JESDAY, APRIL 23,1940
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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
By Walt Meininger
we don't say this is typical engineers, but it's something think about. A faculty member ling the Theta Tau house yesterwas informed that the man he right wasn't there, in the follow- delightful colloquial style: He ain't here. He ain't came off Hill yet."
And the Chi Omegas finally broke Gamma Phi monopoly on Engineering Queen after three years. It it was the same old story. The Omegas weren't any cutter thanal, Theta Tau just switched alliance.
The rumor that men will not be sweded to live in apartments next ar has bobbed up again despite several pooh-pooh's from the powers it be. There may be something to
1990 overflow from the convocation
sterday was terrific. The near-by
its filled up so fast that the usual
ickle-nickle" pitch game, known
ally as "lawyer's delight", was
shed from its usual place at the
on Fountain clear to the Cottage.
here Kelly took his usual trim-
paradox: A gentleman represents a well-known newsreel company he been taking pictures of Schiller more, game warden of Potter Lake, two weeks—showing Schiller opening his .22 calibre sub-machine. In view of recent events Schilhad the guy figured out as a fake, uured that no one would be invested in seeing newsreel pictures aim shooting out pictures of 'Dagged Bumstead' with a .22.
but late this week, entirely un-
cled by Schiller, the movie guy
pued up with bona fide credens,
asked permission to use the
tures, and told the printer's-ink
ist that he would be a wow to
ater-goers. Schiller is amazed.
I'd have known he was the real
Coy," he moans, "I'd have put
some makeup."
delta Upsilon Volds Election
Delta Upsilon fraternity elected the趴wing officers last night; BobKay, b'40, president; JackDuna-c'42, vice-president; AndyDarra, fa'41, Vincent Hiebsch, c'43,ay Fogwell, c'40, BobMcKay, 0, Jack Dunagin, c'42, members the senior council; Schyler Rice, 1, treasurer; Earl Clarke, c'42,ording secretary; Jim Gillie, c'43,responding secretary; Claytonor, e'43, marshall; George
od, c'43, historian; Bill Koes- c'43, Sunflower editor; Charles pr, e'41, convention delegate; Dick thler, e'43, alternate delegate, and Gronhue, f'41, freshman trainer.
of Women's Houses Summer to Be Made
complete list of approved rooms women students for the sum session will be available after 15 in the office of the adviser of men, Miss Marie Miller, assist to Miss Megular, said today. householders of Lawrence maining regularly approved houses women should relist their rooms doing the current month or early May for the summer session.
News Continued From Page 1
Business Men-company; and Louis L. Miller, '30, actuary and secretary of the United Life Insurance company, Salina. Ball Game Big Event
Fun will be the keynote of the afternoon's events when the faculty will vie with the seniors for victory in their baseball game. In 15 years the faculty has won only one game, so they'll have blood in their eyes. Due to the fact there will be no classes in the afternoon for business school students an earlier game between the juniors and seniors will be played at 2:30.
The seniors have advised the faculty they will slug the ball so hard beating the juniors that there probably will be nothing left of it by the time they get ready to take the faculty's measure. But some doubt arises as to the reliability in this boast when it is observed that the battery for the faculty will consist of "Fireball" John Hocevar pitching, and L. L. Waters catching.
Banquet at Union
When all have "had their inning", or had their "innings", as it were, they'll satisfy their appetites at the banquet, at which main speakers will be Hal Luhnow, of the Wm. Moelker Furniture company, of Kansas City, Mo., W. W. Davis, chairman of the department of history, and Prof. Dominico Gagliardo, toastmaster.
New officers will be announced at the banquet and entertainment will come from Ross Robertson's Modern Choir and business school "talent". Tickets are on sale for 50 cents at the School of Business office.
The familiar straw hats worn by business school seniors will come out tomorrow to lend color to the day's festivities.
No New Vote-dox is only our advisor and his advice is not mandatory. And besides he never heard our side. As far as the Council is conferred it was a good election and we're going to accept it."
A Good Reason
Pachacama spokesman B: "How do you know the Council thinks it was a good election?"
