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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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On the Shin
By Walt Meininger
With everybody studying these days, there's little we can report but we have thrown open our column today for a little
today for a little advice to those who seek it
who seek it.
Here's a letter we received from a building and grounds worker who has as nasty a little problem as we've been confronted with in years. The letter follows:
Dear Shinster:
I'm just as upset as I can be. Please help me with my question. I live on the edge of town where a small stream runs through my back yard. Since the recent rains this stream has swollen so that it now runs through my chicken house.
My chickens are the very rage in my neighborhood because they lay such jim dandy eggs. That is until the flood came. Now the big bull-frogs from the creek have come to roost with my chickens every night. They sit there and croak and croak all night long and the chickens don't get a single wink of sleep.
When daylight comes the frogs go back to the water and grab off a little shuteye, but the poor Plymouth Rocks wander around the yard just dead for sleep. They haven't laid an egg for days. I'm as upset as I can be. What should I do?
Yours in a quandary, Jay Richardson
Dear Mr. Richardson:
No wonder you are worried! Have you stopped to think what might happen if your chickens should see a cluster of several hundred frog eggs laid at one sitting? Why a chicken with neurotic leanings such as your flock must have developed by now would go absolutely to pieces. Imagine the inferiority complex that would result from that! Hundreds of eggs at one sitting.
But I wouldn't take this too seriously since the water in your chicken house will soon go down and your chickens should return to their egg-laying as the water cedes. In fact here's a case where recession should result in greater production.
But now don't you let those nickens start soldiering on you Mr. Richardson! You know how spoiled I Plymouth Rock can be, the little kisses.
I always say, never let a chicken
pull the old shell game on you.
that's what I always say.
Sincerely,
Your Shinster
color Plates On Exhibition
A collection of color plates made
by Francis H. Robertson of West-
furt, Conn., is on display in room
10 on the third floor of Frank
rong hall. Robertson, a friend of
osmary Ketcham, head of the de-
artment of design, is a frequent
sitor and contributor to the exhihion
room.
Miss Ketcham is making preparations now for the Commencement exhibition to be shown soon.
IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE!!
Mu Phi Epsilon Installs Officers
Xi chapter of Mu Phi Epsilon, women's music fraternity, held an installation of officers yesterday at its annual business meeting. The new officers are: Winifred Hill, fa'41, president; Ruth Gibson, fa'41, vice-president; Barbara Brooke, fa'41, recording secretary; Emily Preyer, corresponding secretary; Hortense Harris, fa'41, treasurer; Rosalys McCreery, fa'41, historian; Dorothy Allen, fa'41, chaplain; Donna Hughes, fa'41, warden; and Jean Klusman, fa'41, chorister.
County Newsmen Receive Awards
Thirteen members of the University Students' Correspondence bureau carried away $54 in prize money Monday afternoon when the bureau announced results for the year in the contest for the best "home town" correspondence work.
Charles Wright, fa'42, received top honors as well as $25 first prize money for publicity given the University in the Topeka State Journal. Wright was also the winner of first prize in the bureau's March contest. The winners were judged on the quantity and quality of reportorial work handed in to Jim Surface, e'42. head of the bureau. Saturday.
A second prize of $10 was awarded to Helen Hollabaugh, b'41, for her work in the Overbrook paper and third prize went to Janet Stoltenberg, c'42, of Holyrood. The prize for the best column went to Stan Stauffer, c'42.
Those who received honorable mention and a $1 award were: John Somers, c'42, Charles Skidmore, c'41, Burton Hodgden, c'42, Presson Shane, c'41, Betty Gene Sayles, b'40, Freda Zimmerman, b'41, Lee Huddleston, b'41, Joan Bradley, c'43, and Bill Cole, c'43.
The prizes were announced at the final meeting of the bureau to be held this year. Dean Paul B. Lawson addressed the group.
Professor To Annual Bar Meeting
Three University professors will leave Friday to attend the annual meeting of the Kansas State Bar association in Wichita. They are: Dean F. J. Moreau, Prof. P. W. Viesselman, and Prof. L. T. Tupy.
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Society—
at the chapter house last night. The date list included Ruby Ashland, c'41, Phyllis Gossett, c'41, Ella Jeffords, c'43, Evelyn Renth, c'42, Letha Eppery, c'43, Ida Anderson, fa'43, Mary Frances Sullivan, c'43, Olive Joggerst, c'41, Marian Sitz, c'41, Agnes Skolaut, c'42, Harriet Goodwin, c'40, Annie Robbins, c'42, and Norma Scott, c'43;
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--of Kansas City, Mo., Mrs. L. G. Fell,
Salina, Mrs. John Broekleband.
