THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1940.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
By Walt Meininger
There's something to this using the beef trust boys as chorines after all. The K-Club took all of the tables, coke bottles, and chairs out of the theater; swept up, and replaced all the desks in 14 minutes last night.
Even worse than listening to Monday morning quarterbacks in harking to breakfast table generals. In the fall you can look forward to the end of the fooball season. But it doesn't look like the teams in this war play have a regular schedule.
Bill "Let's go steady" Horton did not even try to explain those femininity accessories in his car to Jean Anderson the night after he had a date with Betty Blake.
The proverbial ill wind has blown some good for the Phi Gam's this time. Bitter over the Chancellor's locked gate earlier in the year the Phi Gam's now walk home between every class just so they can go the long way around—around where the Miller hall girls take their sun baths.
Proof that the School of Law is the easiest professional school on the Hill: the line of hair oil around the base of Uncle Jimmy Green where generations of lawyers have been loafing.
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Europe Calls----
cently that he had no romantic delusions about war. Financially he will be the loser, since the corps supplies only a uniform and living expenses. He evidently feels, quite logically, a first hand view of the battle front will be a stimulating change from his present tedious work—it should.
Raymond secured the "position" through John Casey, an American driver in the Finnish war. He must pay for his own trip to Europe, which will cost $175, one way. His term of enlistment is six months, and if he is lucky, he expects to enroll in the London school of economics and political science to seek a master's degree after that time.
Ted, content in peaceful U.S.A. will enter his father's business following graduation this June.
Kansas Tops---of England had lgeen seeking to "spread the war" to the Balkans.
Captain Earl Maxwell and Captain Burt Held, medical examiners, and Second Lieutenant C. D. Jones, copilot. The Board travels in an army bomber airplane.
Major Beaton announced that the "Board" would take off this afternoon for the University of Wichita. The visit there will conclude the trip.
Nazis Claim---of England had lgeen seeking to "spread the war" to the Balkans.
Namur to isolate the Allies in central and northern Belgium rather than continue direct attacks.)
BERLIN, MAY 16.—(UP) —The German High Command today charged that Allied airplanes were bombing non-military towns in Germany "without plan." Nazi official sources have threatened retaliation "blow for blow."
BERLIN, MAY 16—(UP)—The authoritative diplomatic political correspondence today charged that a delegation of bishops of the Church
The delgations visited the Balkans in the last week, the statement said, and "put themselves in the service of a campaign to spread the war under the veil of making religious visits to orthodox churches."
BERLIN, MAY 16—(UP)—Adolli Hitler's newspaper Voelkischer Beobachter turned its attack in a new direction today, at Jugoslavia, the Balkan country bordering on both Germany and Italy.
The charge against Jugoslavia was the same made against Czechoslovakia and Poland before Germany invaded them—abuse of German minorities.
"Singular police measures against German minority in Jugoslavia," the Voelkischer Beobachter headline read. The tone of the dispatch was reminiscent of that of the press campaigns against other German victims. It charged that three German students and several German schoolboys had been arrested and beaten by Jugoslav policemen, that the Jugoslav government had canceled a German minority celebration causing "particularly strong bitterness" among the Germans.
Allies Claim---concerning the action in course" the communique said.
LONDON. MAY 16—(UP)German gains in the conquest of Holland were estimated here by various sources today as follows:
About $100,000,000 in gold and silver.
Thirty-five to 40 shipyards.
Three cruisers, four destroyers, seven submarines and 10 minesweepers under construction at Rotterdam and Flushing.
About 100,000 tons of oil.
From 2,000 to 3,000 tons of tin.
Large amounts of vegetable oil,
whale oil and margarine.
Whether it be your house or your date, either will be enhanced by the loveliness of our fresh-cut flowers right out of the greenhouse.
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LONDON, MAY 16—(UP)—British press dispatches told of hasty war preparations in Switzerland to day, of German troops massed on the Swiss frontier and of the departure of the Allied fleet from Alexanderia Egypt for "maneuvers" in the eastern Mediterranean.
Come spring, come steak fries, come finals, come graduation, and here comes a Pi Phi freshman playing with a yo-yo!
Rock Chalk—
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"better" Greek letter houses, was chartered recently for K.U. males who have received the well known Murray Fluff. Sanders who is at present on steady terms with the diminutive Kappa, will be initiated into the brotherhood (42 strong) as soon as he gets the gate. Dave Whitney, president, will preside at the services.
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From the Little Black Note Book: The Shinster says he knows of at least five secret marriages on the Hill, but his "journalistic ethics" prevent him from scooping the unsuspecting parents. . . F.D.R. undoubtedly wishes congress were as generous as the W. S. G. A., which gladly contributed $25 more than asked for in the current dorm drive. . . The Delta Tau Delta seniors had a tea party last night and Tom Carr is doing as well as can be expected today. . . The Sigma Nu's aren't letting the Phi Psi's forget about the shellacking they took in softball the other day. . . we know where you can get even money that the Nazis will be in Switzerland before Tuesday night. . . We defy you to find nicer looking cannon fodder than the local R.O.T.C. boys on parade. . . Our nomination for the Hill's most cheerful jelly joint waiter goes to Neal Harris of Bricks. . . We'll take Nebraska in the conference track meet this week-end.
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