Here on the Hill---
an account of Mt. Oread Society
PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
WED., OCT. 23, 1940
Midweek Crowd To Hear Bysom, Get Free Tickets
By BETTY WEST, c'42
The first and every fiftieth couple thereafter to put in an appearance at tonight's Midweek will receive a pair of free tickets to the Memorial Union building's Halloween party, to be held the night of Nov. 1, Carter Butler, c'41, president of the Student Union Activities board, announced this morning.
A large crowd of Midweekers on pleasure bent is expected to jam the Memorial Union ballroom tonight, in contrast to last week's dance, to which, for the first time this year, only 182 stag tickets were sold.
Clyde Bysom will play for dancing from 7 to 8 p.m.
ZOOLOGY CLUB...
. . . Initiated 26 new members last night at their regular monthly meeting. Dinner was served at 6:30 p.m. in a hallowe'en decorated laboratory. The program was a truth and consequence entertainment.
The next meeting will be Nov. 5, when Dr. E. H. Taylor, professor of zoology, will talk on "My Experiences as a Naturalist."
ALPHA OMJCON PL...
SIGMA GAMMA EPSILON . .
GAMMA PHI BETA . . .
. . . freshmen entertained the pledge class of Sigma Phi Epsilon at an hour dance last night.
... freshmen entertained the pledge class of Phi Kappa Psi at an hour dance last night.
Following Dr. Moore's talk, pumpkin pie, cider, and doughnuts were served.
. . professional geological fraternity,
held their annual fall smoker Monday
day evening in the Men's lounge of
the Memorial Union building.
Dr. R. C. Moore, professor of geology, entertained the group with colored slides taken this summer while he was conducting the class in regional geology on the department of geology's tour through western and northwestern United States.
THETA . . .
... Juncheon guests Monday were Mary Louise Goddard, c'44, and Mary Bittzer, fa'43.
... luncheon guests yesterday were Norma Sue Corsan, c'44, and Margaret Murray, f'a'42.
A SURPRISE SHOWER
. . . for Kathryn Krainbill, c'41, was given by the girls at 304 West 14th Monday night, in honor of her ap-proaching marriage to Carl Rollert, Tonganoxie. The wedding will take place Nov. 9.
Jay Janes Meet Today
Jay Janes, women's pep organization, will hold a regular meeting at 4:30 this afternoon in the Pine room of the Memorial Union building. Plans are made for the trip to Manhattan this week-end, and three pledges will be elected.
This wolf in sheep's clothing is wearing a soothing double breasted plaid suit, designed expressly to frighten old ladies.
On KFKU
Arguments bro and con on the high school debate question by University debaters this Friday and a review of Thomas Mann's book, "The Beloved Returns" by Miss Sara Laird of the department of English next Tuesday will be heard from KFKU this week together with the following schedule:
Wednesday, Oct. 23
3:00 "On the Magic Flying Carpet,
stories for the intermediate grades.
Thursday, Oct. 24
3:00 Elementary French Lesson.
3:14 Kansas News Briefs.
3:17 Elementary Spanish Lesson.
6:00-6:30 Musical Ensembles, Fine Arts School.
3:14 Kansas News Briefs.
3:17 Books and Reading.
6:00-6:30 Musical Ensembles, Fine
9:30-10:00 University of Kansas Roundtable, "The Merit Amendment to the Kansas Constitution."
Thursday, Oct. 24
1.1 Elementary Spanish Lesson.
6:00 Public Opinion and the News
Friday, Oct. 25
Monday, Oct. 28
question by University debaters.
6:00 U.S. Marine Band.
6:15 Science News.
6:25 Kansas News Briefs.
3:00 Elementary French Lesson.
3:14 Kansas, News, Briefs.
3:00-3:30 Arguments pro and con on the high school debate
3:17 Elementary Spanish Lesson.
6:00 Your Health, "Do Your Feet
Hurt?"
Tuesday. Oct. 29
Tuesday, Oct. 29
3:00 The Story-Book Lady—Stories for the Primary Grades.
3:17 Book Club Program.
