WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19.1941
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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Freshmen Need Not Tremble Advice on Advisers
Well, well so the innumerable coke dates, beer-busts, bull-sessions, poker parties, and Kansas City weekends are at last coming to a head! We hear that the freshmen and sophomores have been advised that they should be advised sometime between Nov. 19-25. They'll no doubt remember the "swell guy" who helped them enroll and now they've got to go see him about one or two or three of those bare-footed 'E's'. (F to you.)
Some of the oldsters will remember the time when they went to Snow hall to see Professor Horr or to Fraser to see Professor Hankins or to the language office to be advised by Poessor Carmen. So it goes. Walk in, be scared to death, and sit down after the adviser has asked you twice to do so. Say something about "I'm kinda sure you want to see me," think about fifteen minutes for just one word to say. You'll find it useless. When a quotation from True Story comes to your mind you find it's too late because he's leafing through a card index for a name that sounds a lot like yours. How'd he know your name? Maybe you told him. Maybe that was what you were mumbling when you sat down!
So he finds our card, so what! What do wou mean, so what?
Kansan Ranks Third In Editorial Contest
Held in the Roosevelt hotel in New Orleans, the convention ran from Nov. 12 to 17.
Verdun Daste and K. W. Davidson, instructors of journalism, Charles Pearson, and Stan Stauffer, returned Monday from the national convention of Sigma Delta Chi, honorary professional journalism fraternity, bringing the news that the University Daily Kansan had been awarded third place among the nation's college papers in the editorial writing division of the national Sigma Delta Chi contest.
The K.U. chapter of the fraternity was ranked eleventh among 25 entries in the chapter efficiency contest, finishing ahead of the chapters from such outstanding journalism departments as those of the universities of Missouri, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Ohio State College.
Davidson gave a speech before the convention on Thursday on "Undergraduate Chapters and Their Relation with Professional Members." Both Davidson and Stauffer served on convention committees, Stauffer heading the constitution and by-laws committee and serving on the publications committee, and Davidson serving on the awards committee.
W.S.G.A. Gives $100 To Forums Board; Meets With M.S.C.
The Women's Self-Governing Association voted at its meeting last night to appropriate $100 to the Forums board. Also the W.S.G.A. decided to continue its practice of taking care of registration for Homecoming Day.
After its brief business session in the Pine room of the Memorial Union building, W.S.G.A. held a joint meeting with the Men's Student Council.
There will be no regular meeting of me. W.S.G.A. next week.
You're still scared to death. He looks a lot bigger than he did when you enrolled. If that's a Phi Beta Kappa key, you don't know the difference because you never heard of such a thing, but you sure wish that it would quit shining in your eye. So you move your chair, at the same time kicking the prof and when the excursion is over you find out that you've just flunked half your hours and had better drop the other half so that you can get better grades in the first half. All this leaves you in an uproar and you write home and want to know what to do. We hope that your old man didn't go on the Hill in his day, or he'll tell exactly what to do and quickly. Just remember the Maine, it was all wet too after the darned thing was sunk. (There is no insinuation here that you're sunk.)
You leave his office. You're hungry. But, kid, that ain't from lack of food. That's mental starvation and you know it. Better go back to the house and drag out the old milk bottle and jam. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of little Homer because it's now or never. Just remember that all the profs on the Hill are really on your side.
happenings on the hill
Clark Motts, Battenfeld hall's proctor, is a proven famer. Uncle Sam's mail brought a card to him with a clipping on the back held in place by transparent tape. The clipping was from a paper about ten years back and gave evidence that Clark had been very active in the organization known as the Future Farmers of America.
Monday's strikers stormed Fraser to break up classes and hit an air-pocket. Miss Laird, professor of English, met them at the door of her classroom with both dukes up and swinging. They left, later came back. This time she picked them off as they came in, not with her fists but with erasers. K.U. fighting spirit!
The economic department's Blaine Grimes entered into the spirit of events Monday so whole-heartedly that he found himself in the parade downtown, chanting, pushing and being pushed. Suddenly it dawned upon him that he was missing his 11:30 class in economics. That's a study for Professor Wheeler! Or the business school!
The four Co-ops on the Hill went spreeing last night at the downtown skating rink. All rights are reserved as to what happened.
Lenny (Bates) Zelinskas, pre-med from Cleveland, Ohio, leaves the Hill at 7 p.m. tonight for that part of the country and his local draft board. An outstanding intramural footballer and horseshoe pitcher, plus an occasional outburst of his native language, all go to make up his personality.
