PAGE TWO SUMMER SESSION KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, AUGUST 31, 194 SUMMER SESSION KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Official Publication of the Summer Session Editor Dale Robinson Business Mgr. Betty Loy Perkins NEWS STAFF Bob Bock, Lou Perkins, Bill Koehler, Kati Gorrill, Don V. Grief, Catharine Brown, Dolores Sulzman, Pat Foster, Mrs. M. Elsie Kirby, Maxine Crawford, Theodore Gray, Paula Reeve. Hey, Mac! By Eddie Johnson A sad salt reports that the Hour of Charm, otherwise known as the awkward squad, is about as charming as a chief with a toothache and a couple of men AOL. About 500 V-12 men were surprised to learn from "Salty's" letter to the editor that there is a difference between the Navy and the V-12. They'd still like to know just what it is. Probably it's comparable to the difference between a fleet and a battleship. A survey of the fire escapes of the various PT boats might prove interesting. PT 3 has an ordinary steel ladder ending in a wooden chute designed to transfer the refugees across a deep outside staircase. Some fun, eh wot? PT 2 has no address but a couple of good strong lines. Monkeyshines again. Some of the V-12 students have learned a fuller appreciation of their privilege of using the ship's service store. A chief walked into the canteen one day and both the Machinists Mates and the V-12 men present were soon very industriously cleaning up the place. Kolland "Corky" Hamilton is at a loss to explain how he can go to sleep with his head at one end of an upper bunk and wake up with it at the other end. Try using your blanket these chilly nites, Corky. PT 2 has developed a more dynamic version of the old cracker-crumbs-between - the - sheets trick. Joe "Queenie" Brasch certainly became dynamic when he climbed into his bunk and discovered it was already occupied by a locust (cicada, to be correct) very much alive and very indignant. However, the idea has its drawbacks. The whole ship was restricted for noise after taps. There's another Happy Hour coming up, mates. Let's not make the front page again by failing to cooperate and put on a real show. Many and lurid are the descriptions of the G.I. shoes as the latest issue is being broken in. Cheer up mates, this isn't nearly so bad as it would be if you didn't have that comfortable first issue to wear while your dogs recuperate. We missed this column last week and will be glad to have you back writing it again soon, Grief. List Appointments Of Teachers Bureau Several new teaching appointments have been made by the Teacher Placement Bureau according to H. E. Chandler, director of the bureau. These placements are as follows: June Hammett, BME, 1943, teacher of music in the city schools of Platte City, Mo.; Doris Larson, AB, 1943, teacher of biology in Norwich high school; Beverly Brown, AB, 1942, teacher of English in Santa Fe, N. M. high school; Dorothy Ansdell, BSEJ, 1941, teacher of commerce in Peabody high school. Grace Martin, BSEJ, 1937, teacher of art in Montebello, Calif. junior high school; Louise McCormick, AB, 1929, teacher of English in Ottawa high school; Liona B. Fletcher, AM, 1920, teacher of mathematics in White City high school; H. O. Alleman, grad., superintendent of Lansing city schools; Myrth Haldeman, grad., teacher of chemistry in Oklahoma City, Okla., high school; and Elizabeth Raymond grad., librarian in Lawrence high school. Women To Exceed Male Civilians By 3-to-1 Ratio The ratio of women on the campus this fall to the number of men civilians will be 3 to 1, according to Dr. L. C. Woodruff, registrar. "In the past years the men have outnumbered the women 2 to 1," he stated, "but of course this year the majority of our transcripts are those of women. "An amusing thing to me is the fact that many transcripts have been coming in from women in the geographical areas from which the V-12 and A-12 boys have come," he added. The first barrage balloon flown by the Marines at Parris Island was named "Swampy." The United States paid about 5000 times as much per acre for the Virgin Islands as for the territory acquired by the Louisiana Purchase. BILL NO.5 BILL NO. 5 A Bill on Judiciary Be it enacted by the Associated Students of the University of Kansas: (a) That upon the passage of this bill there shall be selected a Student Court for the Associated Students of the University of Kansas as follows: (a) The President of the All Student Council in consultation with the Faculty Advisory Committee shall nominate at least six students for the position of associate justice of the Student Court, of which number the All Student Council shall by a two thirds majority ratify the appointment of six justices. In submitting the nominations the president of the All Student Council shal' Sec. 1. Organization (d) That the chief justice shall be appointed for a term of one year. Sec. 3. Vengeance (c) That the justices shall be ap- pared to the beginning of each school year. (3) At least two of the six nomine- guals regularly enrolled in the Law School. (2) Both men and women shall be represented on the court at all times. (a) That for the school year 1943-1944, three justices shall be appointed for a term of one year and three justices for a term of two Phone 41 (e) That those appointed to vacancies shall remain in the office only during the unexpired term of the vacancy they fill. conform to the following restrictions: (1) No justice shall be a member of the Student Council. (4) The Student Court shall be non-partisan in its membership and judgments. (b) The faculty of the School of Law of the University of Kansas shall appoint by a majority of its members, a student, whom they consider qualified for the position of chief justice of the Student Court. Sec. 4. Jurisdiction Sec.2.Terms (b) That after the school year 1943-1944, three justices shall be appointed each year for a two year term. (a) That the Student Court shall have the following jurisdiction: (c) That a vacancy in the office of chief justice or of an associate justice shall be filled in the same manner