FRIDAY.APRIL 26,1940. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE FIVE --- Sports Parade By Henry McLemore New York, April 26—(UP)—Those who would will go in the Wood. I mean, of course, that those three-year-old horses who would challenge the mighty Bimelech in the Kentucky Derby will take one final test of their fitness tomorrow at rickety little Jamaica race course in the 1940 renewal of the $20,000 Wood Memorial—the best known of the Ivy League derby preps. We all know about Bimelech now, after what he did to Joseph E. Widener's Roman in the Blue Grass stakes at Kenneland. That baby doesn't need any man's help from here on out. He's just a lonely sort of cuss with a garboesque penchant for aloofness. The farther he can stay away from other horses, the better he likes it, and he likes i best. But if some trim-legged little number comes winging down that straightaway at Jamaica tomorrow and then keeps right on going until he feels the caress of Matt Winn's rose horse-shoe around his neck on May 4—well, it wouldn't be the first time. Johnston, for instance, did it last year. Gallant Fox did it back in 1932. Omaha didn't win the wood, but if he had had about the same distance as there is between the ordinary living room and kitchen left to run, he would have won it. When I mention distance let me state right here that tomorrow's wood will be the most important ever run. In past years this fixture has been held over a course that measured a mile and 70 yards. This year, however, it has been stretched to a full mile and a sixteenth, so it will take a bit more horse with a bit more run to win it. Just what horse that will be I frankly don't know. There are at least two dozen horses eligible, and in the past performance chart of the racing form they all look as spotty as the Dionne quintuplets with simultaneous cases of strawberry rash and the measles. Maybe they can run as fast as Bimelech, but apparently they won't unless some equine wreathe breathes upon their rumps and hollers: "boo." Among the distinguished guests to be present in the starting gate when the meeting is called to order are Arnold Hangar's Dit, Belair Stud's Fenelon, Wheatley Stable's Merry Knight, C. V. Whitney's Flight Command and Carrier Pigeon, something called Robert E. Lee, which may very well be a steamboat—and after the rain they've had the past week at Jamaica, it would be better off if it were—Damon Runyan's Tight Shoes, and the usual assortment of chocolate, vanilla, orange, lemon and lime. Of all these mentioned, I believe Dit has the best chance. Dit ran only four times last year and certainly set none of his owner's barns afire, but he was well liked by horsemen. He started here the other day for the first time this season and turned back Wheatley's Asp and Tight Shoes fairly easily. He's one who may like the derby route. Horn Receives Scholarship Marion Horn, c40, social science major, has received a scholarship to the graduate school at the University of Nebraska. Her previous experience in the field of social science includes work in the Hiram house nursery school of Cleveland, Ohio. The scholarship will be effective in September. 12 Receive Teaching Jobs Twelve notices of appointment have been received at the Teacher's Appointment Bureau, Dr. H. E. Chandler, director, announced this morning. Those appointed include: Jack Happy, ed'd40, will teach music at Hope; Virginia Anderson, ed'd40, physical education at the Barstow School in Kansas City; Margaret McCarty, c'40, social science at the Barstow School; and Jean Henderson, fa'd40, music and English at Burn. Frieda Cowles, c'40, received the rural school at Blue Mound; Isabel Rice, c'40, will teach music and English at Denison; Audrey Bateman, c'40, home economics at Oskaloosa; Flora Roberts, c'40, home economics at Harveyville; Dorothy Alexander, c'38, home economics at Lansing; B. E. Terrell, ma'38, will be high school principal at Caldwell; Treva Thompson, fa'40, grade school music at Wamego; and Wilma Jean Grant, c'40, social science and Spanish at Severy. DATEE All Shows—15c—Anytime - ENDS TONIGHT Jeanette MacDonald Nelson Eddy "ROSE MARIE" and "Porole Fixer" SATURDAY ONLY 5—Big Units—5 GALLANT GUN-FIGHTER! Masked Robin Hood of the Western Plains! "The LLANO KID" Four to Attend Health Meeting Tito Guizar, Gale Sumeraaard SUNDAY—3 Days Females with their hair down! Chap. 3 "Zorro's Fighting Legion" Musical Comedy Cartoon — "Millionaire Hobo" Screen Snapshots — And — "The WOMEN" Four members of the student health service left Lawrence this morning for St. Louis where they will attend the seventh annual meeting of the south central section of the Americar Student Health Association to be held Saturday. (And it's all about men!) Doctor and Mrs. Canuteson, Dr. Beatrice M. Lins, assistant physician, Miss Fray Goodrich, head nurse, and Mrs. Orpha Smith, secretary of the health service, will make the trip. SUNDAY—3 Days NORMA SHEARER JOAN CRAWFORD ROSALING RUSSELL And—"The Five Little Peppers at Home" Morning sessions of the meeting will be held at St. Louis University and afternoon sessions at Washington University. Tours of the health services of both universities will be important parts of the two sessions. Reports and discussions of clinical, administrative, and general problems connected with student health services in this part of the country will be taken up in the remainder of the sessions. Doctor Canuteson, who is secretary-treasurer of the national association, will make a report at the meeting Saturday afternoon entitled "A Report on the Annual Meeting of the Student Health Association." DICKINSON TODAY AND SATURDAY First Showing in Kansas First Showing in Kansas No Star in All Hollywood Is Better Suited to Play This Teasing, Tempting Man Handling Heroine--- SUNDAY 4 DAYS ONLY Franklin Gulls, Black Terns Visit Bonner Springs Bonner Springs, Kans., April 26. (UP)—This inland town almost in the exact center of the United States was visited by sea gulls today. Local ornithologists said that Franklin gulls and black terns had been seen along the Kaw river here before but never in such large numbers as this year. Bonner Springs is 800 miles from the Gulf of Mexico and 400 miles from Lake Michigan GRANADA ALL SHOWS 250 Shows 2:30 - 7 - 9 NOW! THRU SATURDAY H. G. Wells' New Fantastic Sensation "The Invisible "The Invisible Man Returns" - Companion Hit - PAT O'BRIEN EDWARD ARNOLD "Slightly Honorable" Cartoon - News SUNDAY—3 Days The Diabolical "DR. CYCLOPS" Skilton's 'War Dance' On N.B.C. Tonight "War Dance." composed by Charles Skilton of the School of Fine Arts, will be played over the N.B.C. network at 8:30 tonight. The Rochester Symphony orchestra will play the number at the Rochester Festival of Music. Button-down is looking up! Button-down collars are becoming more popular than ever this spring. We have many dandy Arrow patterned shirts (just arrived) with the very smart buttoned down Arrow collar. You ought to see 'em now. $2 up Sold by University men ARROW The best way to set off a coat of tan ARROW SPORT SHIRTS are actually tailored like a coat. 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