Dean Swarthout reminded all members of his A Cappella Choir that yelling at Saturday's game might ruin a future John McCormick and suggested that instead of yelling they wave white hankies. It would have at least saved Joanne Fronkier's voice. She is still so hoarse that she can hardly whistle.
Lawrence Observes National Art Week
Lawrence is one of nine Kansas cities presenting exhibitions of work by state artists as participation in National Art Week.
Organizations and clubs in communities throughout the state have arranged displays to bring examples of American art to the attention of the people and to honor the work of local artists.
Governor Payne Ratner issued a proclamation to the people of Kansas declaring the week of Nov. 17-23 as Art Week and calling upon the citizens to devote this time to the encouragement of artistic development in Kansas.
Exhibitions are open in cities in every state in the union and in Kansas at Topeka, Wichita, Pratt, Winfield, Manhattan, Lawrence, Leavenworth, Pittsburg, and Concordia.
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Brown leather strap. Gold case.
Between Snow hall and auditorium,
Monday night. Call 3234. Reward!
991-49
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LOST: A red and black Sheaffer's pen with the name Helen K. Moore. Finder please call 731. Reward. 987-48
FOR RENT: Five-room, strictly modern, furnished apartment. December 1. To Adults. Frigidaire, garage. Inquire $823 \frac{1}{2}$ Mo. 985-51
LOST: Saturday night. Alpha Delta Pi pin. Return to Marilyn Duncan, 1247 Tenn. Phone 1149-J. Reward. 984-51
HOUSE FOR SALE — Five-room modern bungalow with enclosed sleeping porch. 800 Arkansas. Phone 1736. 981-47.
Classified Ads
Office, Phone 570, $945\frac{1}{2}$ Mass.
DR. C. F. O'BRYON Dentist
Webster Collegiate Dictionaries
$3.50
Residence, Phone 1956, 1321 Tenn.
KEELER'S BOOK STORE
Phone 33 939 Mass.
They repair all kinds of leather and canvas goods, waterproof leather soles, ladies heel caps, 10c up, water-proofing that shines, oils, soaps, luggage, handles, furs, jackets, coats, golf bags, repaired chokeless dog harness, collars etc.
AT THE WONDER SHOP 719 Mass.
KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS
Call at 719 Mesa
100 Sheets Stationery, 50 Envelopes
Name Imprinted
$1.10
DALE PRINT SHOP
1035 Mass.
FUNK'S MORTUARY and CHAPEL Ambulance Service Phone 119
ROCK CHALK 12th & Oread
Meals Sandwiches
Fountain Service
Under Student Management
RADIOS. LIGHT BULBS Steak Fry Equipment, Household Gift Items, Electric Appliances.
GREEN BROS. HARDWARE 633 Mass. Phone 631
Money Loaned on Valuables Unredeemed guns, clothing, for sale
WOLFSON'S
743 Mass. Phone 675
SHIMMONS SHOP
Plumbing. Heating. Wiring Repair work a specialty 020
929 Mass. St.
Marion Rice Dance Studio
Private Lessons in Ballroom Dancing
9271½ Mass. St.
Latest Used Phonograph Records — Reasonable
JOHNNY'S GRILL
1017 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. Phone 961
Lock and Key Service Tennis Rackets Re-Strung Guns and Ammunition RUTTER'S SHOP 1014 Mass. Phone 319
Hotel Eldridge Barber Shop
PADDLES
Paul H. Friend. Lumber Phone 42 1030 Mass. St
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Sweaters and Skirts
SWOPE'S 943 Mass.
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FOR PIPES
Look at the ELDRIDGE PHARMACY First.
ROBERTS'
Jewelry and Gift Shop 833 Mass. Phone 827
BURGERT'S
Shoe Service
1113 Mass. St. Phone 141
If You Miss Mom's Baking Come to BAKER'S BAKERY for rolls, pies, doughnuts, bread 1107 Mass. Open 'till 9 week-day eve, 'till 8 on Sunday
DUSTY RHODES DRIVE IN For Good Food Open All Night
110 W. 7th
Phone 2059
NOLL OPTICAL CO.
8391/2 Mass. Over Royal Shoe Store
Res. Ph. 1312R Office Phone 979
Glasses Fitted Eyes Examined Broken Lenses Duplicated
Reliable Radio Service
TAXI
Hunsinger's
920-22 Mass.
Phone 12
Meet your pals at THE ARROWS Sandwiches, Beet. Fountain 1031 Mass.
Typewriters We have complete typewriter service.
Sales, Rentals, Cleaning and Repairing.
Lawrence Typewriter Exchange 735 Mass. Phone 548
HIXON'S
721 Mass.
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