FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1940 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS X. Y. Z. Lewis Essay Contest Opens Some student expert on applied Christianity will be given a chance this winter to cash in on his knowledge to the tune of $100. With a May 1 deadline for this year's Hattie Elizabeth Lewis essay contest on applied Christianity, college essayers can spend those long winter nights making footnotes. Announcement of the winners will be made at Commencement next spring, when the first prize of $100 the second prize of $75, and the third prize of $50 will be distributed. Although the deadline for the essays is May 1, each contestant must hand in at the Chancellor's office, not later than April 1, a sealed envelope containing the real name of the contestant and a tentative outline of the discussion. Three copies of the essay must be handed in and the papers must not be less than 5,000 words nor more than 10,000 words. On the outside of the envelope must be written the assumed name of the contestant and the exact title of his essay. The judging committee for the contest will be composed of Miss Myra Hull, instructor of English, Seba Eldridge, professor of sociology, Siegfried Mickelson, assistant professor of journalism, and Miss Elsie Neuenschwander, professor of romance languages. The essay which wins first prize will probably be published if the committee considers the quality of the work sufficiently high. HOW TO OBSERVE--- (continued from page one) "Careful, Ferrats, a good beating hurts." Then by marking out a few words and letters she has the poser "Are rats good eating?" If she tires of this she can always go on to the Flip-a-page, Skip-a-page. By flipping the pages until she comes to a sentence at the bottom of a right-hand page that is incomplete at a good spot—for example, "John his soul filled with peace and love towards all the world, rose from the Bible . . ." Here she flips the pages until she finds at the top of the left-hand sheet, some appropriate ending. Then she glues the intervening leaves together and it reads thus: "John, his soul filled with peace and love towards all the world, rose from the Bible, kicked open the door, slammed his cowering wife against the kitchen cabinet, and smashed the lighted lamp to the floor. Boy was he drunk!" This is just a small part of what the former noisy pledge can expect. It doesn't disturb anyone but isn't it just too intriguing! For those whose wits are a bit dim and must needs smell the peanuts before they'll believe it's an elephant, there is the Dipsy-Doodle trick. Write some snappy, piquant sentence such as "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country" on the outside of the book. Then open it and the sentence is gone. Close it and there it is again. Open it—close it—well, you get the idea. It can go on for hours and often does. As n last resort—and it should never be resorted to except as a last resort—there is always the Finale. The time killer rips out the even pages; then she rips out the odd pages; and then she settles back and studies the book. Collegiate Shoppers You'll be in time with the holiday chimes, if you not the suggestions of your Collegiate Santa. He is doing a bit of window peeping on your Lawrence merchants and is steadily compiling some valuable inside dape on that "extra special Christmas gift" you are looking for. A gift for her! Is that your worry? Here's the answer . . . Bell's Music Store, 925 Mass., Phone 375, has in stock the cleavest miniature R.C.A. Victor Personal Radio sets, at prices you will appreciate. There's nothing like listening to those favorite programs on a cold evening at home. Others like them and so will you! Yes, we have regular Christmas jewelry assortments for you. When you have finished your busy shopping day, drop in to the Green Lantern Cafe, 745 Mass., for refreshments. Their collegiate atmosphere will give you that needed inspiration. Phone 484 for service. One thing is certain, you can't do without a dictionary and it's going to be a long cold trek up to the library at 1 a.m. when you are doing your term papers . . . Ha, you'll find it closed any way. The best solution that you have is the Collegiate, at Keeler's, 939 Mass. It will make a valuable Christmas gift. Priced $3.50 to $7. Order your Christmas Cards now from the Douglas County Republican, 1005 Mass. Call 542 for your