EDNESDAY, MAY 15, 1940.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
By Walt Meininger
at the Alpha Chi house may be so good, but Geryn Ann Green is gone a little far in bringing the hot home. When the heat was fed on yesterday for the first time weeks Geryn left her goldfish on radiator.
Last night four finny corpses bubbed in their own juice. There was a tilting and tearing of hair as theapter gathered around to try alternate hot and cold packs in a fu-attempts at reviving the diminu-
e densens of the aquarium.
Dick Ash, returning from Wichita
unday with Gamma Phi's Susy
auderman, Adalyn Cast, and Betty
est, was forced to make several
stick stops as a result of a hard Sat-
day night.
Ash, miserable enough to begin
with spent the entire trip pleading
with the girls not to tell sorority
ister. Maybe Little, that he had been
the party Saturday.
The hard bargaining Gamma Phi's
listed the only way he could hush
um up was to have all three of the
els over for lunch at the Delt house.
To date the invitation has not been
rethcoming.
John Naramore, villain of the current K-Club production, brought a date to watch the play last night. As she started making Fagan-like passes innocent heroine Bill Bevin the gang lady in the audience whished, "Why, Johnny isn't like that at!"
Two Law Professors Attend conference in Washington
Prof. J. B. Smith and Prof. P. W.
esselman of the School of Law
it yesterday noon for Washington,
O.C., where they will attend the
nerican Law Institute meetings
in Thursday until Saturday. Dean
J. Moreau left Lawrence Sunday
attend the meetings.
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Seniors Aid---two relatives present. Alumni will be permitted to see the annual ceremony only if it is staged in Memorial stadium. Reports on Breakfast
Bill Waugh, b'40, chairman of the senior breakfast committee, reported on the plans for that event and his proposal of a compulsory 35 cent charge was adopted.
The class memorial was voted following the report by Bob McKay, b'40, in which he announced the committee recommended the contribution of $1 per senior to the dormitory. A suggestion that the class provide a neon sign for Fraser hall roof, was made too late for consideration.
Following McKay's appearance, Balfour Jeffrey', 28, chairman of the Alumni association membership committee, "invited" the class to join the organized graduates en masse. Faced from the start by an obviously unsympathetic audience, Jeffrey resorted several times to risque humor to draw laughs.
But although the seniors haw-hawed his stories, they booed any suggestion that they make Alumni membership compulsory. Voting vocally the motion of Andy Hibbard, 141, the seniors gave the School of Law machine unmistakable support for the optional membership plan.
President Schwaller said senior dues must be paid at the University Business' Office before May 20.
Mass Army----
sitions at Sedan. In the air both French and British bombers were pounding with uninterrupted vigor against the pontoon bridges which the Germans had placed across the Meuse.
British Are Reported Holding Own in Belgium
With British Expeditionary forces, in Belgium, May 15—(UP)—British forces, supported by the Royal Air force, today were reported holding their main line positions in Belgium in the face of admittedly increased German pressure.
Capitulation of the Dutch was admitted to have increased the seriousness of the situation in which British and French armies found themselves in Belgium.
Royal Air force bombing planes attacked German positions all night and at dawn RAF fighters took off to resume the battle with the German air force, which was broken off at dusk Tuesday.
British mechanized units reported that Nazi columns had attacked Allied advance posts "with determination" and it was conceded that the Germans at some points had advanced.
But field dispatches reported the British and French holding firm in the main defense positions into which they have moved since the start of the blitzkrieg.
Dutch Surrender Arms As Germans Enter Hague
London, May 15. (UP)—German troops entered the Hague, capital of the Netherlands, today and Dutch troops surrendered their arms to them, the Holland radio announced.
Townspeople of the Hague awoke this morning to hear the roar of motors of low-flying German airplanes, the radio said, and at 8 a.m.
(12:40 a.m. CST) ) a column of 100 German motorized vehicles drove into the city.
The officer commanding the German forces, together with four high German navy and army officers, reviewed the German troops.
Students Hear----
troleum engineering, veterinary in medicine, and the transportation industry, particularly air craft, Markham told the goup. At the present time Kansas has between fifty and sixty openings for pharmacists, and the University which has the only School of Pharmacy in the state will graduate thirteen students this June, according to Markham. Due to the scarcity of petroleum engineers in Kansas, that industry has forced to supplement its payroll with persons drawn from outside the state. In discussing the possibilities in veterinary work, the vocational authority said the average income of veterinarians far exceeded that of physicians.
Best careers for college women are vocational home economics, dietetics, nursing, and social work, Markham believed.
Pointing out the treacherous paths of the nation's vocational setup, he warned, "The professions represent seven percent of the gainfully employed in the United States, yet 90 percent of the high school students and the majority of the college students wish to prepare for professions. Further explaining, Markham noted, "Six hundred students at the University have enrolled as pre-medics for a class of 80 each year." The field of law also is crowded, he said, as out of 10,000 graduates of 1939, only 4,000 are now practicing. Another blue field lies in education. Incomes for Kansas teachers fall low and the teaching field is overflowing, especially in English and mathematics.
Remarking generally, Markham advised students to study their various abilities, for fields offering the most opportunities and then to train for them. He does not believe job-seekers should enter newly arising trade schools since the majority prepare too many for a position.
Markham concluded his address with answers to questions from the audience.
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sicked its commission on was the Russo-Finnish war. . . . and you know what happened to that deal.
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His campaign was a pleasant one,
And worthy here of note;
He only kissed the babies
Who were old enough to vote.
—(Ohio State Sun Dial)
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