PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS 12.12.2016 19:48 FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 1944 THE KANSAN COMMENTS Short-Cut Becomes Campus Eyesore The pathway begun over the snow and now down to dirt under the glass offers a great temptation for a short cut across the campus. When all the snow is gone, it will perhaps be such a habit to go this way that the path will become a dirt walk. The path was started by Yahawi—as least, no one is going to confess to the deed. Many students, especially from other colleges where it was customary to walk on the grass, do not think this path is out of the ordinary. Older students at the University, however, must have pangs of conscience as they traverse the greenward but follow the crowd as their excuse. After the Anatomy building burned, a great deal of time and money was spent by the University to plant grass and smooth over a campus eyesore. This effort seems to have gone to waste as students thoughtlessly trump over the grass. The frequent melting and softening of the ground in between freezing weather is rapidly making a muddy slush of the pathway. By spring there will be a definite eyesore. It is certainly to be hoped that this habit of short-cutting can be stopped before it is too late. Directory Reveals Names and Numbers; Is Issued This Week "Oh, so that's where she lives!" "So, she does have a telephone number!" "Hey, look what his middle name is!" These exclamations could be heard anywhere on the campus Jan 3, the day that the Student Directory came out. Students with the directories found themselves suddenly popular as groups of boys or girls gathered around them, clamoring to see the names of their favorites in print. When each privileged person had finally obtained it from the owner, he could be seen leafing through the pages, looking up first names, middle names, and addresses of those whom he knew and would like to know, while other telephone number seekers looked over his shoulders, nudged him, and insisted "I get it next!" Not much studying went on in the library after the first advent of students with directories. The Student Directory is one of the most important registers, issued every year by the University of Kansas to its students. Ask the students themselves, and they will tell you that it is essential to them, that it is one of those "musts" that also boosts the student morale. Looking through it, one finds that Johnson is the most popular name, with 29 of them listed, and that Smith and Jones run a close second and third, with 27 and 24 respectively. Beginning with "Abbe, Richard W." and ending with "Zweifel, Samuel, Jr.", this small directory of 79 pages contains every student's, faculty member's officer's and employee's name, including army and navy men. Lindley Hall telephone numbers are not given. Not only can the directory boast of letters and telephone numbers of beautiful girls and handsome men; it also has advertisements of Lawrence merchants, classified names of departments and department heads of the University, clubs and presidents of clubs and societies, both honorary and social. Inquisitive University students will find it a storehouse of information. P. S. The asterics after faculty names means they are married. Rock Chalk Talk By HANNA HEDRICK Lock out below: The Delta Gams have a new pet which may or may not deserve its welcome. While Harriet Witmer, fine arts junior, was drawing stuffed birds in Spooner-Thayer museum this week, she decided to take a short intermission. Outside, she found the real McCoy, a baby pigeon. Thinking it looked cold, Harriet brought it in and wrapped it up in her coat. The discovery was then made that stuffed birds have better manners than live ones. The Delta Gams are rather dubiously awaiting the time when their pet will take wing. The latest ingenuity displayed in invitations were those sent out by boys in PT3 for their party tomorrow night. The girls are informed that they are to appear before a general court martial to defend themselves ("we hope you don't") for several offenses. Out of military courtesy, only two were listed. The dates will be escorted to the barracks by "armed sailors." Signs of the times: Hazel DeWald and Lavon Peters, Westmister hall, Delta Phi Delta Elects Joan Justice President Joan Justice, Fine Arts junior, was elected president of Delta Phi Delta, honorary art sorority, at a meeting in Spooner Thayer museum Tuesday evening. She succeeds Margaret Whitfield, Fine Arts senior, who resigned. Other officers are Ruth Blethen, secretary, and Regina Allen, treasurer. Buttermilk Used For Paint Other than as food, buttermilk is used principally in paint. Helen Gardner, Theta, has now qualified for the title of "dreamy legs." She walked into a morning class garbed in the Nurses' Aid uniform, which includes heavy white lise bose, Frank Brosius, Phi Gam, took one look and gave out with the above epithet. have turned Ogden Nashish, and have notified those passing their door that: Late to bed And early to rise Make gals like us Have baggy eyes. What's in a name? New things always come to light when the student directory is published. Who would have guessed Kirk Scott, Gene Pucket, and John Heffernan, Christian names of Closken Kirkall of PT1, were blessed with the patrick, Johnnie Eugene, and John Timothy? Then we have Klemenhagen—Joseph Leopold, to be exact, ASTRP—who hails from way up in Long Prairie, Minn. Not to be forgotten are Arnold Ried Dollarhide, ASTRP, and Noel Richardson Slipsager, V-12. *** Student Newspaper Prints Reduced Size Sheet The Targum, student newspaper at Rutgers University, New Brunswick, N. J., is published once in two weeks; before the war, it was issued twice a week. Last spring, the paper was suspended "for the duration," but it was revived in September. The page size was reduced; some issues consist of a single sheet, printed on both sides. BUY U.S. WAR BONDS WSSF Book Drive Will Begin Monday A book collection will begin Monday to be conducted for a week by members of the World Student Service Fund committee of the YWCA for the benefit of students all over the world and allied prisoners-of-war. Thousands of books are needed, and an appeal is being made by the committee for all students to cooperate in the drive by contributing books of the following types—modern college or preparatory school text books on any subject, language study books, and professional texts. Aside from those written in English, these books may be in French German, Italian, Serbian, Polish, Russian, Japanese, Dutch, or Spanish. For convenience of collection, a box will be placed in the rotunda of Frank Strong hall. Books will also be gathered from the various houses according to Eloise Penner, chairman. This is the first time the WSSF committee has sponsored a drive of this type on this campus. Wilson Appointed As Probate Judge J. B. Wilson, attorney and graduate in 1904, was appointed Douglas county probate judge yesterday by Governor Andrew J. Schoeppel. Mr. Wilson will complete the unexpired term of Frank Gray, recently commissioned a lieutenant in the United States navy. Taking office Jan. 8, when Lieutenant Gray's resignation becomes effective, Mr. Wilson will serve until the second Monday in Jan. 1945, provided that Lieutenant Gray does not return before that date. Mr. Wilson, a Phi Beta Kappa, attended the University School of Law. He became a member of the bar in 1911. Sinne then, he has served as justice of the peace for the county, as county attorney, special assistant attorney, and chairman of the Republic central committee. Publicists Assigned For KU Reporting Students Jewelry Store for 39 Years Members of the State Wide Activities Commission were assigned counties where they will "spread knowledge of, and good will for the University," at a meeting recently in the alumni office. the "COLLEGE JEWELER" A chairman for each county in Kansas, who will meet with the commission member to whom their counties have been assigned was also designated. Showing of Kansas University movies in Kansas towns, reporting of news of University of Kansas students to their home town papers, and efforts to help students of different counties get acquainted, are some of the activities promoted by the commission. WANT ADS BOARD or board and room for a small or large group. Homecooked meals family style. Reasonable rates. Phone 1115. 642-69 LOST: A green Sheaffer fountain pen in the library. Please call Phyllis Martin. 2229. -67 University Daily Kansan Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR CAR Gustafson Editor-in-chief ... ANNE LOUE ROSSMAN Associate editor ... FRANCES AUSTR * RESTORE TIP-TOP PERFORMANCE Use Our Cities Service Products Fritz Co. 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