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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4.
4. 194
Dedicated To a Fiend
(With Apologies to Ogden Nash)
There is something that should be taught in all universities,
Which is, that life is not more interesting in the face of adversities.
And one of the adversities which life is least interesting in the face of
Is to be rereading a magazine printed in January, 1942, in place of The next thrilling issue of your Home Journal of Ladies.
And wishing the postman who has not brought it were broiling in Hades.
Only to have your roommate ask, "Why don't you read your new magazine?"
And you reply as soon as you're able.
"What magazine?" and she says,
"The one on the living room
table."
At which you feel like starting a riot.
But you know you would never have sat there reading about storing your car
But you can't because it is after eight o'clock and you are supposed to be quiet.
When you could have been reading the next installment of "Dragonwyck," which is more interesting by far.
But the way it looks now they will finish the movie before you finish the serial.
Because the magazine is so darned
enhem-er-e-al.
And you know the culprit is not bad, nasty or creedless — Just heedless.
And you hope the next time she is tempted to take your magazine off
Santa Claus is watching and it's getting awfully close to the 25th of December.
—Charlotte Hart
EIGHTEEN OF STAFF---an address in this session on "The New Japanese Empire."
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Ulmer Will Address Alumni
The entire faculty of the School of Education and other members of the University faculty will attend the Toppea meeting. It has not been decided whether their classes will have substitutes or discontinue.
Dean Paul B. Lawson of the College will speak three times at Independence and Dr. Gilbert Ulmer, assistant dean of the college, and Guy V. Keeler of the University extension division, will give speeches at the Salina convention. Dr. Ulmer will also address the K. U. alumni dinner at Hays.
ECONOMICS----
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tral Europe, Mr. Krueger has been unable to get a German visa since 1533. After a year's study of diplomatic records of 1914, he concluded that no light was thrown on the causes of World War I, and it led him to study economics and its relation to war. Skeptical about the ability of diplomacy to rectify or alleviate international situations which are basically economic, Mr. Krueger will speak on a similar topic.
Krueger Limits Appearances
During the ascendancy of the League of Nations, Mr. Krueger served one term as tutor in the Geneva School of International Studies. He taught international relations and history at a Michigan college, and spent one year on the economics staff of Wharton School of Finance and Commerce at the University of Pennsylvania. In 1932 he went to the department of economics at the University of Chicago, where he is today.
Rock Chalk Talk
By MARY MORRILL
One up on the clean slate: During a discussion of new teachers and classes, Clara Lee Oxley told Sigma Kappa sisters she was particularly enthusiastic about "Early morning bird calls," a class which promised to be solid except for the fact that it met every morning at 6:30. Everybody laughed except Maurine Breitenbach and Peggy Small who took Clara Lee seriously—even to the point of believing she had to go downtown to get salt and bird seed for lab equipment.
Ways and Means Department (Today's problem—How to get in a man's bedroom): Their living room mirrors had been soaped and the fleeing culprits had the aspects of Phi Delts—so the next night, Dottie Harding, Dorothy Warren, and Betty Lay advanced on the Phi Delt
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house. A freshman was alone in the house at the time—and not knowing any better welcomed the girls. He even invited them up on second, and watched with questioning approval while the Pi Phis wandered around soaping every mirror in sight. Needless to say "the fellows" were quite unhappy with things when they returned, and the hospitable freshman had a hard time of it during pledge training exercises Monday.
Dynamite wedding, not shotgun-for dire cases: Since Carol Stewart, D. G., and Reed Whetstone, Phi Psi, announced their engagement (as a joke) all of three weeks ago at the Pit, friends congregated at the Dine-a-Mite last night decided it was time they were married. So they were.
Asphalt coating applied in time keeps out moisture, chief trouble maker on telephone lines. Without lowering the wires, this trolley painter speeds the coating - helps recondition 50 lines a day.
TELEPHONE lines from poles to homes take a terrific beating from old man weather. And with wire for replacements drafted for military use, existing lines must be kept in good condition.
This simple "stitch in time" helps keep communications open to the homes of America—and saves critical materials for vital war weapons.
War calls keep Long Distance lines busy . . . That's why your call may be delayed.
The second digit in Army serial numbers reveals the service command in which the soldier entered the service.
How You'll Know
An Ugly Man contest was sponsored last spring on the San Jose State College campus in California by Alpha Phi Omega, scout service fraternity. At a penny a vote, $150 was earned by the ballots to contribute to a war purpose.
Ugly Man Contest Held
The ceremony, performed by Harry Jennison, took place on the outside dance floor before an improvised altar of chairs and tables. The wedding party consisted of Ethel Mary Schwartz, Theta, mother of the bride; Mariette Bennett, Theta, bridesmaid; Helen Hovey, D. G., (and Whettstone's real date) flower girl; Betty VanBlaircom, D. G., maid of honor, John Eumbach, Phi Psi, best man; and Sid Walker, groom's father. The bride carried a beer bottle.
WANT ADS
LOST: Dark brown pigskin leather purse, medium size. Contains billfold, check book, activity ticket, etc. If found, please return to Martha Jean Johnson, Miller hall, telephone 980. Reward. -30
ROOM and board—two men in room-$4.75 per week. Also student to work $1½ hrs. per day for room and board. 941 Conn. Phone 2292 M. 601-29
LOST: Lord Elgin watch in Hoch Gym, Tues., Nov. 2. $10 reward.
No questions asked. William A. Alden, PT4. Phone 868 -31
LOST: Parker pen, maroon and black mottled. Has Marion Thomas Jenkins' name on it. Keepsake. Reward. Phone Mrs. M. T. Jenkins at 960. -31
OFFICIAL BULLETIN
UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Thursday, November 4, 1943
Notices due at News Bureau, 8 journal,
ism, at 10 a.m. on day of publication,
.
Parke Woodard.
Assoc. Prof. Physiology
Pre-Medic Notice: All pre-medical students who have not yet taker the Medical Aptitude Test given by the Association of American Medical Colleges, should take it on Friday, Nov. 5, at 3:30 p.m. in Fraser Theater, if they wish to take it this year. A fee of $1 is to be paid by each student taking the test.
A. H. Turney
The Army-Navy qualifying examination will be given in Fraser theater Tuesday, November 9, at 9 a.m. Candidates should arrive between 8:45 a.m. and 8:55 a.m. Candidates must present certificate of admission. Information can be obtained at 121 Fraser hall.
Students who have not taken psychological and aptitude tests may do so Saturday, November 6, at 10:30 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. in Hoch Auditorium.
A. H. Turney.
A. H. Turney
Director, Psychological Tests
There will be a regular All-Student Council meeting Tuesday, Nov. 9, 7:30 in the Pine room. Clarence H. Engle, Jr., Secy.
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