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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 17, 1941
POWER STRIKES--switches in the two principal turbine stations, they:
(continued from page one) functions of the city which are dependent upon electrical current.
The walkout began at 11 o'clock last night. Service was cut off entirely just before midnight. At 3:52 this morning, strikebreaking employees restored current for domestic use but isused a plea that it be used sparingly.
When the striking power and light company workers threw the main
Cut off all power to the city's waer pumping stations.
Stopped all street cars and trolley busses.
Darkened all the city streets except a few minor gas-lit boulevards. Threw traffic into confusion by stopping all intersection control rights.
Threatened the city's water supply.
Stopped all elevators.
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS--that he was designed to be persecuted.
... that all Freshmen women are dying to meet him.
... that ten minutes between classes is long enough for one cigarette,
... that he is going to be a B.M.O.C.
... that he is going to be a B.M.O.C.
... that he will pay his charge today.
... that a coke can be made to last only 15 minutes.
... that he will pay his charge accounts next week.
THE JUNIOR BELIEVES . . .
... that having gone through another Rush Week he is going to send all his children to Tibetan monasteries.
... that 20 hours of Science in the college will put him on an intellectual level with Alfred Steinmetz and the Carter's Little Liver Pills research laboratories.
... that the hobby of the big guns at Watkins hospital is waiting lines.
... that he wishes he could afford a ca
... that the library is a pest hole.
... that he will buy his text-books second hand.
... that one Midweek every fortnight is a sufficiency.
... that all women are dying to meet him.
. . . that ten minutes between classes is long enough for one cigarette, a short bull session, and a couple of leers.
... that when he is a senior he might be a B.M.O.C
... that a coke can be made to last only one hour.
... that his charge accounts are getting out of control.
THE SENIOR BELIEVES ...
... that he was designed to suffah ...
that the new pledges look like grade school children.
... that he picked the wrong major, was hounded by the wrong major,
and that he is going to his grave maimed by the wrong major.
... that only God and he knew why he came to college, and now only God knows.
... that a library is a place where you keep books.
... that he will just not buy any text books just yet.
... that somebody must be dying to meet him
... that he will just not buy any of them ...
... that one meets such a noisy class of Freshmen at a Midweek.
... that he is going to be late to class, anyway, and besides Mr. Prof doesn't take roll on Thursdays, so why not?
... that when he gets out in the business world he is going to be a tycoon
... that his creditors are driving him to drink.
... that a coke entails a four hour bridge game and must be conserved like the national parks never were or will be.
... that he isn't graduating.
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SPORTS SLANTS---
men returning at every position except center. . . Kansas State offers Frank Barnhart at end and Kent Duwe at back as potential all-star candidates. ... Oklahoma propaganda advises against overestimating the Sooner attack. They claim that the switch from Tom Stidham's single wingback power to the ball-hiding trickery embodied in Luster's new A formation is too big a jump in one season. O.U.'s boosting Roger Eason, 210-lb, all Big Six tackle in '40, for All-American.
Harold "Lamplighter" Johnson, K.U. intramural basketball recordholder (53 points in one game) has been promoted to the rank of Sergeant at Camp Robinson, Arkansas.
PERFECTION . . .
FOUNTAIN PENS
ARTISTS' MATERIALS
NOTEBOOKS and FILLERS
LABORATORY MATERIALS
TYPEWRITERS FOR SALE OR RENT
EXCEPTIONAL ZIPPER BOOK VALUES
ALWAYS BETTER VALUES IN UNIVERSITY SUPPLIES
CARTER'S
Stationery
HITT ANNOUNCES---is something we all seek to attain. For 20 years Williams Perfection Grade meats have been the choice of HOTELS, RESTAURANTS, Clubs and INSTITUTIONS.
Opposite Granada Theater
1025 Mass.
This number of registrants in the University came as a decided surprise to college officials who last spring predicted a 25 per cent drop in enrollment.
Williams Meat Co.
20 Kansas Ave., Kansas City
WE DELIVER
Blacked out the municipal airport.
Phone 1051
Cut off most of the city's gasoline supply by stopping electrically-driven pumps.
Set off hundreds of burglar alarms which sound when current is interrupted from any cause.
Threatened the loss of thousands of dollars worth of food by stopping refrigerating devices in warehouses, packing plants, retail grocery butcher counters, and private ice boxes.
(continued from page one) report 3.227 persons enrolled in Engineering Defense Training courses through the University Extension Service, and 3.336 enrolled in correspondence study.
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