P. S.G.L. spokesman B: "Because P.S.G.L. won the election and P.S.G.L. has a majority in the Council."
But of course this conversation didn't take very much time so the boys just passed those lines around. When everybody on both sides had served once as "spokesman A" and as "spokesman B" somebody called for the question.
But it takes two-thirds majority to allow the Council to vote on the question and spindly Pachacamac still had enough strength to prevent a vote.
So the boys took out their scripts again and rehearsed the whole play over. Once more the call for question was lost.
All the councilmen got back from recess but one Pachacamac. Immediately a call for question went up and this time Pachacamac wasn't strong enough to prevent it.
By this time the boys were very tired and took a 10 minute recess, during which they ad libbed through the skit again.
Farmer's election was accepted by an 11-6 vote.
Richard Crooks-the University next spring, D. M. Swarthout, dean of the School of
Dean Swarthout said today that he felt fortunate in getting Crooks, as he is such a favorite of opera and radio audiences. Leading critics of the nation consider his voice one of the best in America. On the threshold of his career, in 1927, Crooks gave a concert here in Robinson gymnasium.
Fine Arts, announced today. An option has been secured to insure his appearance.
IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE!!
Tickets for the Tibbett concert will be honored for the Crooks appearance.
Rock Chalk—
(Continued from page six) mean airport. And we all say a seaplane lands on the water. Ten years from now even the bright CAA enthusiasts may find their persent air-chatter outmoded.
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Did you know that: (1) two of the bottles that Carrie Nation missed on one of her raids are now in Spooner-Thayer museum? (2) there is a scarcity of blonde policemen? (3) That Sing 'n Swing has 10 extra-good songs, six of which were written by Bud Balzer and Jim Hammers? (4) and in the campus show Lorenzo Fuller will sing
GRANADA ALL SHOWS 255
Shows 2:30 - 7 - 9
NOW
The spicy romance of a 'Dead End' girl and a livewire boy!
GINGER ROGERS
ENDS
WEDNESDAY
JOEL McCREA
"Primrose Path"
Comedy - Travel - News
THURSDAY
"Invisible Man Returns"
And
"Slightly Honorable"
SUNDAY
The Diabolical
"DR. CYCLOPS"
All Shows--Its--Anytime
ENDS TONIGHT
ROBERT DONAT
"GOODBYE MR. CHIPS"
And--Richard Dix
"Marines Fly High"
WEDNESDAY—3 Days
WEDNESDAY - 3 Days
The Greatest Musical Thrill
Of Any Year!
Nelson Eddy
Jeanette MacDonald
"ROSE MARIE"
James Stewart - Allan Jones
And—J. Edgar Hoover Puts
the finger on the
"PAROLE FIXER"
Wm. Henry - Virginia Dale
COMING SUNDAY
"THE WOMEN"
It's All About Men!
a song written by Art Wolf's mother?
The eternal movie quorum will doubtless be wildly enthusiastic about the elevating and entertaining horror-cycle which is beginning at the local plaster-palace. America's favorite chill is Boris Karloff, but the more direct British call their cinema-terror . . . Tod Slaughter.
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What they say: "Now the plain people have noticed that education is getting longer and longer. Fifty years ago people learned to read out of a spelling book at 6 years of age, went to highschool at 12, and taught school on a third-class certificate at 16. After that, two years in a saw-mill and two at medical school made them doctors, or one year in a saw-mill and one in divinity fitted them for the church. For law they needed no school at all, just three summers on a farm and three winters in an office.
"All our great men in North America got this education. Pragmatically it worked. They began their real life still young. With the money they didn't spend they bought a wife. By the age of 30 they had got somewhere, or nowhere. It is true that for five years of married life, they carried, instead of a higher degree, bills of groceries, coal, doctors and babies' medicine. Then they broke out of the woods into the sunlight, established men . . . at an age when their successors are still demonstrating, interning, or writing an advanced thesis on social impetus." (Stephen Leacock in Too Much College).
THURSDAY—3 Days
ANN SHEKIDAN
HUMPHREY BOGART
JEFFREY LYNN
HIS FINEST ROLE SINCE FAMED "BOYS TOWN"
MICKEY ROONEY
"YOUNG
TOM EDISON"
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