ER 14, 1941
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14.1941
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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All Fine Arts Combine for Music Vesper
Organizations of the School of Fine Arts will combine Sunday afternoon to present the seventieth all-musical vespers program in Hoch Auditorium at 4 o'clock.
The University Symphony Orchestra, under the direction of Karl Kuersteiner; an ensemble of three grand pianos; the University Men's Glee Club, directed by Joseph Wilkins; the A Capella Choir; a string quartet; and vocal selections by Joseph Wilkins will be included in the all-in-one concert.
Opening the program, the orchestra will play "Symphony No. 6, Pathetique" (Tschaikowsky). Wilkins will sing a tenor solo "Dai Campi" from "Mefistofele" (Boito) accompanied by Waldemar Geltch, first violin; Eugene Ninger, second violin; Karl Kuersteiner, viola; Raymond Stuhl, first cello; John Ehrlich, second cello; Jean Turnquill, contra bass; and Laurel Everette Anderson, organ.
"Toccata in F Major" (J. S. Bach) will be the number presented by Ruth Orcutt, Allie Merle Conger, and Carl A. Preyer in a three piano selection. The Men's Glee Club will then sing "Turn Ye To Me" (Scotch folk song) in which Deane Tack, junior, will have a tenor solo. The second number by the Glee Club will be "The Scissors Grinder" (Flemish folk song arranged by Jungst.)
Last section of the program will be presented by the A Capella Choir. Selections will be "Thine Is the Greatness" (Bortniansky), "Go, Lovely Rose" (Eric Thiman), and "Sunrise" (Taneyef). The concert is open to the public without charge.
A string quartet composed of Waldemar Geltch, first violin; Eugene Nininger, second violin; Karl Kuersteiner, viola; and Raymond Stuhl, cello, will present the "Allegro ma non troppo" from "Quartette—Op. 96" (A. Dvorak).
High School Band Day to Be Nov. 22, 30 May Take Part
Russell L. Wiley, band director, today announced that Nov. 22. Homecoming day, will also serve as "High School Band Day."
Bands of nearby high schools have already been requested to cooperate, Wiley said. Between 25 and 30 organizations are expected to take part in the event.
The bands will parade down Massachusetts street at 10:30 a.m., Wiley said. They will also take part in the pre-game ceremonies at the football stadium that afternoon.
Advise Whiskers, Garlic For Shy Males
By DEAN SIMS
Editor's Note—This is a comeback to Lile Jean Doughman's article, "Foil Him in the Clinch," which appeared in Wednesday's Kansan.
Oh, so we males are the good-night clinch offenders, eh? Who says so in this modern age?
You're pretty old-fashioned if you still think that woman are shy. These '41 femmes vie for top honors when it comes to beginning the historical parting embrace on the front steps. Reminisce with me a minute, men, and you'll agree:
It's a clear, cool, star-studded and moonlight-flooded night, 12:29 a.m. to be exact. You are bringing home the blind date your "best friend" fixed you up with. Oh-h-h, how could a friend do a thing like this to his buddha!
friend do a thing like this to his buddy!
Anyway, you are escorting Miss Blind Date up the steps to the door. Suddenly she stops, whirls around, grabs you by the shoulders and cos under your nose.
"Hank (you are Hank), I had the most wonderful time—every minute of this evening has been like a dream. Oh, Hank . . .." Here she pauses, throws back her head and puckers up.
Some Men Faint
You are befuddled. If you're the nervous type, you will be panic-stricken and faint. Most guys just resign themselves and give her a little peck. But you just sweat and gulp. "I shore had a nice time. Thanks a lot for goin'. So long," Then like a charcoal mark you streak off in the moonlight.
Miss Blind Date charges up the steps to the door alone, flings it open, stomps in, slams it, and begins to swear (they do, you know). Her evening is ruined.
Naturally all of us have found ourselves in Hank's predicament at one time or another. I think we all agree that it's pretty shocking to our constitutions, this revolutionary change of who-kisses-who affairs. Many of we guys still have ethics, and this good-night clinch is a bit sacred. Why, when things like this get out of control . .
O. K. men, what are we going to do about it?
Try a Dead Fish
There are in my mind, three simple precautionary measures that any of us can use with a minimum of effort.
The first is a rather nice way to frighten her off; try not shaving for a week preceding the date. Then, if she wants the kiss bad enough to brave the underbrush for it, let her have it. She has grit and deserves it.
Or you might carry a dead fish with you, and let it return her affection. This'll probably cross her eyes but you can rest assured that she won't pull the same trick again.
Or, lastly, you might resort to carrying a plug of garlie. When she goes into her pose, bite off a hunk,
chew it up well, then rise above her and wheeze in her face. If this doesn't send her indoors gagging, start fanning her because she'll be out like a light. This extreme method will cause a woman never to bother you again. In fact, she won't even speak to you, so be careful on whom you use it.
Mid-Term Grades Now Available
Maybe if all males band together to go about fighting off these "female-clinchers," this sinful turn of events can be stamped out.
The procedure to be followed by students of the College in obtaining midsemester reports was announced today by Gilbert Ulmer, assistant dean of the college. Unsatisfactory grades of all College students are being received in the office now.
All feshmen and sophomores in the College are required to consult their advisers between Nov. 19 and 25. The lists of students and their advisers are posted on the bulletin board opposite the College office. Midsemester reports for a freshman or a sophomore can be obtained from that students adviser. Organized houses that desire reports on their freshmen and sophomores should have the individual student secure a signed statement from his adviser about his work.
Unsatisfactory grades for juniors and seniors are mailed to each individual,
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Domenico Gagliardo, professor of economics, will preside over the 6:30 meeting tonight in the Kansas room of the Memorial Union building "Prices and Price Control" will be discussed by R. S. Howey, professor of economics; Harold Howe, Kansas State College; and Harold Guest, Baker University.
Gagliardo Presides Tonight
The speakers were W. E. Grimes of Kansas State College; Hugh Wales, Washburn College; Vernon T. Clover, Fort Hays State College; and Sister Joseph Marie, Marymount College.
Kansas Profs Of Economics Meet on Hill
Third session of the conference will be held in the Pine room of the Memorial Union building at 9:30 Saturday morning. "The Economic Outlook for Kansas and the Missouri Valley Area" will be discussed. Carroll Ward of Kansas State College will preside.
"Economics and Business Courses in a War Economy" was the topic of discussion by four college instructors at the opening session of the seventeenth annual conference of Kansas instructors in economics and business in the Memorial Union building this afternoon. R. R. Pickett of Emporia State Teachers College presided over the meeting.
Speakers at this session are Samuel Wilson, Kansas State Chamber of Commerce; Woody Thompson, National Resources Planning Board; and J. H. Taggart of the Bureau of Foreign and Domestic Commerce. First Meeting in Lawrence
The organization held its first meeting at Lawrence in 1926 at the invitation of the University. Frank T. Stockton, dean of the School of Business, originated the conference idea.
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