19, 1941 SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1941 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE FIVE are all ill hav- ar and victory s 1940 ace, little Iowa year e in- s colla- leyed I was clones will stay in season. unsecured Clar will Jay after Spivak Recordings Are At A Premium "Spivak is a lot better than Harry James," declared Russ Chambers, Hill maestro, when asked his opinion of Charlie Spivak and his band, who play for the Freshman Frolic October 31. Harry James was the outstanding trumpet man featured in Chicago with Benny Goodman when he was "swing king." Jimmy "Satchelmouth" Brown, trumpeter with Chamber's band, chimed in, "It's a dandy band from the standpoint of danceable music. Not too hot for good dancing. I think the students will be happier with him than almost anyone else." Spivak is coming west straight from eastern triumphs. As rated by numerous magazine and student polls, the Spivak crew is "the band of 1941." Tickets for the Frolic cost $2.00 plus tax, and are on sale at the Bell Music store, University Business office, and at the hostess desk in the Memorial Union building. Spivak recordings are appearing on all the juke boxes in Lawrence jelly-joints, and Bell Music store has had a complete sell-out of all Spivak recordings in stock. Learn The National Lingo At Union Fountain Gangster talk? Nope, just Union fountain waiters calling in an order for a coke and a banana split. Bill Overton, fountain manager, thinks the soda fountain lingo the most picturesque in the world, with more room for expansion and variation than any other. For the greater understanding of jelly joint habi- $ ^{ \textcircled{2}} $ "Shoot one! This'll kill ya!" ques, he attempts to explain the simpler elements of the jerker's vocabulary. "Shoot one" is a plain coke, while "shoot one left, right, or van" means lemon, cherry, and vanilla. "Stretch one" is a talk coke, "kiss one" an orangeade, "squeeze one," a limeade, "press one" a lemonade. "In the rain" is water, "hail" is ice, with "hold the hail" or "heavy hail" meaning no or plenty of ice. A "horn" is an ice cream cone, always chocolate unless otherwise indicated. A "shake is a milk shake, "this'll kill ya" a banana split, "in one" a chocolate soda, "on one" a chocolate sundae, "in the patch" strawberry. Dr. Peppers are variously called MD, quack, and Waco. For obvious reasons the innocuous "400" is called "Ritz," and two of them, "800" split. A "cow" is a glass of milk, a "tall green cow," a large glass of milk. And this goes on all day for an average of 1200 patrons. Frequently 2,000 students and visitors jam the fountain daily, and on weekends the number soars even higher. One special feature of the fountain new this year that is attracting wide comment, is the board at the entrance of the fountain covered Professor Joseph Wilkins 'fesses up to his life activities in the third of the Hill biography series. Where and when born— Selma, Alabama, October 10, 1899. Schooling—St. John's Militar sin, 1916-18. Entered Universi charged from the army in Jan him in the Sibley College of Engineering at Cornell University. Graduated from Cornell with an M.E. degree in 1924. Did graduate work in engineering in 1925 and gave up engineering for music. Experience in the field of music—Went to Paris, France, from Cornell University, studied under Madame Malnory Marsaillac for six months. Was married to Mrs. Wilkins while in Paris and went to Milan, Italy, for three years of studying and singing opera accompanied by his wife. He returned 1928, sang for Milton Shubert Opera Company for four years. Did over 700 performances of "Blossom Time" in the United States and Canada. Also was hired, with his wife, to sing leads in the St. Louis Municipal Opera. Went to Germany in 1933, worked with Franz Professor Wilkins Believes in Luck Military Academy, Delafield, Wisconversity of Virginia after being dis January, 1919. Fall of 1919 found with gossip and candid camera shots of the customers taken by Overton. If any unwitting luncher takes too big a bite of sandwich he is certain to see himself next day staring back at himself from a glassy—but oh, no unflattering, print. Head supervisor of the fountain is Miss Hermina Zipple, Memorial Union director. She also has charge of food facilities at the Memorial Union cafeteria and Corbin Hall. On an exhibition tour of the country, Hoppe is stopping at colleges, boy's clubs, and army and navy training centers. His tour is sponsored by the Billiard Association of America and the Association of College Unions. Willie Hoppe Will Exhibit Cue Wizardry Willie Hoppe, who has been synonymous with championship billiards for forty years, will exhibit his wizardry with a billiard cue in the game room of the Memorial Union building at 8:00 p.m. Monday, Oct.27. "It's nothing, I just hate music." This is Professor Joseph Wilkins who believes that luck and "getting the breaks" has more to do with one's life than he gives credit. Hallasch studying German lieds and the language. Left Germany because of Hitler's attitude toward foreigners. "Well, have I offended you? What is the cause of such a downcast expression on your face? I can't understand, have I done something that is not traditional among guest conductors with this symphony?" The violinist glanced at him and explained: Favorite joke—Professor Wilkins likes to tell the one concerning Stokowsky as guest conductor of the Boston Symphony, who noticed the outstanding ability of the first violinist and admired him but could not understand the bored and depressed look on his face. At the University of Kansas—He sang for Swarthout in New York in 1935 and was offered the position of head of the voice department and accepted. "Don't you like my conducting?" the master asked. Stokowsky continued with the rehearsal and the bored expression still prevailed. Hoppe will lecture on billiard fundamentals, exhibiting the skill that makes him a champion and demonstrate billiard tricks that will amaze his audience. "Sure." Still bored. BEAT IOWA STATE PLAY GOLF AT THE COUNTRY CLUB Green Fees to University students have been reduced to 50c on Sundays. See the Pro. about special student memberships Club located Highway 40 STUDENTS! 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