EDNESDAY, JUNE 5, 1940 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN On the Shin By Walt Meininger By Rodney Morrison Oread has no more ardent interest for a fifth column than Fay Joys, who directs the student employees at the Watson library's reserve desk. But she can take it easy. All the strange whispering and note passing among her underlings is merely a gag, carried on by joking students for her benefit. Her Want Ads Twenty-five words or less: 1 insertion, 25c; 3 insertions, 50c; 6 insertions, only 75c. "Company copy with cash." "Tell that nice young man about your nice room." LENTION SUMMER STUDENTS cool rooms, single $5-$7; double Inner-spring mattresses; sleep- porch. Close to campus, good e., $1.50. Phone 1068, 413 West -163 SALE: One $35 tuition at dis- tant at Lawrence Business Col- Fern Hill. Phone 1982. -162 OR RENT: Two room and three room apartments, furnished, loaded on top of hill, close to bus line next to campus. All bills paid. Offer rates. Inquire 1237 Oread 001 Ohio. -163 OMS: for girls, cool sleeping porch. Kitchen privileges. 1620 Tennessee Street. Phone 2402J. -163 T. Ladies brown and white weed fitted style coat. Lost sev- ceeks ago. Reward for return. Ole Woodside. Phone 1504. -162 YS: Room and board for summer school. 1325 West Campus ed. -162 ERESTED IN SHORTHAND? If you would like to study Gregg Rhard this summer, please call S. Mize, at 1237 Oread, phone 492. -163 RENT: Cool, comfortable, well furnished approved rooms for men. hard optional. Extremely low cost. No hill to climb, one block on Union building. 1145 Indiana. -162 DIGREE DASCHUNDS for sale; month old, male or female. See em at 650 West 23rd street. Phone 2817 or K.U. 10. -162 BOYS: Board and room $17.00 per month. Twin beds, double deckers. Bed beds. Your choice. Makeations early. 1400 Ohio. Phone 169 JOST: 1 microscope lens, 10x, somewhere between parking zone near Vatkins Hall and Anatomy Bldg. Reward. Phone 628. -162 FOR SALE: Model T Ford in good condition. Call 2149W and ask for Erte Sanchiona. -162 FOR RENT: Large, cool, south room, connective bath. Suitable married students, Summer School. Garage. Convenient to University. Rent low. 1733 Mass. South door. Phone 1809J. —162 intentions (praise America, kids) are nevertheless to be commended. Speaking of the library, how many of you, despite all the time you have spent there in recent days, know the room number of the reserve room. To save you a trip which curiosity certainly would demand, it's 101. Alan (Diddle) Asher, the legal eagle of the Journal-World and the School of Law, bustled up the Hill this morning to take a final at 8:30. He discovered, upon arriving, that the exam was scheduled for this afternoon. Diddle said it was the first time in seven years at the University he had "ever done anything like that." The Chi Omega's, of course, aren't all in such a state of desperation. But Martha Jean Jessen explains her predicament as follows: "If I ever get a man, I'll have to grab anape and wait for evolution." The same crack was pulled on the Charlie McCarthy program, but Vera Vague of the radio didn't have the Beta's as material for her anthropoid snatching. Several art students, and many who haven't wandered in the world of brush and easel, are commenting about the anaemic color combination now being applied to the outside of Brynwood place (Alumni place.) Best suggestion is that they trim the house in dark brown. Lots of students find themselves in uninviting messes at final time. George Russel, however, gets the consolation prize this spring. He said when he went to take his badminton final he didn't know a bird Take your choice, but don't pay our money department: The Allies say they lost only 30,000 men in the Flanders affair. The Germans say 1,200,000 Allies were lost. Time may tell, if the propagandaists won't. From this cockpit, the students who have enrolled for the summer pilot training appear to be just "fair weather" flyers. Still, this is still Kansas and you can't tell about the elements. Note to S.S.: No, they are NOT going to build fences along the route of march from Frank Strong to the stadium to keep Commencement couples from detouring into the grove on the way. Moreau Attends Topeka Meeting of Bar Group The meeting was in charge of James E. Brenner, professor of Law at Stanford University. This year the section is studying legal education in respect to Bar examinations. F. J. Moreau, dean of the School of Law, attended the meeting of the section on Legal Education of the American Bar Association, in Topeka, last night. (Continued from page six) Rock Chalk---thing would be past history. He actually began to go to the library now and then to absorb atmosphere. The football team wasn't so hot. Everytime he went to memorial Stadium, he expected to see Kansas swamp opponents, but each time he went away waiting for next week. He did see Ralph Miller and Jakie Fry play some good football. In the winter season he saw one of the greatest of Kansas basketball teams. The Pony Express led by Bob Allen, Dick Harp, Don Ebling, Ralph Miller, Howard Engleman, John Kline, and Bruce Voran, burned up the conference and missed being national champions by one game. Now he sits waiting for those post cards to come through the mail. If they haven't any red marks on them, he will join the rest of the fellows who walked up Fourteenth street UNION PACIFIC FAST schedules days to your vacation ... low fares save you money . . . air-conditioned comfort makes your trip ALL pleasure when you ride Union Pacific trains! Wherever West you plan to go— San Francisco World's Fair, Zion — Bryce—Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Sun Valley. 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HUDSON COMPANY RUSSELL CHAMBERS this is your free pass to see Lana Turner and Artie Shaw in "Dancing Coed" and the companion feature "Framed" now showing at the Patee theater. "STUDENTS CHOICE" HOTEL ELDRIDGE BARBER SHOP DOWNSTAIRS at the EAT GOOD FOOD DE LUXE CAFE Optometrist 911 Mass. TENNIS RACKETS Softball and Baseball Gloves Bats and Balls Rackets Re-strung RUTTER'S SHOP 014 Mass. Phone 319 TAXI Hunsinger's 920-22 Mass. Phone 12 MONEY LOANED ON VALU- ABLES. Unredeemed guns, Clothing, for sale. WOLFSON'S 743 Mass. Phone 675 Drakes for Bakes JOE McANARNEY this is your free pass to see Lana Turner and Artie Shaw in "Dancing Coed" and the companion feature "Framed" now showing at the Pattee theater. Phone K.U. 66 for a Kansan Want-Ad Taker WHEN DOWN TOWN It's the GREEN LANTERN For Refreshments 20% SAVED!! Cash and Carry or Phone 9 EAT WITH DUSTY RHODES Open All Night 110 W.7th AT YOUR SERVICE CLEANER 14th & Tenn. IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP Shampoo and Hair Style 35c Oil Shampoo and Wave, 50c Also Drene and Fitch Shampoo Experienced operators only 941 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. St. Phone 533 FOR PERSONAL LOANS See the MUTUAL LOAN CO. Room 9, 927½ Mass. Typewriters We have complete typewriter service. Sales, rentals, cleaning and repairing. Lawrence Typewriter Exchange 735 Mass. Phone 548 with Steam Baths and Swedish Massage 1021 Mass. Phone 336 Virginia May Gift Shop Eldridge Hotel Bldg. GRADUATION GIFTS