TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1942 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN Announce Results of First English Tests One hundred twenty-four students passed the first English proficiency examination given Oct. 3, John B. Virtue, professor of English, revealed today. The examination must be pass by college juniors and seniors before enrolling in the last 24 hours of college courses. Three more examinations will be given this year. The names of those passing are: Klaus Abegg, Nancy Abel, Frances Clare Abts, Louise Alderman, Val Jean Ashby, Shirley Bayles, Lois Blackburn, Ruth Anna Bovaird, James E. Boyce, Johnette Bradley, James E. Bridgens, Grace Brooks, Gary Burchfield, Betty Laurida Amke, Betty Zoe Burr, J. Walker Bittin, Magaret Butler, Don Carlos, James Barton Chandler, Robert L. Coleman, Glenna Dare Creech, Keith Criswell, Wayne A. Culver, Olga Jewell Davis. Peggy Davis, Mary Ann Deckert, Mary Louise Dillenback, Mary Donovan, Paula Dunn, Marjorie Evans, Dale Ewing, Wilbur Dean Geeding. Robert Outhwaite Gibbon, Betty Jo Glanville, Judsoa E. Goodrich, Eileen Griffits, James E. Gunn, Jaunita Victoria Hall, Dorothy Harkness, Tom Harmon, Charlotte Anne Hart, Elwyn Henry, Marian Ruth Heperworth, J. Scott Hookins, Dan Huebet, Dean Huebert, James R. Hull, Charles A. Hunter, Harriett Hutchison. Alice E. Pruitt Ivy, Donna Claire Jackson, Maurice Harry Jennison, Roberta F. Johnson, Phyllis Jones. Betty Lee Kalis, Pierre M. Kimball, Sam Knieale, Stanton Kreider, John H. Krcamer, Martha Lee Kuersteiner, Doris Larson, Findley Law, Dale Lemon, Alexander William Leo, Lyn O. Liton, Antonio Fernando Lulli, Emma June Mack. Terence Joseph Magrath, Grace McCandless, Margaret Ann McConnell, Alice McDonnell, Virginia McGill, Walter L. McVey, Mansfield Miller, M. D. Morris, Jean Myers. Ann Lee Nelson, Bentley A. Nelson, Gust H. Nelson, John Harvey Nesselrode, Lucy Jane Nunn, Michael O'Donnell, Dean G. Ostrum, Bertha May Patterson, Jill Peck, Kathryn Pees, Eloise Penner, Wilda Frances Perkins, Stephen R. Phelps, Dick Pierce, Jean Estes MEDIC TEAM---it had been filled but once when Notre Dame played here. John Moore Co-op on field 4, and Triangle and Jolliffe Hall on field 5. On Thursday, Beta Theta Pi will face Delta Tau Delta in what should prove to be a decisive victory with Short, Pierce, O'Neal, Hall, Hartley, and Diehl scheduled to be prominent in Beta action. (continued from page five) John Moore Co-op on field 4, and Triangle and Jolliffe Hall on field 5. Fhi Kappa Psi should also have a comparatively easy game Thursday when they play Templin Hall. The Phi Psi's have one of the hardest, toughest teams in competition this year, and should be hard to stop. Remaining Thursday games include Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. Sigma Nu on field 2, Delta Upsilon vs. Sigma Alpha Epsilon on field 3, Theta Tau vs. Kappa Sig on field 4, and Sigma Phi Epsilon vs. Pflugerville on field 6. Popham, Mary Alice Pringle, Marian Ransom, Nicholas Torrance Redeye, Grosvenor G. Roberts, Nancy K. Robertson, Carol Louise Robinson, Robert Dale Robinson, Warren A Rugan and Shirley Rausch. James Sandell, Sarajane Sandusck, Myron Sewell, Ellen Shattuck, Juanta Sheridan, Dean Sims. Ed- ward Sims, Edward H. Sondlerk, Don ald Stallad, Annette Steinle, Dona Jean Stember, Margaret Jane Stites, Richard Strawn, John Streck, Jo Ann Teed, Dana Adolph Tompkins, Rilla Ann Townsend, Frank B. Tyler, Mary Ward, Glennie Jean Waters, Ronald E. Wilbur, Helen Wilkins, Edwin Windler, John L. Yarnell. 'WHY?' ASKS ALUMNI--it had been filled but once when Notre Dame played here. (continued from page four) castle toward the University's Memorial stadium: "Nestled down on the foot of picturesque old Mt. Oread on the banks of the muddy river Kaw in Lawrence is chained a white elephant the proportions of which will never be attained in the Big Six again. It is Memorial Stadium, the million dollar baby drawing the 5 and 10-cent crowds. The Lawrence lemon naturally has panned out just like the Lawrence teams." "Our stadium cost closer to half-a-million dollars than to a million," said Dr. Allen. "However, it is little wonder that our stadium must seem magnificent when compared to the stable-like athletic plant in which the Oklahoma gridiron squad perfoms." "As for our failure to draw crowds to our games," Allen pointed out, "let Mr. Cronley note there is no poorer drawing card in the Big Six than the Oklahoma squad here at Lawrence. Local people just don't care to see them play." Rendiates Figures Allen also repudiated Cronley's figures showing that the