בִירָהֵל לְמַעֲתָה אַנֶחַהּוֹלִים כאוב־משוֹלֵיים כְּפַרְדָן בִירָהֵל לְמַעֲתָה אַנֶחַהּוֹלִ
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1942
PAGE SEVEN
CHURCH NOTES
First Baptist Church
Howard E. Koelb, minister
dents.
Charles W. Thomas, minister to students.
9:45 a.m. Young people's class.
Subject: "Christmas Is Coming."
11:00 a.m. Christmas cantata, "The Christ Child," given by the Chorus choir and soloists.
5:30 p.m. Open House at 1124 Mississippi street. Program of Christmas music, readings, and refreshments.
7:30 p.m. Christmas pageant, "The Second Christmas."
First Christian Church
Tenth and Kentucky
Harold G. Barr; minister
Royal Humbert, associate minister
Royal Humbert, associate minister 9:30 a.m. Sunday School. University class taught by Mrs. Barr.
10:45 a.m. Worship and communication: Sermon: "Thy Light Has Come."
5:30-7:30 p.m. Fellowship hour for
lung people at Myers hall. Informal
discussion on egotism and social unity as related to a just and durable peace.
7:30 p.m. Evening worship service
First Methodist Church O. E. Allison, minister
9:45 a.m. Student class conducted by Edwin F. Price. Subject: "Jesus, Christmas, and a World at War."
10:45 a.m. Morning Worship. Handel's "Messiah" will be sung by the Wesleyan Chorus Choir directed by Miss Meribah Moore. Don Gilles, organist.
The Wesley Foundation Fellowship will have no evening meeting.
Trinity Episcopal Church Tenth and Vermont
Reverend W. J. Heltmann, in charge
Sunday in Advent.
11:00 a.m. Children's church and
Burning prayer and sermon.
7 p.m. Children's Christmas program
Wednesday noon: Trinity Guild in the parish house.
11 p.m. Christmas Eve; Choral service of Holy Communion, with Bishop G. R. Fenner officiating.
Snyder Memorial United Bretherm
Church, 17th at Vermont Street Lawrence Dever, minister
10:45 Morning worship. Guest
9:45 a.m. Sunday school.
speaker: Dr. Stanley B. Williams of
Kansas City, Mo.
7:00 p.m. Christian Endeavor Christmas meeting. Leader: Deane Tack.
8:00 p.m. Christmas play: "Dust of the Road." Cast: Regina Heatherington, A.W.Werkentin, Deane Tack and Lawrence Deever.
Unitarian Church, Vermont and Twelfth Streets
Leona Handler
Mrs. L. Van Valkenburg, organist
Jean Bartz, flutist
11:00 a.m. Christmas service."This Horrid Christmas" (a program in two parts: I. The Lost Child-story dramatized by Junior Church; II. Eternal Life—one-act play by Fred Eastman, presented by students from the University.)
Special Christmas music.
"Bug-Chasers" To Help Win the War
That the demands of the war are infiltrating farther into all fields of college and university training, was again indicated by Dr. H. B. Hungerford, chairman of the department of entomology at the University of Kansas, who is being plied with almost frantic requests from United States army officials for entomologists to enter the department of sanitary engineering in the army and the public health service.
Two such letters were received recently by Dr. Hungerford from army officials, for entomology majors to enter the sanitary corps of the army. The demand, Dr. Hungerford pointed out, has been greater in the current war than in any other in which the United States has participated because American troops are being sent to foreign lands never before visited by American soldiers and in many of these countries, particularly in the tropics, they face the threat of insect borne diseases never before encountered by our troops.
Parlez-Vous Not Savvied In Morocco
Chicago, (INS) — It took a world war to make torpedoman Arnold Shaffron realize he had studied the wrong foreign language.
Back from participation in the North African invasion where he was aboard an American destroyer, Shaffron said today that Casablanca, Morocco, is a beautiful place with more than its share of beautiful girls.
The trouble was that most of the girls spoke Spanish which complicated for Shaffron, the process of getting dates with those of his choice.
"I studied French in high school here, but, boy, Spanish was what I needed," he explained.
VITAMIN V
(From November Cosmopolitan Magazine)
Bv NORMAN R. JAFFRAY
BY NORMAN S. DIPPTT
Millions of folk there are, or more,
Who think a slogan wins a war,
As if the scandal last December
Were something one would fain re-
cognize.
The letter "V" keeps popping in
Like some new brand of vitamin—
A magic pill, a mystic V
That makes us sure of victory!
These catchy words, so trite, so try.
Have lost effect; why keep them flying?
Why aren't we pitching in and working
Instead of upping thumbs and,
smirkling?
Let's man more guns and fill more gun cases there.
sanbags
And put less V's on ladies' handbags.
Fooling has lasted long enough,
So let's cut out the funny stuff;
And if you really have to spell,
Stop making V's and give 'em L.
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Letters to the Editor
EDITOR:
With Rommel retreating across the burning sands of Africa, with students wondering whether they will be able to continue their educations after the years of work, and with the Kansas basketball team preparing for a trip East, the Kansan devotes its space to stories on this mythical publicity-seeker, Elmer A. Zilch! Are you fellows really gullible enough to think such tripe is read?
May we suggest that you continue a policy of printing the news and leave the funny stuff to the comic strips. We have a hunch they would be much better at it, anyway, than those characters who have been dreaming up the Zilch stories.
In times like these you can hardly expect us to be interested in type lice and other childish subjects. If such stories indicate the intelligence level of journalism members, then at least spare us the revolting details. Just keep Zilch to yourselves—and laugh and laugh at him. Nobody else will.
GEORGE PIERRON
KENNETH KRAEMER
Editor's note: The KANSAN staff agrees with readers Pierron and Kraemer that in the past the Zilch dinner has received entirely too much newspaper space for promotion of a purely departmental affair. It has been the policy of the KANSAN this year to keep this promotion to a minimum. To date only a preliminary story and one additional feature have appeared in the paper. The KANSAN intends to continue to follow such a policy in the future.
Cat in Jar Caused Exit, Cady Recalls To Chemistry Club
"A cat in a bell jar once caused a mass exit from Fraser hall," Dr. H. P. Cady, chemistry professor, told 30 members of the Chemistry club yesterday. Dr. Cady was discussing in a humorous vein "The Theory of Wave Functions as Applied to Odors." The occasion was a Christmas party and gift exchange for members.
Dr. Cady explained that the present journalism building was the old chemistry building. One laboratory, however, was in Fraser. His class was trying to discover if smell traveled in waves as light and sound do. A cat was placed in a bell jar with an opening on each side. He said referring to the smell that the information thus obtained was more than enough for everyone.
Dr. R. Q. Brewster, chairman of the department of chemistry then gave a reading entitled "Casey at the Bat" a humorous story of baseball. After group singing, refreshments were served.
... — BUY WAR STAMPS ... —
WAA members and all women students are invited to attend the Sailor's dance at the Community Building, Saturday, December 19 at 9 o'clock. Be sure and get your Junior Hostess cards at Miss Meguiar's office. Kathryn Schaake, W.A.A. president.
THE PROGRAM FOR ENGLISH MAJORS announced for Wed., Dec. 16 has been postponed to Wed., Dec. 30, 7:30; Room 205 Fraser—Helen R. Hoopes, Chairman of Committee on English Dep't. meetings.
No Regents' Meeting Today
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UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Friday, December 18, 1942
KAPPA PHI: The annual Christmas party will be Friday evening at 7 o'clock at 1209 Jenn. St. Eleanor Patty, Publicity Manager.
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