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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8, 198
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Let's keep it clean: Determined to end with a feud of six years' standing with a certain coed, Si Hershorn, army medic, ventured to a drug store and purchased her a gift—a 25-cent box of "animal circus" soap. (Advertised as pure mild castile, in six delicious odors, strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon and lime.) He and his buddies then hiked the price on the bottom of the box to 1.25, wrapped it up, added a dash of perfume for allure, and a "quality" label from a can of tomatoes. The gift was then borne to the girl's sorority house via special messenger, namely one Metz Wright who thought it a big joke anyway. Latest reports are that she and "socializing" Simon have called a temporary truce.
By HANNA HEDRICK
To sneeze or not to sneeze, that was the question: Margaret Girlie, Chi O, entered Professor Block's sketch class last week with a severe cold. The professor ordered her home to recuperate before she contaminated the rest of the class. Upon returning several days later, Margaret was forced to sneeze (her
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constituents say she raised the roof fully two inches) and Professor Block propelled her almost bodily from the room. A cough he subsequently developed was promptly attributed to the unfortunate Margaret, who is now working in triple time to make her sketches especially pleasing.
The navy has the situation well in hand: Feeling that the trip up and down Mt. Oread every day was not
sufficient exercise, Dean Huebert (the navy half of the twins) and Marian Hasty, Theta, claimed that they walked five miles into the country last Saturday. Upon further investigation by Chuck Hunter, who was a trifle dubious about the distance, it was revealed that Dean and Marian clocked the hike that same night in a car. That it was a beautiful night is entirely irrelevant.
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Beginner's luck, no doubt! Bev Frizzell, Kappa, slipped one nickel into the slot machine at a local cafe and hit the jackpot. Unaccustomed to such devices, she excitedly counted out 20 nickels and a large lucky piece. She started to throw the latter out the door. "Wait," screamed an agonized male onlooker, who explained that the "lucky
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The new (corn) crop: Returning from class, Persis Snook encountered ten or fifteen Miller freshmen sprawled out on the grass in front of the hall. The sun wasn't shining—besides they were all fully clothed, so Perk inquired. The explanation: "Oh, we're just doing our outside reading."
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