NDAY, MAY 12, 1940. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN On the Shin By Walt Meininger By Rodney Morrison Guest Conductor it probably isn't the only one, say Herbie Hartman is have trouble learning his lines andice steps for the K-Club show,the first instance, an unreliable nory—quite a common faulting all of us-is causing the difficulty. As to the dancing, Herbie is that 205 pounds work to better antage on the gridiron than on stage. their friends are whispering that died (Boss) Kelly and Ed (Cuddles) she once true friends and lawool buddies—have had a falling-Page, recently chosen the se-law student most unlikely to be need, is said to have lost interest Kelly when the latter started givest of his time to Kay Bruner. The Sigma Chi's German band, under the direction of Lawrence usa) Nelson, presented a proam at noon yesterday for the benefit of the kiddies at the Theta house it door. Even the Theta's realized the burly bandsmen had more busiasm than harmony. But they voyed and applauded. only a few disagree with the letter Friday's Kansan lauding the omma Phi" type of college girl, herewith list those who disagree: Beta Phi, Corbin hall, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Westminster hall, a Chi Omega, Alpha Delta Pi, ear hall, Watkins hall, Kappa ha Theta, Chi Omega, Ricker , Sigma Kappa, Alpha Omicron and the Hill women who are affiliated. Several men, we suswould also have a different more they add many more games their losing streak, the New Yorkees will have reached the level which our Jayhawkers will have nerve to challenge the so-called old champs. ore beg pardon. It is our sad to report that the Hill girl who ad home from Will Osborne be her Missouri U. date was callon Columbia police was not a尔er hall resident. Regular Shim-Meininger should have said she from Watkins hall. At least, he on the right street. ou probably don't care, but the nawker editor in 1805 was a lass ed Dana Gatlin, an aunt of Betty lson, who'll head the campus magazine in 1940-41. one of the students who appear in University movie which Prof. on Crafton has finished shooting and cutting still to be done) that he "producers" had trouble ing enough students for the d scenes at a make-believe foot-game. Didn't they want to make kural? ny they are mad: the winners use the losers are squawking it the School of Engineering on; the Alpha Chi's because it was the only house that closed by night at 12:30 and then op-again to let the late-coming walkers in"; the dictators—we knew. A. bigwigs decided to invite rominent independent students, members of the organization, to Juke Boxes May Carry New Osborne Creation By William Koester, c'42 You'll be hearing a new song hit from the music shop of Will Osborne and Dick Rogers, one of the maestro's vocalists, within the next two months, it was learned in a post-Cakewalk interview with Osborne early Saturday morning. The four hours of slide rhythms played by the famous bandleader and company did not end their night's work—at least not for Osborne and Rogers. For 45 minutes after the ballroom was cleared, the composers of "Between Eighteenth'n Nineteenth on Chestnut Street" pecked at the piano and hummed variations of the new tune, which, at this early stage, gives promise of becoming one of the choices for the weekly "Hit Parade". A romantic ballad, the song may be called "Tm a Fool", Osborne intimated, bordering on the melancholy in its theme. Not one definitely accepted line of lyrics has been written as yet, but to this reporter the ones sung by Dick Rogers would fit in with today's best. The little fellow revealed that he had obtained the inspiration for some of the melody and words from numbers done in a show in which he once played. "We have over a hundred songs which are still in the experimental stage," Osborne said, "so it is rather doubtful whether we'll drop all the others and finish this one. But Dick and I like it very much and probably will have it ready for publication by one forth-coming semi-formal in the Union. Written invitations mailed to the chosen six were supposed to include tickets for person and date. But one of the six received the letter of invitation, sans ducats. He's wondering whether it's a slap subtle. Fans of the band who are interested in listening for more of his unique rhythms may hear him soon from the Meadowbrook, dine and dance resort near Newark, N. J., where the company will open after a short engagement in Columbus, Ohio. They left for Columbus a few hours after the Cakewalk ended. the middle of the summer." Two Concerts In Topeka For K.U.Band Ninety-five members of the University Band, including the entire crew of baton twirlers and the saxophone quintet, will appear in two concerts and a parade in Topeka, Russell L. Wiley, director, said today. The band will present a concert at Topeka High School at 10:15 o'clock Tuesday morning and another at the new city auditorium at 8 o'clock that night. The band also will lead a parade in Topeka during the afternoon. Members of the saxophone quintet include Joe McAnarney, Paola; John Shideler, 2621 Fillmore, Topeka; Russell Chambers, DeSoto; LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Lawrence, Kansas. Tuition to K. U. 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