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SUMMER SESSION KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 13, 1943
SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Lawrence, Kansas
Official Publication of the Summer Session
Editor ... Dale Robinson
Business Mgr. ... Betty Petr Perkins
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Hey, Mac!
By Don Vic Grief
Some of the few gentle characters in PT-4, upon assignment to extra duty in the wake of the ship (back yard to you) were shocked to find evidence of a terrific struggle. Naturally, they wondered what had happened and after some investigation, concluded that boxing matches were the cause of the mess. Dean (Beans) Bagley, owner of the gloves, claims that after every match he has to wring them out. Blood no doubt. He also claims that broken teeth are causing rips in the fine leather.
Take those quotes with a grain of sulfa, but don't think those bouts are waltzing contests. As a matter of fact they look like Saturday night at the USO. Rough, huh?
Speaking of fisticuffs, Jelly Jelenik of PT-2 is looking for a rough, tough slugger, weighing about 170 to knock over. Jelly says "I like to keep in shape."
Amateur Night can not come too soon for PT-6. Clark Hargiss and Charles Banks, trombones, and Don Diehl on trumpet make a groovy combination, they tell me. And of course, Wally Grimes will trill in that Crosby style.
Robert (The Terrible) Hargraves, will spark the show with his very special piano style. Bob has long been entertaining the men at No. 4, and they say there is none better.
PT-2 will have a secret muster tonight. The gathering will be informal and on the front lawn. Tea will be poured by Joe Brasch. Singing Sam Chalmers will render a song helpless with the aid of Edsel Johnson. The whole affair is to be a warm-up for Amachoor Night.
Geltch's To New Mexico
Don Hathaway, one of our K.U. boys at Annapolis, has written several letters to PT-4, his home ship. In the last received was the query, "Has Steineger, McKee, Dixon, or Greif gone to Farragut yet?" Hope we're there for his next letter, the rat.
Esquire is beginning to print on the expensive, super-thin paper known as "Bible paper." Perhaps it is seeking a new class of customers.
PT-1 according to latest reports will not enter in the A Night contest. All the boys on the ship are professionals, in more ways than one.
There is a new version of the six-
pence song, namely, "A-12's got no
pence." A-12's at the new song's
preview didn't appreciate the song
at all.
Column
Mr. Waldemar Geltch, head of the violin department of the School of Fine Arts, and his wife recently left for a month's vacation at Santa Fe, New Mexico. Mr. Geltch has been teaching during the eight week session.
By Betty Lou Perkins
After the D.U.'s had been living in their new house for about two weeks, David Hax was walking along the hall. He stopped suddenly, "Oh," he gasped, "So that's where the shower is!"
The girls at Corbin have a new pet. Last week Marilys Marslls went in the sub-basement phone booth to answer a call. She came out screaming. "There's a snake or animal or something in there," she yelled. The girls finally discovered a little grey lizard living behind some boxes. Now they're trying to think of a name for it. "Deffenbaugh" is too long.
John Sandberry, Army Air Corps cadet of Lindley hall, was trying to decide what to drink at the Union the other day. He asked about a Green River. "They're all right," offered a friend, but you have to have some sentiment with it." "All right," said Johnny, and he told the waitress to bring him a Green River with sentiment. "Don't charge him anything for the sentiment, please," added the friend.
A few minutes later the waitress brought the Green River. With it was a little jar of cinnamon. By the way, Johnny was not charged for the "sentiment."
Since the V-12 have their uniforms, a civilian is an oddity. As Elizabeth Crafton, Pi Phi, so aptly puts it, "More uniforms here than you see in the Omar room on Saturday night."
Since John Conard of the Cottage has lost his two business associates to the Navy, Kenneth Cates and Eldon Waters, John is madly looking for help. John now, however, seems to have found it. More beautiful girls working down there now. John, are you keeping your mind on your business?
Frank Rush was helping out at the Cottage last week. Some girls, after giving Frank the well-known eye, called him to their table and asked him if he ever went to school at a certain city. Frank had never been in the place for any length of time. "Hmmm." said Frank. "I had a notion to ask them if they'd like to know me better."
Some girl could have gotten a Sigma Chi pin without trying had she been oloking. A Sigma Chi pin was found in the Cottage with J.C.S. '46 on the back. Schroll, if that yours you'd better get it from Conard. You have one pin out already you know.
The Bob Stephens who was recently elected to the Independent Student Association is William Robert Stephens, senior in engineering from Topeka, and not Robert Stevens, junior in the college from Oskaloosa, as was published in the Tuesday issue of the Kansan.
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Following is the remainder of Bill No. IV of the All Student Council.
i. A Charter Committee whose duty it shall be to consider revisions of the Constitution of the Associated Students of the University of Kansas, to consider revisions of Bills of the All Student Council, to assist the Secretary in maintaining the permanent files of the All Student Council, to promote general student interest in any cultural program, and to appoint and supervise the Forums Board. The Forums Board shall be governed by the following regulations:
(2) The chairman of the Forums Board shall be selected by a committee composed of the Charter Committee and three members of the faculty from the University, who shall be selected as follows: two to be designated from the Advisory Committee of the All Student Council by the President of the All Student Council; one to be selected by the members of the committee mentioned above.
