FRIDAY, MARCH 28, 1941. 8, 1941. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE FIVE an n's d swim- vester- ool by i, who in 25.3 mark Wilson, Kappa event. hall; a; and a Psi, der. erman; ta; Bob k Wil- er, Phi mon, Phi on, Phi phi, Phi zee men 90-year Vincent dob Bob in the am and Ep- tached; ers, Phi meet to points; i Delta points Na Cil- hard i; Sig. T. K. is. 49 K.U. Teachers Will Appear At Science Meet Forty-nine University faculty members and students will take part in the program of the seventy-third annual meeting of the Kansas Academy of Science at Kansas State, April 3 to 5. The Academy, with a membership of 677, includes the following affiliated societies: The Kansas Entomological Society, The Weather Crops Seminar, The Kansas Association of Teachers of Mathematics, the Kansas chapter of the Mathematical Association of America, and the Kansas chapter of the American Association of University Professors. About 32 business, luncheon, and sectional meetings will be held during the three-day conclave. The faculty members on the program include Professors R. H. Wheeler, vice president of the Academy; W. J. Baumgartner, managing editor of the editorial board; Robert Taft, E. H. Hollands, A. J. Mix, W. C. Stevens, A. W. Davidson, H. B. Hungerford, R. H. Beamer, Laurence Woodruff, E. H. Taylor, and J. D. Stranathan. Associate Professor W. H. Schoowe, member of the executive council; Assistant Professors H. T. U. Smith, M. W. Mayberry, and A. B. Leonard. Instructors W. T. Paullin, H. H. Humphreys, and Seville Chapman; W. E. Booth, Kenneth Moore, Leo Hellner, O. C. Moots, D. E. Hardy, Glenn Sheppard, and Frank Kaich; Florence Dill, botany technician; Ray Whitla, geologist; M. H. Wallace, assistant geologist; Allen Fraffham, laboratory assistant; and C. W. Hibbard, museum curator. Nineteen University students will also take part in the program. They include Charles Fergus, Philip Cook, Bruce Stewart, Willard Goodrich, Leon Hepner, Dorothydean Viets, Louis Kuitert, Reece Sailer, Wellesley Dodds, Morton Green, Lester Groverman, Herbert Voorhies, and Edgar Beahm, graduate students; Hugo Becker, engineering senior; Martha Sharer, college senior; Ross Moser, college junior; and Benedict Bagrowski, college junior. Other University members not on the program are also expected to attend. Famous Violinist Will Play Monday Efrem Zimbalist, one of the great artists of the violin world, will give a recital Monday evening in Hoch auditorium in the fifth of the University Concert series. Reserved seats for the concert have been placed on sale at the Bell music store, Round Corner drug store, and the School of Fine Arts office. Activity books will admit University students. Since his first appearance in 1911 as guest soloist with the Symphony orchestra, Zimbalist has been a favorite of Since his first appearance Boston Symphony orchestra, 2 American music-lovers. He has appeared in almost large city in the world and has toured the Orient, Australia, New Zealand, India, Mexico, Hawaii, and Europe. His last appearance here was in 1927. Russian by birth, Zimbalist has been a citizen of this country for many years. He was recently appointed director of the Curtis Institute of Music in Philadelphia, a position formerly held by the famous pianist, Josef Hoffman. London Trade Expert Will Speak Tonight From the first musical note at the Dandelion Dance in the Memorial Union building at 8 o'clock tonight until next Wednesday, and perhaps sometime thereafter, the Hill will be dandelion-conscious with a vengeance. Finally Spiva took the man aside and asked if he never grew weary of being chucked in the clink. "It's my profession," Bill replied. Feature of the 8-to-12 varsity will be a battle of the bands, spotlighting Clyde Bysom and Clayton Harbur. The bands will play alternately from their positions at either end of the ballroom. Waling Dykstra, a Londoner who handled international trade for 17 cooperative wholesales in 14 countries until a war bomb destroyed his office, will address a meeting open to the public at 8 o'clock tonight in room 112 of Frank Strong hall and some con's got you. He spoke to marketing classes in the School of Business at 11:30 and 1:30 today. Spends Week in Jail But Sprees on Saturday Teok Man Aside For 10 years Dykstra was a staff member of de Handelskamer, a cooperative wholesale house in Rotterdam. He was born 45 years ago in the Friesian section of Holland. On Jan. 1, 1938, he went to London to take charge of the International Cooperative Trading Agency, an organization to handle imports and exports for cooperative wholesalers. Because the war virtually destroyed international cooperative trade, he resigned in September, 1940, a year after the war began, and came to America. Battle of Bands Will Highlight Dandelion Varsity Tonight's the night. Since Jan. 6, Dykstra has been speaking in the territory served by the Consumers Cooperative Association of North Kansas City. Until the war intervened, the association did a considerable international trade through the agency Dykstra headed in London. DENVER, March 27.