as the original selection. (a) That vacancies shall be caused by resignation, withdrawal from school, or removal. (3) The Student Court, sitting with the Faculty Advisory Committee, shall have final decision in the administration of the All Student Council. (d) That such vacancy shall be filled not later than two weeks after said vacancy occurs. (1) All cases, controversies, or disputes arising in violations of the Constitution or Bills of the A.S.C. (c) That the court shall keep a permanent record of its proceedings, which shall be filed for reference for any student at any time, provided that such record shall never be allowed for publication except with the express approval of the All Student Council in each case. (b) That the A.S.C. may by a two thirds vote, remove any member of the Student Court whom they consider incompetent. (b) That the Student Court shall have authority to render judgment and assess penalties for any intracession of laws of the All Student Council, whether such a penalty be provided by law or not, provided that the discretion of the court shall not extend beyond expulsion from the university, and such expulsion from the university only with the approval of the Chancellor. (2) All cases of any nature arising among any students or students groups of the University of Kansas. (d) That the Court shall make its own rules and regulations and appoint all officers including sheriff, clerk, and so forth, if found necessary, except that a majority shall at any time decide any case or controversy. 721 Mass. For All Occasions Ride The Bus (c) That the All Student Council may memorize the Student Court concerning an interpretation of A.S.C. legislation or may memorialize the Student Court on general principles relevant to any particular judgment or decision. Sec. 5. Appeals That an appeal may be taken from any decision of the Student Court except matters of interpretation of legislation of the AS.C., to a combined court consisting of Student Court members and members of the Faculty Advisory Committee, provided that the combined court shall in all cases follow the same rules of procedure and the same principles mentioned in Sec. 4. Part e as the Student Court. BUS LEAVES KU CAMPUS 5-25-45 minutes post hour Sec. 6. Oaths That every justice shall take the following oath administered by the president of the All Student Council: "I ___ do solemnly swear that I will faithfully fulfill the duties and responsibilities placed upon me in the office of justice of the Student Court of the Associated Students of the University of Kansas, without thought of friendship, party loyalty, or any other tie. I will regard myself, as an individual, independent and sovereign in the dispensation of justice to the best of my ability. So help me God." That this bill shall be in full force and effect from and after its publication according to the Bill on Legislative Procedure. BUS LEAVES DOWNTOWN 15-35-55 minutes past hour Passed August 24, 1943 Pres. Clarence H. Engle, Jr. Secy. Jill Peck BILL NO. 10 Class Overseers and the Freshman Representatives to the A.S.C. A Bill Concerning the Election Of Class Officers and the Freshmar Representatives to the A.S.C. Be it enacted by the associated students of the University of Kansas: Section I. That there shall be elected at the annual spring election of representatives to the All Student Council three class officers for the sophomore, junior and senior classes, a president, a vicepresident, and a secretary-treasurer Section II. That the officers of the sophomore, junior and senior classes shall serve during the year following that in which they are elected, for the senior class shall be elected by the class, those of the junior class by the sophomore class, and those of the sophomore class by the freshman class. Section III. That the same rules and regulations governing nominations, qualifications, voting proceed- The call Rapid Transit Co. Your Local Bus Service ure, and counting ballots of the election of representatives to the All Student Council shall, in so far as applicable, apply to the election of the various class officers. The Elections Committee of the All Student Council shall supervise the election of the various class officers, and shall decide which rules shall apply and make any others they determine necessary. Section IV. That the president of each class shall call and preside at all class meetings, appoint all necessary committees, and shall serve as the official representative of his respective class. That the vice-president, in the event of the disqualification or removal of the president by resignation, ineligibility, withdrawal from school or any other reason, shall assume the office of the president and shall appoint a vice-president in his place. In addition he shall preside at all committee meetings in the absence of the president and supervise all social functions of the class. That the secretary-treasurer shall be responsible for the class records, class correspondence, and any class funds. Section V. That the president, vice-president, and secretary-treasurer of the freshman class and two freshman representatives to the All Student Council shall be elected at a special election to be held not later than the second month of the fall semester on a date to be set by the All Student Council. The same rules and regulations apply to the election of the freshman officers and representatives as are contained in Section 3 of this bill. All students who are registered by the Registrar as freshmen, shall be eligible to vote. Section VII. That this bill shall be in full force and effect from and after its publication according to the Bill on Legislative Procedure. Section VI. That all voters be classified according to the Student Directory, and in doubtful cases shall be necessary for a person siring to vote to obtain a statement from the Registrar of the University stating the school in which he is enrolled for the majority of his work, and his official classification. 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