HURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1942 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN esearch Paper Soph Classifies Coeds Finds Two Types The way one male sophomore sees it, there are two things sides men running around atop Mt. Oread this season. These ings are (1) plain girls and (2) super girls. Between the two there is a perceptible difference. According a research paper recently submitted for publication by the prementioned sophomore, plain girls are; ones you can't talk in study hell; ones that if* you go out with you are called wolf and if you don't go out with you are anti-social; ones who am about the right size in class, it tower above you on a Sunday night date. They are ones who take most pride in staying up late and ling "dead" all the time; ones whose sweaters bag in the middle; ones who are out of cigarettes, catches or both; ones whose combs, sticks, compacts, and kleenxes make your pockets bag. They are ones with passion for convertibles; they apparently born in a variety of overalls known as blue jeans; those who make "A's" under a male of while you drag down a "C"; ones whose hair looks funny when it runs. All girls are like this, the sophoore has discovered, but some have additional characteristics—attributes they are termed in his researchuper which place them in the spees group, super girls. Such girls are ones who can: drink the same short coke for at least 40 minutes; who agree your football cam got a raw deal; who look like Thats life" is a profound psychological observation every time you try it; who keeps complete lab notes and let you copy them; who haven't card your moron jokes. When you never see much of it at varsity; whom you can just beat ping pong; who habitually go onets at the end of the month whenonawance is depleted; whofollow a definite policy with fingernailolish—they either wear it or theyon't. In an optomistic paragraph theoph's report states that with concentrated effort any "plain girl" may develop these endearing characteristics and push her way into the super girl' group. ery Studies Water Supply Dr. John Frye, of the State Geological Survey, has just returned from a two weeks field investigation of ground water in northwestern Kansas. Dr. Frye's chief work was collecting data for water supplies or air bases to be built in Thomas county. ROCK CHALK TALK--we en. Shears went home last weekend, probably not fully realizing that it was Hallow'een. When Shears returned, he found his car missing. Anxiously he began his search. At last he discovered his Willys in the basement of the house, in the jinx room and on the stage. Painted on the side of the car was "15f today special," and palm leaves were sticking out of every window. Investigate Ground Water Conversion To Aid in War Work A. G. Feilder, assistant chief of the ground water division of the US Geological Survey, spent the past two days here conferring on the conversion of ground-water investigation into war work. Mr. Feidier talked with Dr. John Frye and S.W. Lohman of the State Survey and with Ogden Jones and Lewis Young of the state board of health. Ground water work in the state is done with the cooperation of the state board of health, the state survey and the federal survey. Jayhawker Magazine Makes Debut Mondav Mr. Feidler has been to several states previous to his visit here. He is on his way to Washington from Lawrence. (continued from page six) Monday is the new date set for distribution of the Jayhawker magazine, according to Spencer Burtis, editor, who said that the postponements in publication were caused by labor shortages in the printing house. The magazines will be distributed Monday through Thursday of next week from 1:30 p.m. to 5 p.m. at the WSGA book exchange in the basement of the Memorial Union building. ARABIAN ATMOSPHERE-we en. Shears went home last weekend, probably not fully realizing that it was Hallow'een. When Shears returned, he found his car missing. Anxiously he began his search. At last he discovered his Willys in the basement of the house, in the jinx room and on the stage. Painted on the side of the car was "15f today special," and palm leaves were sticking out of every window. (continued from page one) Miss Ashcraft, Bachmann, and the Choir are all scheduled to appear on this number. The Modern Choir will then sign and although their number will not be announced until later, they promise a surprise. Christmas Finale Finale of the show will be centered around the piece, "White Christmas." Miss Ashcraft, the orchestra, and the choir will all be presented in this number, Miss Edith Ann Fleming, director of the show, said today. She is assisted by Bill Kelly. Purchase of an admission ticket to (continued from page six) round, now have a black persian cat. The title bestowed on the cat is general Timoshenko. The Sigma Nu's feel that the two have something in common, since they both kill rats. $$ * * * * * $$ Bob Shears, Phi Gam, will not feel like leaving the house next Hallowe'en. $$ * * * * * $$ It is, no doubt, purely coincidental that Scotty Knox, Bob Miller, and Don Nigg inhabit the basement room near the point where the car was found. Shears managed to get the car back out on the street, but did some damage to the house. I keep worrying about this G. R. E. V. V. D. deal. What does it mean? The A. O. Pi's, who have been having more than a little trouble getting their members up in the mornings, have at last hit upon a solution. members up in the mornings. Instead of the usual calling, the pledges simply go down and buzz the actives phone signals. Fearing to miss an important call, the actives speedily get up. the Prom will entitle the purchaser to attend the show. Admission price for the evening's activities, which include the stage show, a carnival, and a dance played by Bachmann, is 20 cents, with the evening scheduled to start at 8 p.m. in Hoch. WARTIME TRAINING--morning will include Dr. F. O. Russell, professor of education, who will answer the question, "What Can the Volunteer Do in the War Effort Through Adult Education?" (continued from page one) these two types of education conflict as little as possible. At the same time, we as Americans must be true to our educational ideals, for in a rapidly changing world, what is practical today may be impractical tomorrow. The jobs needing large numbers of worker now, may be crowded in the future and many men will then be forced to change their occupations, Dean Lawson explained. GRADUATION---morning will