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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1942
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
ADD SOCIETY---dinner guests Sunday were Doradeen Perry, Mrs. Alva B. Perry Coffeyville; and Betty Haney, Brookport, Ill.
(continued from page three) son, Coffeyville; and Dick Driscoll Topeka.
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KAPPA ELSILON
Robert Green went to Boulder, so over the weekend to attend a Kappa Alpha Theta formal at Colorado University. He was accompanied to Denver by Wistar Shreve who spent the weekend there.
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Mrs. L. L. Broughton, sponsor, entertained all the women of the School of Pharmacy at a dessert party at her home, 1101 Ohio, last night. The evening was spent informally with bridge and other games.
ALPHA KAPPA PSI . . .
K. U. DAMES . . .
... will hold a business meeting at 7:30 tonight at the home of Mrs. Eldon Rich, 736 Mississippi, Mrs. William Walker, Mrs. Ernest Carr and Mrs. Campbell Logan are the assistant hostesses.
CORBIN HALL . . .
Saturday dinner guests were Robert Woodson and Charles Schwab both of Manhattan; Mary Lou Nelson, and Pauline Earnheart.
weekend guests were Mrs. R. R.
Omohundro, Wellington, and Lois
Beckoven, Great Bend.
... Charles Ready, Kansas City, will be a dinner guest Wednesday.
...Sunday dinner guests were Everett Dugan, Kansas City, Mo; Robert Strong, Wichita; Mrs. Flora Boynton, Nancy Reed, Mary Lou Shinkle, Jean Born, Estelle Downs, Donald Holman, James Cheney, and Robert Schrenfer.
Guests Thursday will be Mr. and Mrs. James Sandusky, Kansas City, Mo; James Cheney, and Bob Humpbry.
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will have an hour dance tonight.
TEMPLIN HALL . . .
...dinner guests Sunday were Mrs. Virginia Wilder, Bruce Wilder, and Sheila Wilder, Lawrence; Mary Jo Trompeter, Topeka; Bronis Mantius and Fred Smith, U. S. Naval Machinists Mates School; Lois Applegate, John Greer, and Jay D. Farney, all of Langdon; Dorothy Purdy, and Betty Winterscheidt.
...dinner guests Monday were Forrest Jones, Bernard Wolkow, Robert Wolkow, and Jack Plank, all of Jolliffe Hall.
Manager of Kansas Well Log Bureau Here
Mr. H. E. White, of the Kansas geological society, arrived yesterday to spend a few days here at the state survey. Mr. White is the manager of the Kansas well log bureau of the geological society, and travels over the state compiling well logs. These well logs are for the service of oil companies in Kansas, and cover almost all the oil wells in Kansas.
Mr. White is now checking southeastern Kansas. His headquarters are in Wichita, and he attends the state survey about once a month to exchange information of well logs
FOWL QUESTIONS---back. We all must end up at the chopping block. This is life, thinks the turkey, one long agonizing trip from egg to axe.
(continued from page six) in death, reigning over the groaning festive board.
The turkey must think that people are fools. They feed him grain twice a day. They give him a roof for his head and a floor for his feet. And what do they expect of him, thinks the turkey? Nothing. Such naivete is unusual indeed, even in the animal kingdom.
After all, the horse expects to pull the plow. The cow expects to give milk. The dog expects to guard the house nights. The cat expects to catch mice. And what does the turkey expect? The turkey expects to be kept in luxury for the rest of his natural life.
The Turkey Is a Philosopher
But perhaps I am misjudging the turkey. Perhaps the turkey is a philosopher. Perhaps he epects the axe. There the turkey is: expecting to receive the death blow at any instant, eating the food that is given him, enjoying the life that he must lead. Eat, drink, and be merry, thinks the turkey, for tomorrow we die. He lives from day to day, eating his grain, splurging himself in one long bacchanalian orgy, sneering cynically at the trusting world.
The turkey knows in his heart that all is pretense and sham. The smiles of the world are merely to blind one to the axe the world hides behind its
More Gobs Graduate Saturday
The second class of naval machinist mates will graduate from the University Naval Training school Saturday morning, Lt. A. H. Buhl, commanding officer, announced. No elaborate program is being planned as the school will graduate a division every month.
The exercises, open to the public, will probably be held in Hoch auditorium.
The graduating division is on guard duty this week and will have no liberty, but a Thanksgiving program consisting of music and boxing will be given for the sailors Thursday evening in Hoch auditorium.
Thanksgiving day at the school will be a regular working day with he exception of a turkey dinner.
The Most Unkind Cut of All
Yet at the last moment, when the executioner approaches with his razor-sharp hatchet and the turkey finds himself face to face with ghastly death, his philosophic calm and dignity deserts him and he runs gobbling around the yard, his cynicism traded for a last-minute belief in a turkey heaven.
This must be the way a turkey looks at life, with his mind full of doubt and his heart full of hope. I don't think he knows about Thanksgiving, unless someone has been talking out of turn. But the turkey has an awful premonition of some terrible disaster that is to come.
LAWRENCE Business College
Lawrence, Kansas.
Visitors welcome
School at 7th and Louisiana St.
FULLER BRUSHES
Make Attractive and Useful Gifts Call or write Ray Lowry,1233 Oread. Telephone 1902
A Leak In The Bathtub! What Could
Happen Next?
Avoid any uncalled-for injuries to your car by "Winter-Suring" it right away with Cities Service Koolmotor Lubricants.
It Could Be Your Car — And Not Nearly Such An Amusing Situation, Either-
Have it checked at--are making preparations for the practice blackout.
Air Raid Wardens Study for Blackout
A class for the instruction of air raid wardens was begun last night in Marvin hall. The purpose of the class is to provide training for men to take the places of those wardens who are forced to vacate their positions.
This course is planned to be rushed through so that the new wardens will have their training completed by the time of the first practice blackout Dec. 14.
Lawrence civilian defense officials
Dr. Foreman To Continue Internship In Kansas City
Dr. Frank Foreman, who has been an interne for the University health service at Watkins Memorial hospital for the past month, left the University Friday to continue his internship at the University of Kansas hospital in Kansas City. He has been succeeded by Dr. John R. Green from the University of Kansas hospital.
VISIT OREAD BARBER SHOP Close to Brick's 1237 Oread
ROBERTS'
Formal Parties Ate Approaching, So Don't Wait Too Long to Get Your Tuxedo in Spic and Span Appearance. Just--are making preparations for the practice blackout.
Sporting goods, camping equipment,
household items, general hardware
and appliances.
GREEN BROS. HARDWARE
633 Mass. Phone 633
Jewelry and Gift Shop
833 Mass. Phone 827
Latest Used Phonograph Records — Reasonable
JOHNNY'S GRILL
1017½ Mass. Phone 961
Lock and Key Service
Tennis Rackets Re-Strung
Guns and Ammunition
RUTTER'S SHOP
1014 Mass. Phone 319
KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS K.U. 66
Phone 75 NewYork Cleaners Merchants of GOOD APPEARANCE
Money Loaned on Valuables
Unredeemed guns, clothing, for sale
WOLFSON'S
743 Mass. Phone 675
Plain Shampoo and Wave 65c
Oil Shampoo and Wave 80c
Permanent Waves $2.50 and up
Seymour Beauty Shop
1346 Ohio St. Phone 100
FOR PIPES
Look at the ELDRIDGE PHARMACY First.
Wester Collegiate Dictionaries
$3.50 up
KEELER'S BOOK STORE
Phone 33 939 Mass.
Junior Smartness
in
100% Wool Jersey
DRESSES
at
SWOPE'S 943 Mass.
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