PAGE TWO 17402869 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 194 THE KANSAN COMMENTS Lewis Threatens Final Victory Enemies of democracy should constitute a clear-cut group. They should, perhaps, all wear fascist badges and "sieg heil" at three-minute intervals. It would make every thing much simpler. Unfortunately, not all enemies of democracy live in the aggressor nations. They do not all wear fascist badges and "sieg heil" every few moments. In fact, just to make everything more confusing, they sometimes call themselves loyal citizens and insist they are devoted to bettering the interests of the common man. John L. Lewis Is Peevish Caesar Take the case of John L. Lewis. This beetle-browed genius, apparently unconcerned with the number of soldiers he is killing with his general coal-mining strike, is calmly negotiating with the government he tried to stab in a vital artery. Yet Mr. Lewis is telling the miners he's trying to help them. If times were not so desperate, the situation would probably create vast amusement for the rest of the world. The thought of one peevish labor Caesar standing between his nation and the coal production which could mean defeat or victory, would probably be rib-tickling in its utter absurdity. Nazis Use Coal Strike But it isn't funny now. Men and freedom slaughtered on one man's altar of opportunism, avarice, and lust for power, is not amusing. Miners in Russia and England coming home after long hours of work for much less pay than the American miners are receiving, must feel contempt for their fellow-workers in this country. Their nations are fighting for their very existence, and miners worry about a raise. The Nazi propaganda machine is probably using the strike as an illustration of the social and industrial disintegration taking place in the United States. And how can the Rock Chalk Talk 2017年国家税务总局监制中华人民共和国国家税务局监制 little countries of Europe, looking toward this country for help and leadership, be favorably impressed by democracy when it takes such ridiculous forms? Handy Men: Gordon Stucker, Nelson May, Vie and Mark Costello, and Bunch Davis stomped into the Kappa house last Thursday evening and informed an amazed freshman on phones that they were the coke men and would now fix the house's broken machine. After considerable thought, the freshman led the five to the machine. But the boys' zest was considerably diminished when they found themselves in the basement with their tools and cokes. After failing to get anywhere with repairs, the Phi Gam mechanics admitted they didn't know a thing about coke machines. They had Lewis Needs Trouncing The petulant, precocious Mr. Lewis will continue getting what he wants until the government can discover the best child psychology to use on him. If being locked in a dark closet is too unhealthy for his mental attitude, there is always the reversion to the old-fashioned, but sometimes practical, method of spanking. Unfortunately, Mr. Lewis is not a fool. He is also a powerful man, much too powerful for the country's good. Because at a word from him 530,000 miners drop their tools to bring the great coal-mining industry at a standstill, the government, realizing the overwelling need for topnotch coal production, must give in to his every whim. No matter what he does, Mr. Lewis seems to get his own way. The government's seizure of the mines was part of his plan to bring about negotiations for wage increases. BY D. J. GILLILAND For BETTER QUICKER Service CALL "400" VARSITY CLEANERS Phone 400 Love is blind: Now that Tom Messplay is able to talk about it without unintelligible gnashing of teeth, the facts are clear. On his way back from a pinning celebration in the City, Bob Minich, Sigma Nu, discovered he had a flat. Marge Pollack and Sam Cook (the pinned) looked; Jackie Hanson, Bob's date, looked—even Bob looked, but there was no jack. So the four hitchhiked back to Lawrence. volunteered their services only because word went around that the Kappa coke machine was on second. At 2:30 after depositing Jackie, Minich woke up brothers Deane Banker and Tom Messplay and the four drove back 10 miles east of Eudora with a jack to change the tire. Which would have been all right ("anything for a brother"—Messplay), BUT-upon poking around the Minich machine (it was now 3:30) the first thing Tom ran across was another jack. A Charles Atlas Fan: Friends and relatives were astounded to learn in a recent column that medic Chuck Hunter fainted dead away when a needle to draw blood penetrated his arm. Hunter is a rabid physical culturer and is in constant training against such shock. He sits in hard chairs because they are better for him, eats only vitamin candy bars, opens windows in zero weather, and brushes his hair 100 strokes nightly *** The Eighth Wonder: Boyden Crouch with four dates (two blonde and two brunette) at the Southern Pit. And we weren't just seeing that way. Mistake of the Month: Bob Enyart can't understand himself. He