THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1940 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN Band Concert 'Listenable' Days Uncritical Critic Bv ROSCOE BORN There were a lot of cars in front of Hoch Auditorium last night. So many cars, in fact, that from the outside you could not tell if the University band was playing a concert or "Phog" Allen's basketball players were fighting for the league championship. But if you managed to get inside, you'd know what was going on. Russell Wiley and the band were putting on a show. Now I'm no music critic. I couldn't tell you (even if you'd be interested) about any errors the band might have made, or if the music was this, or that, or any of the other things critics like to write about. All I know is I spent an hour and a half in the auditorium, and the time seemed more like 15 minutes. Somebody one row back said it was "certainly a listenable concert" and that comment seems to cover things. Only two things about the evening that I regret: It was so difficult to find a parking place near the auditorium that I had to miss the first part of the concert; wise man Ed Garich, the man who ordinarily would be filling this space with knowing comments on the concert, was* sick abed last night and didn't get to take in the show. Might Not Have Liked 'Pavanne' Don't know what the ailing Garich would be saying about the concert now, but chances are he'd be talking about the way the band executed the "long-haired music" on Four Homes A Year--ing up the language, customs, and habits of the college. Czech Exchange Student Finds Variety At Kansas By BOB VIATE Jerry Holy, an exchange student from Czechoslovakia, is spending his time at the University in a novel and unusual way. The Interfraternity Council is sponsoring his graduate study and providing for his stay at four different fraternity houses in one year. At Delta Chi House First During the first half of the fall semester, Jerry stayed at the Delta Chi house. Naturally these first few weeks were the most difficult for the exchange student, but Jerry took it all in stride Because he speaks excellent English, as well as five other lan- After staying at the Delta Chi house until mid-semester, Jerry moved to the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house. He will stay there until the semester is over. Then he will move in with the Phi Psi's and Phi Gam's during the second semester. Gains Numerous Friends Although Jerry stays in each house only a short time he has gained numerous friends. Besides being an excellent scholar, Jerry is a good athlete. He is especially proficient in tennis, ping pong, and basketball. He also goes to a majority of the social functions on the Hill. Jerry must believe in a wellrounded education, for he has studied in Chicago as well as abroad before coming to Kansas. Fair and warmer for Eastern Kansas today and tomorrow. Favorite College Word Is "Hello" Alfred, N.X.—(UP)—The Alfred University survey has made a startling discovery. The word "hello" is spoken 175 times a day by the average student. The high for one person is reached by some girls who give the salutation as many as 350 times on warm spring or summer days. This average, though, is brought down by some of the timid youth who speak only when spoken to. Smith Recovering from Injury Verner F. Smith, professor of architecture, who was injured in an automobile accident three weeks ago, is recovering at his home at 1821 Mississippi. It is expected that he will have to wear a cast on his leg for five more weeks. the program. He might be saying that the band lost tempo on "Pavanne." Here's Wishing You All a Swell Vacation. A Happy Christmas - And a New Year Filled With Happiness. But not me. I and the 3,500 others in the audience will be talking for some time about— How Director Wiley was up to his usual P. T. Barnum self. From the boys with the "Gas Tailor-made for Kansas" and Hood Tires, guaranteed 15 months. How the Jayhawk Trumpeteers twiddled their tongues on the Boilero. MOTOR-IN The One-Stop Service Station — Skelly Products How masculine the music sounded when the band boomed out with that "Shoulder to shoulder" stuff in the Sigmund Romberg medley. Foot Say 'Let's Dance' Feet Say 'Let's Dance' How satisfying it would have been to dance when the K.U. Saxet, plus a bull fiddle and a drummer, set about to bring down the house with "T'll Never Smile Again." How Wayne Ruppenthal probably never played his trumpet portion of the sax number the same way twice. And how it would be good any way he happened to play it. How Wiley always seemed able to get more power from the band when you'd swear the "Procession to the Cathedral" was taking all the band had already. How bass-drummer Bill Ward managed to keep an ordinary right arm going in that double-jointed swing. NECKTIES How long will it be until the band plays another concert? "He" Will Wear Arrow Fancy Silks . $1.00 Arrow Plain Silks . $1.00 Arrow Imported Silk $1.50 Botany Wool Ties . $1.00 Santa Fe Wool Ties $1.00 Berkeley Silk Knits $1.50 *"Holiday Bread!"* CARL'S Store Open Nights KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Phone K.U. 66 for BAKES DRAKES Lock and Key Service Locker Padlocks, Guns and Ammunition RUTTER'S SHOP 1014 Mass. Phone 319 VANCE HALL this is yoru free Kansan pass to see Alice Faye and Betty Grable in "Tin Pan Alley" now showing at the Jayhawker theater. Call LESCHER'S SHOE SHOP For prompt, efficient shoe repair. 812 1/2 Mass. Phone 256 Money Loaned on Valuables Unredeemed guns, clothing, for sale. WOLFSON'S 743 Mass. Phone 675 WANT ADS FOR RENT: Modern house, 4 rooms and bath, automatic gas furnace. Convenient to University. Available soon. Phone 2620-R. -782-68 ROOM FOR RENT: with board Very good location. Phone 1008. -787-64 LOST: a pair of ladies red suede gloves in vicinity of Jayhawk cafe. Reward. Ph. Brain, 2577. -783-65 LOST: Gold Watch, Westfield. Black band. Charlotte Johnston. 1117 West Hills Parkway. -786-6' 'Phog' Allen Speaks To Pharmacy Students Whether students in the School of Pharmacy were throwing test tubes in waste baskets this afternoon has not been reported. At any rate, Dr. Forrest C. Allen, Jayhawk basketball coach, addressed the pharmacists at their convocation today. Allen spoke on "Physical Fitness for Efficiency." FIRST ANNUAL COLLEGIATE JAMBOREE 3 COLLEGE DANCE BANDS 3 SATURDAY, DEC. 21 Municipal Auditorium, Exhibition Hall Kansas City CLAYTON HARBUR'S K.U. BAND MATT BETTON'S KANSAS STATE COLLEGE GANG GEORGE TIDE'S MISSOURI COLLEGIANS GEORGE TIDE'S MISSOURI COLLEGIANS "MISS JAMBOREE""—Selected from Sorority Queens TO REIGN Admission To All 50c Plus Too Tickets on Sale Municipal Auditorium Box-Office TAXI Hunsinger's 920-22 Mass. 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