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SUMMER SESSION KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY. AUGUST 27,1943
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By BETTY LOU PERKINS
"Footsie" Marcus, ASTP from Lindley, complains that his name has been the cause of annoyance to him since he started to school. "In class history," he mutters, "I just about get to sleep when someone mentions the name, Marcus. By the time I've mumbled some answer about not getting my lesson or giving all the excuses I've thought up for not having it, I discover to my horror that the teacher has been talking about some Marcus from the history book." By the way, Marcus is the author of that famous "Letter to the Editor" in last Tuesday's paper.
If you want to see someone blush, ask Katie Bonewits, Alpha Chi, what happened to her toothbrush last week.
The popularity of some people! Marilys Scott, of Corbin, received three calls Wednesday night from boys who said they missed her at the dance.
Frank Patte, Sigma Chi, is coming back to school. This is good news for we're hoping Frank will help us beat some of our rivals in football this fall. 'Bout time.
The Sigma Chi's have a new house at 1218 Mississippi. It's a good location, close to the Union, and, although I don't suppose they even thought of this, close to the Pi Phi house.
In a history class last week, the teacher was saying, "So the pilgrims crossed the Atlantic, hoping to reach Jamestown, Virginia, but their navigator was slightly balmy, so they landed 2,000 miles north of that on the most forlorn, godfor-saken country in the world." "I know," interrupted a voice from the rear. "Kansas!" Army men, again!
This comes from George Samit, ASTP. In 1941, a girl said "What a man!" In 1942, she said, "What! A man!" In 1943, she says, "What's a man??" . . . A coed added that on the University campus, it should be, "What's a civilian?"
Don Cousins will be guest columnist next Tuesday. Confidentially, if you're interested, you might ask Cousins just who has been giving him those delicious kisses over the telephone.
McGregor on Furlough
Duncan McGregor, who graduated this spring from K.U., returned last Saturday from Northwestern University in Chicago, Ill., with an ensign's commission and a ten-day furlough. He is visiting his parents in Lawrence before going on to Harvard University for specialized training in naval communications.
Women Get Cards On Closing Hours
All University women enrolled in the 16 week session received in the mail yesterday the postal cards sent out by the Women's Executive Committee of the All-Student Council for the purpose of determining the success of the new closing hours which have been given a trial period this summer.
"The women should realize that if they want these new hours to continue next fall, it is their duty to fill out and return the cards right away," Doris Larson, president of the WEC, stated. "Otherwise, if we are not convinced that the majority of the women are in favor of continuing the present hours, we will probably return this fall to the former closing hours."
The former hours were 10:30 p.m on Sunday through Thursday and 12:30 a.m. on Friday and Saturday
Downs On Leave
Prof Cora M. Downs of the bacteriology department is on a leave of absence now to work with the government in medical research. Her leave began August 10. She has reported to Washington for further assignment. While Professor Downs is away Prof. N. P. Sherwood and Charles H. Drake, instructor, will take over her classes.
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REPORTER---the "COLLEGE JEWELER"
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for the fact that they drive a good thing in the ground. Their glances and habit of looking a girl up and down—we can put up with them, but half the time that long drawn out whistle means anything but complimentary!"—Bobette Sellers.
"It just doesn't have it, fellas"— Burnett Replogle.
"A girl hesitates before stepping out of the house these days. I must admit, however, that the majority of the service men conduct themselves very well. It's the minority that whistle, make the remarks, and various and sundry things which reflect back on all the fellas. Conditions could definitely be improved, I mean!"—Margaret Fesler.
"Most of them act as if they'd never seen a girl before. Their whistling certainly isn't complimentary. They'd whistle at a boy in a skirt and what girl wants to be put in that class?"—Virginia Stephenson.
"I really sympathize with you guys not for having seen a girl for a long time, but gosh fellas, do you have to rub it in"?—Ina Katherine Roderick.
