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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 194
Rock Chalk Talk
By MARY MORRILL
So the whole Hill's tongue won't be wagging: A soldier with a questioning look and a high chair arrived at the Alpha O. house and asked for Mrs. Klinkenberg, house-mother. Upon being informed that she was out tracking down a baby bed, he found it impossible to restrain a gulp. High chair—baby bed? "Hey," he asked fearfully, "what about Pan-hell? what about Miss Mequiari?—do they know?"
Pledge Joan Tindall's answer was an anticlimatical "yes." The nursery equipment is for Mrs. Klinkenberg's grandchildren, Katherine, $3\frac{1}{2}$ years, and Peter, 18 months, who are temporary guests.
Exit sanctimony: Girls from West-minster hall are looking forward to the rapidly approaching day when their board, their council, and several other bodies of dignitaries have decided the sign-blackboard in front of the hall can be taken down. The girls believe with the sign gone, they will no longer feel as if they are walking in on a revival every time they approach their own front door.
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How to conserve the liquor supply: Juanita Sheridan and Marjorie Amend still catch themselves thinking they have the D.T.'s every time they go into their room at night and encounter every symptom but a pink elephant. The eerie effect is the result of a practical joke which involved splashing phosphorescent paint all over the walls.
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A rifle shell might have been even more appreciated: Among the going-away gifts received by Mrs. Butcher, departing DG housemother, was a jar of sleeping pills from the "In-somnia club." The story goes that Mrs. Butcher, with the air of a great humanitarian, left the gift for her successor. Members of the club (which was named by Mrs. B. herself) have great dispositions for never going to bed—and they room above the housemother's quarters.
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