(1) As soon as practicable, but in no case later than two weeks after the appointment of the Charter Committee the Charter Committee shall appoint two persons to be members of the Forum Board. They shall be members of the All Student Council. The chairman of the Forums Board shall annually, during the first month of the fall semester, appoint as additional members of the Forums Board, one representative of each of the university discussion groups federated with the Forums Board.
3) If the chairman or any member of the Board should become integrable to serve for any reason, should be removed or should receive whatever value they felt in the manner by which the original appointment was made.
(4) The Forums Board shall have authority to
(a) Grant sums to assist University organizations which desire to hold forums or present lectures, but without the assistance of the Board would be unable to do so. However, if you are an Assistant Board the forums or lectures would have substantial University interest or value.
(b) Cooperate with the Department of Visual Instruction of the University Extension Division in presenting programs of moving pictures.
(c) Assist in planning the Community Lecture Series upon the request or approval of the committee in charge of the Series. The chairman of the Board and those members of the Board, equally representing men and women, designated by the chairman shall comprise a sub-committee of the Board for this purpose.
(d) Arrange student forums under its own management.
(5) It shall be the duty of the retiring Board to act in an advisory capuchin to the new Board for the selection of one member facing the selection of the new Board.
(6) Not later than June 1 of each year, the All Student Council, on behalf of the Board, a man of the Forum Board and after a report of the proposed program of
the Board for the succeeding school year, shall appropriate a sum, not less than $100, to be available for the use of the Board during the school year.
(7) The All Student Council at any time may require the chairman of the Forum Board to make a report in writing or to appear in person before the Council. The Council may make recommendations to the Forum Board by resolution, Recommendations made by resolution of the Council shall be mandated by the Board, provided prior to the adoption of a resolution, the chairman of the Board shall have an opportunity to discuss the contents of the resolution before the council.
(8) The chairman or any member of the Board may be removed by majority vote of the Council for failure to comply with the directions contained in a resolution as provided in Section 7. Removals under order are made by the vote of two-thirds of the members of both councils.
(9) The retiring chairman shall make a complete report of the activities of the Forum Board for the year. One copy of the annual report shall be placed in the records of the Council, and a copy shall be retained in the records of the Forum Board.
(10) Each Forum Board shall transmit to the succeeding Board its records which shall consist of the following items at least: a copy of the annual report of chairman, an itemized statement of financial transactions, correspondence, materials received concerning speakers and other activities, material issued by the Board, and recommendation by the Board to its successor.
j. A Council Cabinet to be appointed by the President of the All Student Council which shall meet at his call for the purpose of advising him in any matter which he may wish to refer to it. Its membership and powers shall be dependent upon the advice of the Student Council. The regulation in Section III shall not necessarily be binding upon it.
k. A Publications Committee as specified in Bill No. 6, A Bill on Publications.
Section V. That the President of the All Student Council may appoint such special committees as may be needed from time to time, adhering to the regulations imposed by Section III for special committees as well as permanent committees.
CHAPTER II
Weaver's
Joint Faculty-Student Committees Section I. That there shall be appointed by the Committee on Committees two members of the All Student Council, a man and a woman, to sit on any University Committee on which it is desirable that student interests be represented.
Section II. That such appointment shall be made to any Committee which has been so designated as desirable by the Chancellor or by the Senate of the University.
Section III. That such Committees shall include the Senate's Committees on Convocations and Lectures and the Chancellor's Committees on Freshmen Week and Commencement.
CHAPTER III
Committees of other organizations upon which All Student Council
Section I. That no member or officer of the All Student Council shall sit ex officio on any committee, organization, or association or any ramification thereof without the concent of the All Student Council and embodiment in a bill.
Section II. That the Committee on Committees when requested to do so by any association or organization may, with the approval of the All Student Council and embodiment in a subsequent bill or by amendment of a previous bill, appoint members of the All Student Council to such association or order, thereby representing body of such association or organization to represent the All Student Council.
Section III. That the Committee on Committees shall follow in so far as they are applicable the regulations imposed in Chapter I, Section III.
Section IV. That any officer or member of the All Student Council who shall sit ex officio on any committee as specified in Section I who shall sit upon any permanent or special committee of the All Student Council shall be considered to be representing the All Student Council and failure to adequately do so shall result in a declared vacancy by the Committee on Committees.
Section V. That the Committee on Committees may appoint members of the All Student Council to serve on the following organizations: (1) The Memorial Union Operating Committee, (2) The Athletic Board. Section VI. That this bill shall be in full force and effect following its publication according to the Bill on Legislative Procedure.
Passed July 27. 1943.
Signed: Clarence H. Engle, Jr.
President of A.S.C.
Jill Peck, Secretary of A.S.C.
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