"If I have heard 'I've got spurs'
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that jingle jangle,' Where's your horse,' and 'Are you from Texas?' once I've heard it a million times as I go to my riding class. About time you get something new!"—Doris Bixby.
"It seems like whisling is just a part of boys' nature. It just doesn't particularly bother me one way or the other anymore." —Jean Atherton.
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'Listen boys, give a girl a break; if you love us then leave us be; we don't appreciate your yelling at us any more than you like your top sarge's 'kind remarks' or the Chief's 'constructive suggestions.'"—Betty Bichio
Naturally no human possibly could gather all the views of K.U. women, but the above list of such are beautifully representative.
McMORRIS---
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He served two tours of duty as a battery commander on Corregidor in 1926 and 1934.
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The Knox trophy for the most efficient target practice in the army in 1940 was awarded to Colonel McMorris while he was commanding officer of the 41st Coast Artillery (railway) Regiment in Kamehamea, Hawaii. Kamehamea is adjacent to Pearl Harbor.
Since returning to the mainland in October, 1941, he has been on duty as head of the Coast Artillery unit of the R.O.T.C. and as executive officer of the ASTP unit at Kansas State College, Manhattan. Mrs. McMorris, who is vacationing in Wisconsin, plans to join the Col-
Mrs. McMorris, who is vacationing in Wisconsin, plans to join the Colonel in Lawrence soon.
UNION--to the individual whether he was to purchase an Activity Card or not, instead of its being simply added to his fees as is done with regular students.
(continued from page one) income from the University other than a fraction of the Student Activity fee, paid by all regular students, but not by the other students and members of military forces now attending the University. This was fair to them in that it was left
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TO HOLD---and chest will give the lectures for the clinic. They are Dr. Carl C. Birkelo, of the Radiological Society of North America, and Dr. Henry C. Swealy, of the American Board of Internal Medicine and American Board of Pathology.
For this reason it is obvious that the Union must be managed with an eye to costs. When such small items as ping-pong balls are purchased in fifty-dollar lots, one can see that it is essential to budget. Some may think that a large profit is being made by feeding the Naval Trainees. This is not true.
We are indeed very sorry that the Union can not be thrown open to all. It would be unfair to those holders of Activity Cards, Arrangements are now under way to make it possible for Servicemen to buy special Activity Cards which will include only those entertainments which they are at liberty to attend. With this Card they also may enjoy all privileges of the Memorial Union. You are always welcome.
(continued from page one) will be no whistle sounded for the all clear signal, as that would be used only in the case of an actual raid, according to Mr. Bradshaw.
"There is to be no action of the civilian defense corps, during the air raid signals Saturday. This test is only to acquaint the public with the air raid warning signals, and there is to be no actual air raid practice," he stated.
2—Frats ... N ... N ... N
The whistles to be used in the test are the University whistle, the Haskell whistle, and the whistles at the water plant and the paper mill.
(continued from page one) and Sunday in a manner similar to that in the past. Rush week will officially end Sunday evening, September 26.
This new plan for rush week was adopted by the council for the purpose of cooperating with the war effort. It was pointed out that due to gas and tire rationing it would be impossible for the fraternities to carry on any extensive rush program.
Also, with many of their alumni and actives in the service, it would be difficult to contact men in many localities who would be interested in participating in rushing. The council believes that this program will help new men and those already enrolled at the University to contact and get acquainted with the fraternity systems.
AIR RAID--and chest will give the lectures for the clinic. They are Dr. Carl C. Birkelo, of the Radiological Society of North America, and Dr. Henry C. Swealy, of the American Board of Internal Medicine and American Board of Pathology.
AIR RAID---
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Each clinic will last two days and will include three sessions. Holding the clinics in five centers makes it possible for a larger percentage of practicing physicians in Kansas to attend, stated Ingham.
The tropical disease clinics helped earlier this summer were the first of the medical clinic series to be offered through the extension division of the University.
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