orders. Boxes of 50, 40, 20, 18, or 12 at only $1 per box. Your name is printed on them free! Just before you start that daily climb up Mt. Oread, make a call on Coe's Drug Store . . . just at the foot of 14th St. for that needed energy . . . Or give them a ring for your evening refreshments in those "bull sessions" . . . all deliveries are free. . . phone 521. Are you wishing for some of that food like your Mother bakes?... Drakes can fulfill it wish . . . if you will try their Delicious fruit Cake . . . or they will even give you uts of one. Just phone 61. Listen to this, caokes! Greene's Ready-to-Wear, 845 Mass., has all their regular $7.98 dresses on sale for $5. The cutest mid-winter outfits you will see . . . styled just for you. Jersey, velvetteens, wools, and crepes . . . all from the regular stock. Phone 687 for information. Fellows and girls . . take a peep at this! Royal College Shop, 837 Mass, has SOMETHING NEW . . Daniel Green's SAN TOYS, the most comfortable footwear ever made . . in gay and appealing color . . priced from $3.50 to $5.50. You are all enjoying Hillside Pharmacy's grand curb service at 616 W. 9th. Then, that's not all . . . in stock at this Campus hangout are gift beauties, priced to fit your monthly allowance. Remember the 25th isn't very far away. All gifts 50c to $1.50. Phone 1487. Yes, this is Christmas season . . . the time for all good coeds to come to the aid of their roommates. Landrith's Grocery has the grandest assorted holiday candies and nuts you can imagine . . . Drop in at 1007 Mass, or call 173 . Dispatch!!! All pre-holiday shopper!! If you are too busy in the daytime to shop, Hixon's can solve your problems. On Wednesday and Saturday evenings they are open until 9 o'clock. All photographs will be finished in time for Christmas. Phone 41. Eaton's dollar stationery for that special gift. Or, you, yourself, will appreciate Carter's stamped initials and monograms in gold, silver and colors — giving that finishing touch your friends will like . . . without extra charge. Are you puzzling over special gift wrappings? If so, drop in at 1401 Ohio, or call 1401 for the services of Rowlands Expert wrappers . . . free with purchase. Also, they have the trickiest tiny glass animals . . . you can now see them displayed in the Christmas Bazaar. KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Phone K.U.66 IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP Shampoo and Wave 35c Oil or Drene Shampoo and Wave 50c Inquire about Nail Culture for Beautiful Hands Phone 533 941½ Mass. DRAKES for BAKES RE NU LAX DUCE BUILD Steam Baths and Swedish Massage 1021 Mass. Phone 336 "We Employ K.U. Student Barbers" OREAD BARBER SHOP 1237 Oread Lock and Key Service Locker Padlocks, Guns and Ammunition RUTTER'S SHOP 1014 Mass. Phone 319 Call LESCHER'S SHOE SHOP For prompt, efficient shoe repair. 812% Mass. Phone 256 Money Loaned on Valuables Unredeemed guns, clothing, for sale. WOLFSON'S 743 Mass. Phone 675 "STUDENTS CHOICE" HOTEL ELDRIDGE BARBER SHOP Downstairs $ Call at 719 Mass. St. $ Get your card free, it saves you $'s on repair of all kinds of Leather Goods . . . Dyeing, oiling, water-proofing, etc. G. P. Van Keuren Yummm— Try the ROCK CHALK For Pastries DeLuxe Christmas Gifts "Holiday Cards" Shimmons Shop 929 Mass. WANT ADS LOST at Symphony Concert: Wristwatch with oblong silver colored case and black wristband. Lost on main floor. Reward offered. Lois Ross, Miller Hall, phone 2789. -57 TAXI Hunsinger's 920-22 Mass. Phone 12 Typewriters Sales, rentals, cleaning and repairing repairing. We have complete typewriter service. Lawrence Typewriter Exchange 733 Mass. Phone 548 Fountain Service - Sandwiches Dancing Every Night 1031 Mass. THE FERRY Marion Rice Dance Studio Private Lessons in Ballroom Dancing 927 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. St. Elbow Pads for Sweaters 35c-50c All Colors BURGERT'S 1113 Mass. Phone 141 HIXON'S 721 Mass. HEADQUARTERS FOR Cameras & Supplies, Moving Picture Cameras—Projectors For Sale or Rent Expert KODAK FINISHING VIRGINIA MAY GIFT SHOP ELDRIDGE HOTEL PHONE 88 Webster Collegiate Dictionaries $3.50 Keeler's Book Store Phone 33 939 Mass. WILLIAMS-ROBERTS Ford Sales and Service Phone 278 609 Mass. optometrist B. G. GUSTAFSON BROKEN LENS DUPLICATED 911 Mass. Phone 911 JACK McKAY this is your free Kansan pass to see "Lost Horizon" and "The Awful Truth" now held over at the Varsity theater.