FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 1940
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
By Walt Meininger
Jeryn Ann Green waxed applicative this week when five Alpha Chi's rushed into the bathroom with wastebaskets, scooped up bath water from the tub in which Jeryn reclined. The crises was precipitated by a fire, which some enterprising lass had patted out with a blanket before the waste basket brigade reached the scene.
Pleaded Jeryn Ann, left high and dry,
"Bring that water back here.
That's my whole week's allowance!"
The local police picked up a man recently with something of a record record. He's been booked fifty times in the last six years and has had eight years of sentence against him during these six years and was legally free until last night. Eight years sentence in six years and still at liberty! Some kind of argument against parole there.
The men with the pickaxes and disintegrator hammers getting their nightwork in by learing down the back steps of Frank Strong have caused a general run on the Pi Phi bench on these warm evenings. Formerly an ideal spot, the bright lights and nerve racking noises have deprived the steps of their former night time utility.
Looking?
Her eyes are turned down demurely as if she were pondering an embarrassing answer. Or they may be turned toward the door which any minute will be rapped by her escort. Still, maybe it will be the census taker, not her escort. On third thought, that looks like the door behind her. So, she's probably looking at a little dog. Anyway, it's a nice gown she's wearing, isn't it.
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Movies Will Illustrate Talk on Fossils
C. Berbrand Schultz of the University of Nebraska museum will lecture on "Fossil Collecting in the Plains Region" Wednesday, May 1, in Frank Strong auditorium. He will supplement the lecture with motion pictures in color.
The winner of the Phi Sigma medal will also be announced at this program.
KFKU Presents Home Ec Program
The eleventh in a series of vocational guidance discussions was presented over KFKU this afternoon by the department of home economics.
This program was a roundtable discussion directed to high school students on the topic of "Vocational Opportunities in the Field of Home Economics."
Organ Students Feature Bach
Three compositions by John Sebastian Bach were featured in a recital by students of the organ department in Hoch auditorium yesterday afternoon.
The program given follows; "Pre-ude and Fugue in D Minor" (Bach) Winifred Hill, fa'41; "Second Organ Sonata" (Mendelssohn) Betty Young, c'42; "Large" for violin and organ (Haydn) Betty Haney, fa'42, and Eleanor Linley, fa'43; "Two Chorale Preludes" (Bach) Mary Alice Elliot, fa'41; "Cradle Song" (Guilmant) and "Mr. Ben Johnson's Pleasures" (Milford) Betty Young, c'42; "Three Choral Freludes" (Bach) Marjie Hormer, fa'43, assisted by a vocal quartet; variations from "Sixth Organ Sonata" (Mendelssohn) Barbara Brooke, fa'43.
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Law Students Hear German Refugee
Dr. Joseph Dean, refugee German attorney, addressed the School of Law convocation on the "Development of Law in Germany Under the Third Reich" yesterday morning.
Born in Breslau, Germany, Doctor Dean holds degrees in law and economics from the universities of Berlin and Breslau, and was 28 years an attorney in Germany. He received the degree of doctor of jurisprudence from Erlanger in 1907.
A Birdie Told Him---- Girl's Parties Demand Corsages, Of Course
"Can you imagine shortcake without strawberries?" asked the little bird among the apple blossoms. "No!" replied the nice young man emphatically. "Nor can
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