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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 1942
To Announce Casualties Atop Mt. (Censored)
(By television to the UDK)
Somewhere in Kansas, March 27.—A communique from the Student forces at the University of (Censored) disclosed today that a blazing battle is raging atop Mt. (Censored).
Wih the coming of the mid-semester season, the Faculty launched their large-scale offensive, which experts and commentators predicted last fall. Since final week, in January, the Students have been taking it comparatively easy, limiting their activities mostly to a holding action, with occasional skirmishes against minor for- ays by the Faculty troops. broadcast
General Knowledge, and hi siide Major Subject, in an enemy broadcast heard here early this morning, expressed concern over the closeness of the struggle. These two have ruled Mt. (CENSORED) with an iron hand, ever since the House of Knowledge, and its allies, the Courses of College, successfully stormed and won the Hill generations ago.
Faculty Holds On
The Student armies have waged constant warfare to capture them, but these two forces, led by the General, and Major Subject, have managed to keep a firm grip on their ancestral estates overlooking the (CENSORED) river.
The leaders of the Student army, according to usually reliable sources, say that Commando raids against Faculty-held strongholds have been highly successful, and that apparently the main body of Student troops is also successfully accomplishing its assignments.
In a morale-building program
broadcast from the front lines last night, Joe College was presented as being a typical Student soldier. Joe's family has been vassal to the Courses of College for centuries.
Joe Expresses Optimism
Joe escaped from College (capital of the country of the same name), and now is fighting in the Student army. Asked his outlook on present major offensive launched by the Faculty, Joe said, "I tink we'll whup 'em. Dey ain't so tough, and wid all of us pullin' toedder, dey ain't got a chance. We'll moide de bums."
Student leaders echoed Joe's optimism expressing confidence that their army would come through successful, although nothing definite will be known before sometime next month. The extent of the tool among the Student troops has not been mentioned in any of the communiques from the general headquarters. It has been announced, however, that a list of casualties is being prepared, and will be released within the next couple of weeks.
News From Page One---morning from 8 to 8:20 a.m. in the chapel of Myers hall.
E. STANLEY JONES--morning from 8 to 8:20 a.m. in the chapel of Myers hall.
Convocation speaker Friday will be Dr. Mark A. Dauber, executive secretary of the home missions council, Federal Council of Churches. Dauber is an authority on rural churches and has written a book entitled, "Rebuilding Rural America."
Easter Sunday will find students who stay on the Hill attending "The Terrible Meek," a one-act play by Charles Rann Kennedy, which will be presented by the dramatic club at 7 p.m. in Fraser theater. The cast includes Connie Moses, college sophomore; Joe Nelson, college freshman; and George Grinrod, college junior.
250 STUDENTS---sent after-dinner speeches. The play, "Mrs. Moonlight," by Benn Wolf Levy, will be presented in the little theater in Green hall following the banquet by a cast of University students and faculty members. Dancing in the Union ballroom will follow the play.
Memorial Union building. Following the banquet contestants will present after-dinner speeches. The play, "Mrs. Moonlight," by Benn Wolf Levy, will be presented in the little theater in Green hall following the banquet by a cast of University students and faculty members. Dancing in the Union ballroom will follow the play.
To Get Certificates
Groups entering the festival events will be graded and ranked into five divisions. Those being classed in the two top positions will receive certificates of award presented by the student activities association. Judges of the contests will be members of the faculty of the department of speech and drama.
Schools attending the festival are Eudora, De Sota, Lansing, Hamilton, Linwood, Lyndon, Oskaloosa, Overbrook, Perry, Rossville, Stanley, Bonner Springs, Holton, Paola, Rosedale, Atchison, Catholic High School
of Topeka, Lawrence, Ottawa, Shawnee Mission at Merriam, Wyandotte of Kansas City, and Haskell.
CALISTHENICS----
pating in the class will be expected to attend regularly. A member will be dropped from enrollment after two consecutive cuts or a total of three cuts.
Watermulder pointed out that this type of class is an experiment which takes the place of compulsory physical education, a popular movement at the present among American colleges and universities. He also indicated that compulsory physical training at the University next fall was a definite possibility.
All enrollees in the class are urged to purchase their towel cards at the business office before Monday, and also to bring their gym clothes when they report at Robinson gymnasium for the first meeting of the class Monday afternoon.
HILL HOUSES----
Moore Co-op, Lloyd Fairbanks; Rock Chalk Co-op, Jack Werts; Alpha Chi Omega, Kathryn Bonewits; Carruth hall, Dick Mankin; Watkins hall, Leora Adams; Gamma Phi Beta, Shirley Henry; Kaw Koettes, Marjory Myers; Corbin hall, Janie Lorimer; Tau Kappa Epsilon, Dean Mitchelson.
Sigma Phi Epsilon, James Beers; Sigma Chi, Art Dekker; Phi Gamma Delta, Bob Miller; Chi Omega, Nadine Fox; Delta Gamma, June Ham-
All captains are requested to meet at 4:30 p.m. Monday in the Kansas room of the Memorial Union building. Details and procedure of the contest will be outlined and discussed.
mett; Alpha Kappa Alpha, Vedrene
Ooerrie;s Beta Theta Pi, Harry Walton;
Delta Tau Delta, Jim Maloney;
Kappa Sigma, Warren Harwood;
Delta Upsilon, Laird Campbell;
Kappa Eta Kappa, Burt Larson; and
Theta Tau, Charles Paulette.
Other organized houses are expected to enter in the next few days. The contest officially began last Monday and will close April 25.
Millstadt, Ill. — (UP) — Mr. and Mrs. Louis Logner of Millstadt have been divorced for the third time in 16 years. The couple married first in 1923 and obtained the first divorce in 1926. They repeated the operation twice, getting their third divorce March 4, 1942.
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Navy Men Plan K.U. Squadron
Three officers of the Navy, Lieut. Virgil F. Halliburton, Lieut. J. M Ranney, and Lieut. G. R. Van Arsdale have spent today in interviewing students of the University who are interested in the Flying Jayhawk Squadron now being planned by the Naval Air Corps.
The officers were in the Chancellor's office today to interview a large number of students. Although enlistments are not being taken yet for the squadron, the officers are endeavoring to answer all questions of students and to spread the word of the plans.
Two students, Joe Brown, College junior, and Bob Lee, College freshman, have been selected by the Navy as information men. They will be informed of all new developments in the plans for the Jayhawk Squadron and the officers request that students interested in the program being planned keep in touch with Brown and Lee.
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