Miss Elizabeth Meguiar was a dinner guest at Triangle fraternity last night.
Chaperones for the dance were Mrs. M. M. Wolfe and Mrs. J. N. Gilbert.
Gamma Phi Beta honored their graduating seniors at a senior dinner last night.
Mary Jean Miller, fa'43. was a luncheon guest of Kappa Alpha Theta yesterday.
Alumnae guests at the Alpha Omicron Pi Alumnae Day and senior breakfast at the chapter house Sunday were Mrs. Dan A. Hedge, Hoisington, Mrs. Joe Bloomer, Claflin, Mrs. Julius Underwood, Lawrence, Mrs. Joe Shears, Olathe, Mrs. A. H. Bloomer, Claflin, Mrs. Warren M. Lish, Lawrence, Emma Lou Montgomery, Oswego, Mrs.W. H. Brown, and Mrs. L. O. Hill, both of Kansas City, Kans., Mrs. C. D. Hunter, Stafford, Dorcille Wyrick, Leavenworth, and Hazelle Hedges, Isabelle Olsen, Mrs. J. L. Johnson, Janet Turner, Mrs. G. E. Hubrig, Dorothy Roswell, and Mrs. F. H. Brown, all
Dorothy Lamour reveals her true allure as "Lucky" Dubarry, sultry beauty and night club songstress, in "Johnny Apollo," at the Dickinson, Wednesday thru Saturday.
Seniors honored at the breakfast were Betty Jack Jarrott, Betty Hughes, Mary Garrison, Mollie North, and Eloise Pohl.
Jeanne Moyer, fa'42, was a luncheon guest of Alpha Delta Pi yesterday.
--c'43, Margie Reade, ed'43, Kathryn Green, c'43, Alys Magill, c'unel, Margaret Repogle, c'43, Georgiane Theis, fa'41, Tilden Fowler, c'40, Dorothy Lemert, c'43, Susie McNaghton, c'42, Janis Welsh, c'43. Irma Wahl, c'41, Jean Brownlee, c'43. Cecil King, c'41.
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Guests at the Delta Upsilon buffet dinner last night included, Betsy Dodge, fa'43, Ruth Wright, fa'43, Jean Stauffer, Dorothy Teachenor, c'42, Eleanor Crosland, c'41, Mary Christianson, fa'43, Virginia Houston, c'43, Muriel Henry, ph'43, Reola Durand, c'43, Jean Knight, c'41, Patty Bigelow, c'43, Virginia Ochs, fa'43, Elizabeth Crafton, Gloria Dolfs, Jerry Buchler, c'43, Dolly Newlon, c'41, Jeryn Ann Carell, c'41, Ethelyne Burns, fa'41, Betty Rose Johnson,
--c'43, Margie Reade, ed'43, Kathryn Green, c'43, Alys Magill, c'unel, Margaret Repogle, c'43, Georgiane Theis, fa'41, Tilden Fowler, c'40, Dorothy Lemert, c'43, Susie McNaghton, c'42, Janis Welsh, c'43. Irma Wahl, c'41, Jean Brownlee, c'43. Cecil King, c'41.
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--c'43, Margie Reade, ed'43, Kathryn Green, c'43, Alys Magill, c'unel, Margaret Repogle, c'43, Georgiane Theis, fa'41, Tilden Fowler, c'40, Dorothy Lemert, c'43, Susie McNaghton, c'42, Janis Welsh, c'43. Irma Wahl, c'41, Jean Brownlee, c'43. Cecil King, c'41.
Pi Beta Phi announces the engagement of Martha Browning, $ \mathrm{c} ^ {4 0} $ , to Bill Hines, $ \mathrm{c} ^ {4 0} $ . Hines is a member of Phi Kappa Psi.
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Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Merriman and son of Marysville were guest at the Delta Tau Delta fraternity yesterday.
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TENNIS RACKETS Softball and Baseball Gloves Bats and Balls Rackets Re-strung
The Mothers Club and alumnas of Alpha Omicron Pi will entertain the active chapter at a picnic dinner at the home of Prof. and Mrs. A. E. Chandler tonight.
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ROY EDWARDS this is your free pass to see "Blackmail" with Edward G. Robinson and the companion picture "Women Without Names" now showing at the Patee theater.
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