stadium would hold 42,000 persons, and that "The stadium will hold 36,387 admissions," Allen stated. "Nor was it filled for the Notre Dame game. The Missouri University squad once drew a considerably larger crowd to the stadium than did the Irish." It is quite apparent that Cronley did not bother to check his figures before making his charges. Allen said. Said Cronley in his column: "It missed (the stadium) because the team missed. They've been missing for many years now, and no prospect of improvement." Said Dr. Allen: "I should like to point out to Cronley that this 'missing team has been strong enough to defeat the 'mighty' Sooners three times since 1930, tie them once, and give them plenty of close games. Growing Pains "Oklahoma did not have any more than Kansas in the way of football until they hired Biff Jones and he interested wealthy alumni in subsidizing a team," Allen continued. "I repeat, Oklahoma is suffering from growing pains and an illusion of Southwest conference, and has caught the contegious spirit of subsidization. She refuses to admit that she is in actuality out of the area of emphasized football." "Yes, Oklahoma has looked good in conference football," Allen admitted. "However, look what happens when she steps out of the conference against opposition with the same athletic policies in bowl games. Both Missouri and Cklahona have met repeated defeats." To illustrate his point Cronley's column contained a cartoon of Memorial stadium, with the teams scrimmaging on the gridiron, one spectator sitting on the home-side of the field and shouting "Rah," and another solitary spectator on the other side booing. "Oklahoma scribes should not get too cocky," declared Dr. Allen. "It looks this year as though Oklahoma is definitely on the downgrade, and they began showing signs of that fall last year." "When Jayahaws lose, we have no wealthy alumni to explain to," the On The Downgrade physical education chairman stated. "When the Sooners lose, what are they going to tell those oil men who spent hundreds of dollars on the promise of receiving a winning gridiron team?" Oklahoma writers like to refer to Kansas. Kansas State and Iowa State as the Little Three. I prefer to call us the Little-Pocketbook-Three," said Dr. Allen. In his column in regard to the Kansas coaching situation, Cronley declared: "Kansas hasn't been without top-ranking coaches, and it has one of the better teachers today in likeable, scholarly Uncle Gwinn Henry." "It is no reflection upon Uncle Gwinn to state the only apparent solution to the dolrums down on the Kaw probably is hiring one of Kansas' own young heroes, a Bausch, a Miller, or an Evans. Armed, of course, with whole hearted backing, from finances on up through the maze of politics." “There,” declared Dr. Allen, “is a perfect description of football at Norman—where it is a business not a sporting venture. Where politics means more than the building up of young men. That is what will kill football—one of the greatest of all sports.” Summarized Cronley: "Henry has Evans this year, Evans has Henry—and don't push—that big white elephant has 42,000 seats." "Actually it costs KU more money to play a game on its own field. Not even th wizardry of KU's basketball overlord, old Doc Allen, can stand the strain of such a load as that." "It's awfully nice for Cronley to worry about me," replied the good doctor, "but I think we have been standing the load in pretty fair shape, and in actuality Kansas football is much healthier than Oklahoma's. Professionalism is a cancer that kills." WANT ADS LOST, strayed, or stolen. Black battered billfold containing driver's license and draft registration card of Raymond Keroher. (Meager reward). Phone 1221. 25-25 LOST: Tan gaberdine jacket. Rayon lined. Zipper front. Possibly left in Fraser Hall about two weeks ago. Reward. Notify Kansan office. 24-25 LOST: Corduroy coat Thursday morning. Probably in 101 Snow. Reward for return to Bob Brown. Phone 628. 22-24 LOST: Gold band, Lancet wrist watch. Lost near Robinson Gym. Substantial reward. Clyde Allphin. Phone 348. 21-27 PERSONS wanting car rides to Kansas City leaving Saturday noon and returning Sunday evening call Howard Gloyne. Phone 1627, evenings after 6 p.m. 20-25 LOST: Gold and Brown Parker Automatic pencil. Tue. night, Oct. 20. Bob H. Harris engraved on lower part. Call 2842. Reward 19-24 WILL Person who found billfold belong to Charles Paulette please return papers? Reward. Phone 1617. 23-24 FOR RENT OR LEASE: The Cottage, 1144 Indiana. Good business opportunity. Call S. C. 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