—(UP)—"He has all the comforts of home without any of the responsibility," Patrolman Herald G. Spiva said today as he related how a Denverite lived on 50 cents a week in the city-jail—and enjoyed a weekly Saturday night spree besides. Spiva discovered the strange practice, he said, when he noticed a bleary-eyed character—hereafter referred to as Bill—always showed up at police court Monday morning although he had spent the previous week in the hoose-gow. for four bits a week? I can walk around in the bull pen and 'chin' with the boys and, on Saturday, out I go upptown just like anyone else." Bill continued. "The first thing to do is to get yourself half a buck. You can generally do this by the pan-handling route," Bill explained patiently. Spiva wanted to know how Bill could be assured of returning each Monday. 'Get Half a Buck' "Then you can buy a quart of 49-cent wine, take a few snorts and start looking for some chums. You will always find some and mostly they'll have another quart or so. "You get together and first thing you know you're all stiff as a board and some cop's got you in the wagon. You wake up Monday in the can with an awful head, but you get used to that. Then, on Monday, you go to police court where you are fined $10 for being drunk. Sit Out the Rap "You can sit out the rap in five days, which puts you free the next Saturday morning. Then, all you have to do is to start all over again, Engineers Discuss Man and Nature Protection against tempermental fits of man and nature was the topic for discussion at a meeting of the University chapter of the American Society of Civil Engineers last night in Marvin hall. Robert Brockett, senior engineer, spoke on "The Construction of Bomb-proof Shelters," and Karl Riddle, senior engineer, spoke on "The Construction of Sea-walls in Florida." Milam, McElFresh Announce Staff For K-Book Nadine Hunt and Gabe Parks, college sophomores, will serve as assistant editors while Toby Brumbback, education sophomore, and J. Rex Watkins, college sophomore, will fill the assistant business manager positions. One woman and three men have been selected as assistants on the K-Boko staff, Emily Jean Milam, editor, and Bob McElfresh, business manager, announced today. Lawson To Lecture At Zoology Club Meeting Paul B. Lawson, dean of the College, lecturing on "Spiders," will be the featured speaker at the next meeting of the Snow Zoology club to be held Tuesday evening in room 220 of Snow hall. The meeting will be preceded by a supper at 5.30. Reservations should be made at the zoology storeroom before Monday noon. and sure as shootin' you're fixed for another week. 'Simple, ain't it?' concluded Bill. Spiva agreed it was. "It's all swell as long as the price of the bottle don't go up," Bill philosophized. It's New--It's Novel Get a "HIGHBUDDY" or "SUNNY JIM" for your room! "Sunny Jim" has a funny face and bald pate—and you can grow grass on his head. "Hi Buddy" is all set for the army—but likewise needs "grass" hair. Heads are pottery clay 6 1/2 inches high—seed goes with each head--- 50c and 75c This Card Means the Best Always A.T.O.'s Will Attend Founder's Day Banquet at K.C. The entire chapter of Alpha Tau Omega, social fraternity at the University of Kansas, will motor to Kansas City tonight, to be present at a Founder's Day banquet of the Kansas City alumni association at the Hotel President. Judge Willard M. Benton, University graduate and national fraternity president, will speak. Martin B. Chittick, national vocational director and Steward D. Daniels, executive secretary, also will appear in speaking roles. Twenty-five members of the Gamma Mu chapter of Alpha Tau Omega will stage an exodus to the University of Missouri campus Saturday, appearing at an A. T. O. fraternity conclave there as representatives of the University of Kansas. Julien LePage, business junior, will be the official delegate from the Kansas chapter. KFKU 3:25 Kansas News Briefs 3:00-3:25 Vocational Guidance, "Vocational Opportunities in Medicine." 6:00-6:30 Drama, presented by schools entered in the Speech and Drama Festival. Monday, March 31 3:00 Elementary French Lesson. 3:14 Kansas News Briefs. 3:17 Elementary Spanish Lesson. 6:00 Public Opinion and the New GRANADA TODAY ENDS TOMORROW It's the First Army Camp Comedy! "BUCK PRIVATES" ABBOTT and COSTELLO ANDREWS SISTERS SUNDAY Starting of Our WORLD PREMIERE ANNIVERSARY Month with New Low BARGAIN PRICES! 20c ANY TIME! ANY SHOW! PLUS CO-HIT! Geraldine FITZGERALD Thomas MITCHELL Jeffrey LYRN "FLIGHT from DESTINY" TUESDAY—ON STAGE Merchants' BEAUTY REVUE and STYLE SHOW COMING—ERROL FLYNN "FOOTSTEPS IN THE DARK"