include Dr. F. O. Russell, professor of education, who will answer the question, "What Can the Volunteer Do in the War Effort Through Adult Education?" (continued from page one) as the church choir for chapel services. Two Jayhawkers who will finish the pre-flight training later are Hubert McCall, who was in the Oakland Naval hospital with a case of poison oak got while on a weekend hike, and Wallace Trued, who was ill in the hospital with ear trouble. PORTER LECTURER--morning will include Dr. F. O. Russell, professor of education, who will answer the question, "What Can the Volunteer Do in the War Effort Through Adult Education?" (continued from page one) controllable diseases that are allowed to ravage China because of the lack of funds, doctors, and equipment. "Every inch of the soil in China is contaminated because of poor sanitary conditions." the doctor explained. "There are no sewers and the Chinese peple do not get fresh vegetables and fruits because all their food must be cooked." Water is sold by coolies who walk around with push carts containing water from a well outside the city. China has no fuel and citizens keep bundled up in woollen wrappers throughout the cold weather. Japan Will Try To Rule World The last slide in the series was a quotation from the Tanaka Memorial an article written in Japan which was discovered although the Japanese wished it kept secret. It stated how Japan intended to conquer Mongolia and Manchuria, then China, Europe and Asia, and in ten years would rule the world. "I was in Japan only two weeks." Dr. McQuarrie said, "but, I wish to leave this impression. If we win the war, the Chinese numbering over 400,000,000 will be receptive to receive the kind of world order we have. Many of their practices today are democratic. Japan never will accept our order because they have been taught and believe in the dictatorial attitude they are showing." (continued from page one) be the speaker of the meeting. Catharina Fruin, junior in physical education, and Evelyn Sikes, college senior, will present a Dutch dance. Group singing of K. U. and popular songs will be led by E. Thayer Gaston, associate professor of education and public school music, with Clayton Krehbiel, pianist. FACULTY MEMBERS--morning will include Dr. F. O. Russell, professor of education, who will answer the question, "What Can the Volunteer Do in the War Effort Through Adult Education?" There will be a special table for governors at the dinner at which Alf. M. Landon and Walter Huxman, ex-governors; Payne H. Ratner, present governor; and Andrew Schoeppel, governor-elect, will be seated. A past president's table for former presidents of the alumni association will be set for Justice Walter C. Thiel, Hugo T. Wedell, Oscar S. Stauffer, Bruce Hurd, and Mr. Chester Woodward. Russell on Round Table. Round table speakers Saturday Henry Shenk, instructor in physical education, is chairman of the health and physical education division. Miss Ruth Hoover, assistant professor of physical education, will speak on "The Physical Fitness Program at the University of Illinois" during the women's physical education session. Mrs. Domenico Gagliardo, chairman of the Douglas county Junior Red Cross, will head an informal demonstration of Junior Red Cross work at the art round table. Lind Talks on Latin Miss Joie Stapleton, assistant professor of physical education, will lead a discussion group at the session. Miss Winnie Lowrance of the University High School will lead a discussion at the Latin round table and L. R. Lind, assistant professor of Latin and Greek, will speak on "Latin in the Kansas High School." Miss Ruth Lichen of University High School will serve as discussion leader at the social studies round table. Prof. Tell Ertlie will discuss field problems in engineering that can be used as illustrative examples in the classroom at the mathematics round table. Dr. Bert A. Nash, professor of education, will also be a discussion leader at the session on mental hygiene and learning at the same hour. Wishitsa graduates from the University. Wichita speakers from the University faculty will include E. C. Buehler, professor of speech, who will report on "The Survey of the Teaching of Debate in the High Schools and the University of Kansas," and Miss Margaret Anderson, associate professor of speech and drama, who will address the speech session on "Remedial Reading in the Speech Education Program." LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Visitors welcome School at 7th & Louisiana St. J. W. Twente, professor of education, and Miss Mary A. Grant, associate professor of Latin and Greek, will speak to the Salina convention tomorrow. Dean Twente will deliver an address on "Schools Meet Present Needs" at the Senior High School session, and will give a second address to the rural and third class city high school session on "Education, Here and Now." Professor Grant will lecture on "Ostia and Herculaneum," ancient Roman cities, at the Latin and modern languages session. Dean Twente will also speak to the Hays convention at the junior-senior high school and college sessions tomorrow. WANT ADS VISIT OREAD BARBER SHOP Close to Brick's 1237 Oread KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS K.U.66 Jewelry and Gift Shop 833 Mass. Phone 827 ROBERTS' Sporting goods, camping equipment, household items, general hardware and appliances. GREEN BROS. HARDWARE 633 Mass. Phone 631 LOST: A Joe Jeep hat in Hoch Friday. If found please return to 1017 Indiana or call 3145. 32-29 LOST: Medium size slide rule in leather case between Library and Law Building. If found return to Jack Wood. Phone 497. Reward. 33-29 WANTED: Colored boy or older man for part-time work in kitchen. High school boy could take job. Call 721 and ask for Trower. 31-28 LOST: Wrist watch and gold ring in Robinson Gymnasium Friday. Please return. Very liberal reward. Mike O'Donnell, 957. 30-28 Latest Used Phonograph Records — Reasonable JOHNNY'S GRILL 1017½ Mass. Phone 967 Lock and Key Service Tennis Rackets Re-Strung Guns and Ammunition RUTTER'S SHOP 1014 Mass. Phone 319 Money Loaned on Valuables Unredeemed guns, clothing, for sale WOLFSON'S 743 Mass. Phone 675 Plain Shampoo and Wave 65c Oil Shampoo and Wave 80c Permanent Waves $2.50 and up Seymour Beauty Shop 1346 Ohio St. Phone 100 FOR PIPES Look at the ELDRIDGE PHARMACY First. Wester Collegiate Dictionaries $3.50 up KEELER'S BOOK STORE Phone 33 939 Mass. Junior Smartness in 100% Wool Jersey DRESSES at SWOPE'S 943 Mass. 6