drove the Navy Day queens in the parade and became quite attached to all three of their royal highnesses. Then afterwards he took the girls to the Union as instructed—and left them. Bob didn't know at the time that the party had ended and the girls had to shift for themselves to get home. But he knows now—and is spending sleepless nights planning a blowout (for four) to make up for the slight. - * * Cap Custom---editor-in-chief ... JOY MILLER (continued from page one) Senate and nearly changed the whole student government. In recent years the K-club, athletic club, has been in charge of the freshman cap tradition. Would K. U. freshmen care to be capped this year? In 1935 upperclassmen suspended the tradition, and the freshmen protested. They took the situation into their own hands and proclaimed that all freshmen would wear the caps voluntarily to preserve a K.U. custom. WANT ADS LOST: Dark brown pigskin leather purse, medium size. Contains bill- fold, check book, activity ticket, etc. If found, please return to Martha Jean Johnson, Miller hall, telephone 980. Reward. -30 ROOM and board—two men in room-$4.75 per week. Also student to work 1½ hrs. per day for room and board. 941 Conn. Phone 2292 M. 601-29 DO YOU have the wrong brown tweed Sportleigh coat? Well, I do too. Exchange was made Tuesday night at Robinson Gym. Betty Jo O'Neal. Phone 267. 1000-28 14th & Mass. OFFICIAL BULLETIN UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Wednesday, November 3, 1943 Notices due at News Bureau, 8 journal, am, at 10 a.m. on day of publication. Parke Woodard, Assoc. Prof. Physiology. Pre-Medic Notice: All pre-medical students who have not yet taken the Medical Aptitude Test given by the Association of American Medical Colleges, should take it on Friday, Nov. 5, at 3:30 p.m. in France Theater, if they wish to take it this year. A fee of $1 is to be paid by each student taking the test. Students who have not taken psychological and aptitude tests may do so Saturday, November 6, at 10:30 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. in Hoch Auditorium. A. H. Turney A. H. Turney, Director, Psychological Tests The Army-Navy qualifying examination will be given in Fraser theater Tuesday, November 9, at 9 a.m. Candidates should arrive between 8:45 a.m. and 8:55 a.m. Candidates must present certificate of admission. Information can be obtained at 121 Fraser hall. University Daily Kansan LAWRENCE, KANSAS Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAKES UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Member of Kansas Press Association and of National Editorial Association. Represen- ted for national advertising by National Advocate, Office, 420 Madison Avenue New York City. Subscription rates, in advance, $1.50 a semester. Published in Lawrence, Kansas, on Saturday and Sunday, and University holidays. Entered as second class matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under act of March 3, 1879. BOOKS FOR GIFTS And For Your Own Library Price—it's Smart to Be People. $2.00 Adams—Drown and Quartered. Spalding - Love at First Flight. 52.00 Seargave—Burma Surgeon. $3 Fosdick—On Being a Real Surgeon. Lippmann—U.S. Foreign Policy. $1.50 Douglas—The Robe. $2.75 Asch—the Apostle. $3.00 James Truslosw Adams—the Officer's Guide. $2.50 Naval Officer's Guide. $3.00 Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. Indexed. $4.00 Come in and see these and the many other new books from which you may make your selections. We wrap for mailing. THE BOOK NOOK 1021 Mass. Tel. 666 Buy Tickets at Journalism Building Kansan Delivered Daily — Memorial Union Privileges For Navy . . 16 weeks . . for $2.00 Union Building Business Office KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS K.U.66 --- For Army . . 12 weeks . . for $1.50 FOR CLEANING OF ALL TYPES---- MILITARY TRAINEES! COURTVIEW CLEANERS Phone 646 1111 Mass. Get Your Army-Navy Activity Ticket IF YOU ARE HUNGRY--- There are two places to eat MARRIOTT'S CAFE and home Open 5:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. daily 832 Mass. CALL SIX-FIVE TAXI 107 W. 7 Phone 65 Try the New INKMAKER PEN Makes its own ink Try the New ELDRIDGE PHARMACY Phone 999 701 Mass. Latest Used Phonograph Records Reasonable JOHNNY'S 1031 Mass. Phone 2085 25 Years of Service Our Health Depends on Good Food DE LUXE CAFE 711 Mass. Eyes Examined and Glasses Fitted LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. 1025 Mass. Phone 425 Lenses Duplicated—Quick Service X-MAS PHOTOGRAPHS WI 27 Order duplicate photographs from any pose we ever made of you. They can be finished on quick notice. nig den an yes pre nig HIXON STUDIO Phone 41 721 Mass. MONEY LOANED ON VALUABLES Unredeemed Guns, Clothing for Sale WOLFSON'S ne nii 743 Mass. Phone 675 JOHN ULM OIL CO. Welcomes You Complete Lubrication North End of Bridge Open 'til 9:00 p.m. Daily Chas. Love, Mgr. STENOGRAPHIC BUREAU PENGRAPHIC BUREA For Typing - Mimeographing Journalism Building Hc K. lun Ci G Is Sa