6:00-6:30 Musical Ensembles, Fine Arts School.
3:14 Kansas News Briefs.
3:17 Books and Reading
This far my investigation was simple. It was not until I attempted to discover just what kind of lipstick was suitable to a particular type of woman that I ran into difficulties.
To be frank, I am in my intellectual diapers when I start writing about lipstick and other sexy ways of fooling the public. It was this awareness of my ignorance that prompted a rather thorough investigation, the results of which are herewith presented without apologies.
6:00-6:30 Musical Ensembles, Fine Arts School.
Wednesday, Oct. 30
3:00 On the Magic Flying Carpet,
stories for the intermediate
grades.
believe for a moment that I arrived at this conclusion without proper substantiating evidence. The fact that my last summer's Palm Beach is at home with pinkish smudges from the second coat button on up gave me my first clue.
Now you may pull up my pants legs and call me a Beta if you think I am angry because the women can't keep their lipstick to themselves (some of them are entirely too stingy with it) or if you believe that I am peeved because every other snipe I shoot these days is tinged with red and consequently difficult to pass off as my own.
With that as a starter I progressed from there to where I was watching each girl as she yawned at a professor or beamed at a Sigma Chi. By careful observation I came to believe that one of these three things is true: (a) Victims of pink toothbrush are increasing at an alarming rate. (b) Coeds can't keep their mouths shut even while they are applying their lipstick. (c) Modern college girls are epileptics and should retire quietly to where they can remove their lip rouge before going into a lip-chewing fit.
It seems that a redhead should use a red lipstick with an orange cast or a blue cast—there are two violently opposed schools of thought on the subject. And a blonde or a medium done brunette should always wear a true red without any trimmings.
3:00 Elementary French Lesson.
3:14 Nancy-Myers, Brisbane
Did you know that kiss-proof lipstick was an invention of the roaring twenties when such a product was necessary to keep the coed from painting the whole town red and that it is no longer in vogue? You must not $ ^{ \textcircled{1}} $
Thursday, Oct. 31
3:00 Elementary French I
One Man's Research Another Man's Poison
3:14 Kansas News Briefs.
3:14 Kansas News Briefs,
3:17 Elementary, Spanish, La
3:17 Elementary Spanish Lesson.
6:00 Opinion, opinion and the New.
6.00 Public Opinion and the News.
University of Kentucky
9:30-10:00 University of Kansas Roundtable, "Defense and the American Foreign Policy."
However, it is permissable for the blonde—if she has sunk her allowance in a different lipstick—to give
her hair a quick dye to last for the duration of the lipstick and thus get herself neatly out of the red.
Now you may suspect a cynical note running through my remarks on my research results. Nothing could be more wrong! In the final analysis, lipstick is not a bad institution. A girl can wipe her lips violently to the skin before entering the house after a date and her friends will jealously think she is very popular and, or, easy. The man can carry a little of his own and smudge himself up and all his friends will think him a rouse and, or very messy.
Authorized Parties
Friday, Oct. 25
Battenfield Hall, Hallow'e'en Dance at Battenfield Hall, 12 p.m.
Corbin Hall, Hallow'e'en Party at Hall, 12 p.m.
Baptist Young People, Hayrack Ride starting at 1124 Mississippi, 11:30 p.m.
Gamma Phi Beta, Open House at Union Ballroom, 12 p.m.
Ricker Hall, Party at Hall, 12 p.m.
Phi Chi Delta, Party at Kansas Room of Union, 12 p.m.
Wesley Foundation, Folk Dancing Party, Basement Methodist Church, 10 p.m.
Fireside Forum (Congregational Church Students), Barn Dance, 925 Vermont Street, 8 to 12.
women, for the Joint Committee on Student Affairs.
Elizabeth Meguiar, Adviser of
During the first six months of 1940, the Lockheed Company alone made deliveries valued in excess of $19,000,000.
another knockout by Wear Right
Loaded with a style punch that will make them the hit of the year. Seamless wool-lined featherweight mittens. Red, Green, Blue.
$2.00