: Merle Baker, radio enthusiast of 1332 Louisiana, hooked a loud speaker up, the other night, to the bed springs of Walter Stueckemann's bed (third floor, 1332 La.) Then, shortly after the victim retired, Merle, urged on by Don Crawford and Bill Hare, wailed "W-aaa-lter, W1aa-lter, can you hee-ar mee W-aaa-lter?" into his transmitter. Walter, who comes from a farm near Ellinwood, thought he was having a real visitation from the spirits and bolted downstairs hair on end. ** ** --nuisance. But over the weekend the situation became tragic, and Lassie was demoted from her comfortable quarters in Jim Bridgens' room to the basement. According to an ultimatum from Larry Johnson, Phi Bete president, if, after a reasonable period of pledge training, Lassie hasn't mended her canine ways she goes back to the pound. The sub couldn't have put up a tougher fight: Claudine Scott asked Dave Long, PT8, to find a date for Nadine Scott, last year's president of Corbin, who was going to be in Lawrence over the weekend. Several nights later Dave called to report, "Sighted date, secured same," he chirped victoriously. Ken Shannon, also of PT8, was the casualty. In which even the medics are stumped: Phi Bete brows are clouded with domestic difficulties arising from the fact that the one woman in their menage isn't exactly what you would call housebroken. At first the fellows got a terrific charge out of the fact, then it was just a 心 心 心 Subversively speaking: No one knows how a bottle of "stink perfume" came into the possession of the masculine Jean Moore, but the fact remains that it did. Recognizing his opportunity, Jean made elaborate plans to splash the unsavory concoction on the floor of one John Moore Co-op dorm and then retire peacefully to his own bed on the other side of the house. Which was a very clever trick and would have undoubtedly resulted in the successful asphyxiation of several persons, had it not been for Bob Campbell. Campbell got wind of the treachery, exchanged the "perfume" for corn syrup, and then retired while Jean carried out his fiendish plans. Campbell stayed in this convenient state of retirement through the next morning which Jean spent developing a case of housemaid's knee in a sea of stickiness and soap suds. 300 Study Spanish arrangements are being made for other classes when enrollment merits their establishment. Four instructors are now teaching five classes for college credit in line with the new program, and In answer to the requests of more than three hundred persons in Kansas and Missouri, classes in Elementary Spanish are being offered by the extension division of the University, Guy Y. Keeler, assistant director of the extension division, has announced. One hundred students in Kansas City alone have signed up for the Spanish instruction offered by the extension division. The course will be offered in any Kansas or Missouri community where enough persons indicate they are interested. The Spanish course given is for three credit hours, Mr. Keeler said, with the customary extension division charge of $4 for each hour. Phone 356 FOR THE BEST FOOD Come to MOM'S CAFE 914 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. Students Jewelry Store for 39 Years Gustafson the "COLLEGE JEWELER" 911 Mass. St. Asher Funeral Will Be Tomorrow Funeral services for Dr. Henry H. Asher, Jr., a graduate of the School of Medicine in 1930, who died of pneumonia at Manistique, Mich. Jan. 13, will be at 2 o'clock tomorrow at the Rumsey funeral home. R. A. Schwegler, professor of education, will officiate. F. J, Moreau, dean of the School of Law, and Fred Ellsworth, secretary of the Alumni Association, will be two of the nailbeakers. Upon hearing of his son's death, Henry H. Asher, Sr., went to Michigan. Mrs. Henry H. Asher, Jr., and her two sons, Henry and Robert, returned to Lawrence with him. Mrs. Alice M. Harvey, an aunt from Wichita, is coming for the funeral and also a brother and his wife, Cpl. and Mrs. Alan J. Asher of Mineral Wells, Texas. Extension Courses Offered Forty-three extension courses are being offered at the University of Washington. OFFICIAL BULLETIN UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Tuesday, Jan 18 1944 Le Cercle francais se reuimé miraredi le dix-neuf janvier a quatre heures et demie dans la salle 113 Frank Strong hall. Tuesday, Jan. 18, 1944 Notices at News Bureau, 8 Journalism, at 10 a.m. on day of publication. Home Economics club meeting 4:30 Thursday afternoon in dining room of Fraser hall. Everyone invited. — Marilyn Maloney, Secy. Monsieur Mou-Hui King parlera de la vie d'un étudiant en Chine. Tous ceux qui parlent français sont invites. Bolivar Marquez, secretaire. Notice: Any student who wishes to do practice teaching during the Spring Term should make application now at the office of the Dean of the School of Education. Gladys Kunkel. Gladys Kunkel. Secretary to the Dean. KFKU PROGRAM 9:30 Symphonic Favorites. "Alle-gretto" from "Symphony in D Minor" (Franck) and "Air on G String" (Bach). Tonight. Tomorrow: 2:30 French Lesson. Mattie Cral- rine, radio instructor. 2:45 Spanish Lesson. Maude El- liott, radio instructor. Munitions Have Taken Most of Scrap Four-fifths of the one-half million tons of iron and steel railings collected for scrap in Great Britain has gone into munitions. WANT ADS LOST; Lady's small gold bracelet with sapphire sets. Reward for its return. Mary Hardman, phone 290. -76 FOUND: Two keys on key ring in driveway at west end of Chemistry building. Owner may have keys on payment of this ad at Daily Kansan Business Office. -74 LOST: Ladies rose-gold Wyler wrist watch between Corbin hall and Granada theater, Friday night. Reward. Call Elizabeth Niven, at 860, 650-75 650-75 LOST: Lifetime Sheaffer red and black stripped fountain pen, with the name, Lucile Rothenberger inscribed on it, between Hall hall and the Union. Reward for its return. Lucile Rothenberger. Phone 980. -75 LOST: Heavy silver identification bracelet bearing the name "George Boone." Reward. If found, please call George Boone, phone 726. -74 University Daily Kansan Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor-in-chief ... ANNE LOUISE ROSS Subscription rates, in advance, $1.50 a semester. Published in Lawrence, Kansas, every afternoon during the school year except Saturday and Sunday, and University holidays. Entered as second class matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under act of March 3, 1879. KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS FOR CLEANING OF ALL TYPES---ley Ft. Ne nig COURTVIEW CLEANERS Phone 646 1111 Mass. IF YOU ARE HUNGRY--- There are two places to eat MARRIOTT'S CAFE and home Open 5:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. daily 832 Mass. K.U.66 Latest Used Phonograph Records — Reasonable JOHNNY'S 1031 Mass. Phone 2085 25 Years of Service Our Health Depends on Good Food DE LUXE CAFE 711 Mass. 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