UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE EIGHT FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 1941. News From Page One CONFIDENSHULLY--- and wintere he wawks around looking for wut he haz lost by himself but not in the springe. Then he finds sum more kranes to wawk around the kreek banks with him becoz he iz in luv and it iz springe. In the springe he wants twine finde a female krane becoz he cannot lay sum aigus and growe little kranes but the femail krane can and then both the kranes can luv the little kranes which are hached by the big kranes which sit on the aigs becoz it is springe and there fansy h丧 terned tew luv. Duks Are Kweer Animals Duks which are kwerer animuls cuvered with fethers and swim on the watre but do not get wett or sink tew the botum also tern there fansy litlety tew lau in springe. Peoplel Fansy Terns Qwicker When it is suntime which is not springe the duk swimmes around by hizself looking for sumthing to eteb but when it iz springe he duzzent swimme around by hizself but he flize up intew the air and findes sum moar duks with which he flize north where it iz kolder bekoz he gnows the romance is betre in the kold psycles. But the fansy of peopul terns gwicker than any bodies, except maybee pigs beckoz pigs just have tew ete and slepe and romanse and wallow in the mud but sum peopul have tew werk which takes a little time and sumtimes kramps a persun's stile wile the pig haz all day tew dew az he plezes when the springe brezex blow through the treeses and he sees kneeszes now that i am writing poetry i should finish with a pome. Spring haz sprung, the grass haz riz. Wonder where them dandel- lines iz? HONOR BURDICK— Burdick came to the University in 1898 when the School of Law had been a "school" only seven years and has taught here ever since with the exception of a year's leave of absence in 1932-33 when he made a trip around the world studying the laws of other lands. Born In 1860 Burdick was born in East Greenwich, Rhode Island, on March 22, 1860. He received his A.B. from Wesleyan University at Middletown, Conn., in 1882 and received his Ph.D. from Chattanooga University at Chattanooga, Tenn., in 1884. In 1885 he was admitted to the Connecticut bar and in 1888 and '89 studied law in the Harvard Graduate School. In 1898 he received a Ll.B. from Yale, and in 1937 he was awarded the degree of LID. from Wesleyan, his alma mater. Chancellor for a Time He has served as vice-president of the University since 1916 and was Chancellor for a time between the administrations of the late Chancellor E. H. Lindley. In May, 1935, he was elected dean of the School of Law and resigned after two years at the age of 77. Last year as Burdick approached his eighteenth birthday, students of the School of Law decided to designate the annual banquet to the beloved professor. Formerly referred to as Law day, the event was renamed Burdick day. Easter vacation made it impossible to hold the annual event on Burdick's birthday last year and it was held a few days late. This year however, March 22 falls on Saturday and all of his "boys" will be on hand to help him celebrate his eighty-first birthday. SKILTON'S WORKS which did much to establish Pro-Professor Skilton's reputation. A duet from his opera, "The Day of Gayomair," will be sung by Professor and Mrs. Joseph Wilkins. The University String quartet will play two movements from the B Minor string quartet. A vested women's chorus of 58 voices from the University A Capella Choir, will sing the ladies chorus, "Suffer Little Children To Come Into Me," directed by D. M. Swarthout, dean of the School of Fine Arts, from Skilton's oratory, "The Guardian Angel." As the curtains are drawn for the beginning of the program the audience will stand for a minute of silence in tribute to Professor Skilton. New Interne Begins Work A new interne, Dr. Harold E. Poole, has entered Watkins Memorial hospital for a month of work. He replaces Dr. Alfred Dietrich, who has returned to the University's Bell Memorial hospital in Kansas City. 32 Students Enroll In Girl Reserve Supervisors Course An enrollment of 32 in the courses being given in Spooner-Thayer museum for students in education expecting to supervise Girl Reserve groups was announced today by Robert Aucker, executive secretary of the Y. W. C. A. One meeting has been held and the next one is scheduled for 9:30 o'clock tomorrow morning. The group will meet at 9:30 o'clock every Saturday morning and 4:30 o'clock each Tuesday afternoon for the next three weeks. Miss Vivienne Musselman leader of the Girl Reserves in Wichita, will discuss the philosophy and organization of the Girl Reserve movement at the meeting tomorrow morning. Miss Beulah Morrison, professor of psychology, will speak on the emotional development of the adolescent girl and emotional maturity of the sponsor at next Tuesday's class. Kansas, in 1939, manufactured clay products valued at $1,051,349, according to figures just released by the Kansas Geological Survey at the University. THE SMOKE OF SLOWER-BURNING CAMELS GIVES YOU EXTRA MILDNESS, EXTRA COOLNESS, EXTRA FLAVOR AND LESS NICOTINE than the average of the 4 other largest-selling cigarettes tested—less than any of them—according to independent scientific tests of the smoke itself. THE SMOKE'S THE THING! Yes, when you smoke the slower-burning cigarette . . . Camel . . . you have the pleasing assurance of modern laboratory science that you're getting less nicotine in the smoke. Not only extra freedom from nicotine-but other important extras as well-extra mildness, extra coolness,and extra flavor, too, for Camel's slower way of burning means freedom from flavor-dulling excess heat and the irritating qualities of too-fast burning. There's economy in Camels, too—extra smoking per pack (see below). And by the carton, Camels are even more economical. LIGHTS . . . MIKES . . CAMERAS . . . ALL SET FOR "AMERICA'S MOST TELEVISED GIRL"! Beauty, voice, dramatic ability—it takes more than one talent to click in television. And it takes more than mildness to click with television actress Sue Read in a cigarette. "I smoke Camels," she says. "They combine a grand extra flavor and extra coolness with the extra mildness that is so essential to me." 5 EXTRA SMOKES PER PACK! BY BURNING 25% SLOWER than the average of the 4 other largest-selling brands tested—slower than any of them—Camels also give you a smoking plus equal, on the average, to R. J. Reynolds' Tobacco Company, Winston-Salem, North Carolina The more you smoke Camels, the more you'll THERE ARE NO "RETAKES" in television. Every night is first night. "That's the thrill of it," says Miss Read. "And the thrilling thing about Camels to me is that they always taste so good. I don't get tired of smoking Camels. And they really are so much cooler and milder." appreciate the freedom from the irritating qualities of excess heat . . . the extra mildness and extra coolness of Camel's slower-burning costlier tobaccos. And you'll enjoy Camel's full, rich flavor all the more, knowing-by the word of independent tests—that you're getting less nicotine in the smoke (see above, left). THE SLOWER-BURNING CIGARETTE